| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Southside Salamanders | 179 | 143 | 322 | 40 | | Home | Memphis Hound Dogs | 161 | 99 | 260 | 9 |
| Memphis Hound Dogs |
Southside Salamanders |
|---|
| I | Brian Griese QB CHI | 0 |
| I | Rex Grossman QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Michael Vick QB ATL | 23 |
| S | Matt Schaub QB ATL | 0 |
| I | Kevin Mawae OC TEN | 0 |
| I | Olin Kreutz OC CHI | 0 |
| S | Todd McClure OC ATL | 11 |
| I | Joe Andruzzi OG CLE | 0 |
| S | Randy Thomas OG WAS | 10 |
| S | Jermane Mayberry OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Damien Woody OG DET | 0 |
| S | Walter Jones OT SEA | 1 |
| I | Tom Ashworth OG SEA | 0 |
| I | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT NYJ | 0 |
| I | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 0 |
| S | Jammal Brown OT NO | 7 |
| B | Corey Dillon RB NE | 3 |
| S | Cadillac Williams RB TB | 11 |
| B | T.J. Duckett RB WAS | 0 |
| B | David Boston WR ??? | 0 |
| S | Eric Moulds WR HOU | 21 |
| I | Mike Williams WR DET | 0 |
| B | Eric Parker WR LAC | 2 |
| I | Koren Robinson WR GB | 0 |
| I | Marques Colston WR NO | 0 |
| S | Hines Ward WR PIT | 17 |
| I | Kris Mangum TE CAR | 0 |
| B | Leonard Pope TE ARI | 2 |
| S | Benjamin Watson TE NE | 14 |
| S | Heath Miller TE PIT | 26 |
| S | Jay Feely K NYG | 3 |
| I | Todd Peterson K ??? | 0 |
| S | New Orleans OST NO | 6 |
| B | Shaun Ellis DE NYJ | 2 |
| B | Elvis Dumervil DE DEN | 0 |
| S | Darren Howard DE PHI | 3 |
| I | Grady Jackson DT ATL | 0 |
| S | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 6 |
| S | Warren Sapp DT LV | 1 |
| I | Darrell Shropshire DT ATL | 0 |
| B | Chris Hovan DT TB | 1 |
| S | Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila DE GB | 5 |
| B | Jason Babin DE HOU | 1 |
| S | Lemar Marshall MLB WAS | 12 |
| S | David Pollack OLB CIN | 0 |
| I | Dexter Coakley OLB LAR | 0 |
| S | Angelo Crowell OLB BUF | 7 |
| B | Ray Lewis MLB BAL | 7 |
| B | Dhani Jones OLB PHI | 1 |
| B | Brian Kelly CB TB | 2 |
| S | Carlos Rogers CB WAS | 7 |
| S | Champ Bailey CB DEN | 9 |
| B | Fred Smoot CB MIN | 4 |
| S | Mike Minter S CAR | 6 |
| B | Jermaine Phillips S TB | 3 |
| S | Will Demps S NYG | 4 |
| B | John Lynch S DEN | 3 |
| B | Phillip Buchanon CB TB | 0 |
| B | Mike Rumph S WAS | 2 |
| S | Scott Player P ARI | 4 |
| S | Philadelphia DST PHI | 9 |
|
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 0 |
| S | Brett Favre QB GB | 5 |
| I | David Carr QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Quinton Porter QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Ingle Martin QB GB | 0 |
| I | John Wade OC TB | 0 |
| S | Scott Wells OC/OG GB | 7 |
| I | Bennie Anderson OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Mike Goff OG LAC | 13 |
| S | Todd Weiner OT ATL | 11 |
| I | Kwame Harris OT SF | 0 |
| S | Tra Thomas OT PHI | 11 |
| S | Jake Scott OG IND | 7 |
| B | Jason McKie FB CHI | 4 |
| B | Frank Gore RB SF | 9 |
| I | Jerome Harrison RB CLE | 0 |
| S | Ahman Green RB GB | 20 |
| B | Greg Jennings WR GB | 2 |
| I | Mark Bradley WR CHI | 0 |
| B | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 3 |
| S | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 14 |
| B | Courtney Anderson TE LV | 2 |
| S | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 20 |
| S | Chris Cooley TE WAS | 10 |
| S | Kellen Winslow TE CLE | 27 |
| B | Joe Klopfenstein TE LAR | 2 |
| I | Casey Fitzsimmons TE DET | 0 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE HOU | 1 |
| S | Rian Lindell K BUF | 8 |
| I | Matt Bryant K TB | 0 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 3 |
| B | Greg Ellis DE DAL | 3 |
| S | Dwight Freeney DE IND | 1 |
| S | Kelly Gregg NT BAL | 1 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 13 |
| S | Keith Bulluck OLB TEN | 18 |
| B | Ryan Nece OLB TB | 2 |
| B | Scott Shanle ILB NO | 3 |
| I | Chad Greenway OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Daryl Smith OLB JAC | 3 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB SF | 5 |
| S | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 13 |
| S | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 6 |
| I | Barry Gardner ILB ??? | 0 |
| B | D.J. Williams OLB DEN | 3 |
| I | Donnie Spragan OLB MIA | 0 |
| I | Brady Poppinga LB GB | 0 |
| B | Corey Webster CB NYG | 4 |
| B | Kelly Herndon CB SEA | 5 |
| S | Alex Brown DE CHI | 5 |
| S | Rashean Mathis CB JAC | 14 |
| S | Sheldon Brown CB PHI | 5 |
| B | Sean Jones S CLE | 7 |
| I | Daniel Bullocks S DET | 0 |
| S | Stuart Schweigert S LV | 6 |
| B | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 3 |
| B | C.C. Brown S HOU | 3 |
| I | Jason Allen DB MIA | 0 |
| S | Nick Collins S GB | 7 |
| I | Derrick Frost P WAS | 0 |
| S | Craig Hentrich P TEN | 6 |
| S | Cincinnati DST CIN | 7 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Reggie Brown exclaimed, "They came at us with some tough schemes, but we were able to put a few decent plays together. I think we can move the ball against anyone, stop anyone and we just didn't execute today." Well no kidding, Einstein. MHD was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. Yikes! MHD has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, whacked a fat little leper boy with a baseball bat. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
So now the series stands SRS leads the all-time series 24-0 against MHD. SRS has a 5-0 regular season record. MHD has a 2-3 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SRS overwhelming MHD like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 40-9 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the SRS squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 323 points, 179 on offense and 144 on defense. Frank Gore with 36 points on offense and Keith Bulluck with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, Don't Euthanize After Disaster award - given to one blundering fool each week - was really difficult to decide on this go around. I promise the poor slob that I won't be taking away his livelihood. This week, the DEAD man of the game goes to Kelly Gregg. In the end, these men are kinda like my kids. As any parent knows, from time to time, you just can't always get through to them without getting creative..."
Says Kelly Gregg, sporting a nice lace evening gown, "Ya, coach says I played like a little girl so I might as well dress the part. I hafta practice in this thing. He calls me the fairy princess. Man, I'm callin my agent. This ain't parta the deal."
Kellen Winslow added, "Shoot... he should know he can't fit in no D-cup! I tell ya, he looked like some sort of demented, bloated
Valkyrie... Man...
brings new meaning to the phrase 'when the fat lady sings.'
"
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Allen Cummings blathered, "I feel kinda sorry for them, to be honest. I mean, how can you be that inept, that pitiable? I guess they occasionally get my blood flowing, but for the most part, playing them is about as exciting as rearranging my sock drawer." In response, the MHD coach considered this when he said, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
