| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Demonic Hordes | 155 | 134 | 289 | 20 | | Home | Blue Brigade | 98 | 152 | 250 | 0 |
| Blue Brigade |
Demonic Hordes |
|---|
| S | Jake Plummer QB DEN | -8 |
| I | Mark Brunell QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Jay Cutler QB DEN | 0 |
| I | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Todd Collins QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Andy McCollum OC LAR | 7 |
| I | Jason Spitz OC/OG GB | 0 |
| S | Mike Wahle OG CAR | 4 |
| S | Stephen Neal OG NE | 5 |
| I | Robert Gallery OT LV | 0 |
| S | Tarik Glenn OT IND | 7 |
| I | Barry Sims OG/OT LV | 0 |
| S | Kevin Sampson OT KC | 0 |
| B | Marion Barber RB DAL | 1 |
| I | Cedric Houston RB NYJ | 0 |
| B | Cedric Benson RB CHI | 1 |
| S | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 11 |
| S | Kevin Jones RB DET | 10 |
| S | Joe Horn WR NO | 6 |
| B | Rod Smith WR DEN | 2 |
| I | Sam Hurd WR DAL | 0 |
| S | Muhsin Muhammad WR CHI | 19 |
| B | Arnaz Battle WR SF | 1 |
| B | Ernie Conwell TE NO | 2 |
| B | Alex Smith TE TB | 2 |
| S | Jason Witten TE DAL | 15 |
| I | Jerramy Stevens TE SEA | 0 |
| S | Ryan Longwell K MIN | 8 |
| S | Kansas City OST KC | 1 |
| I | Tampa Bay OST TB | 0 |
| S | Bryant Young DE SF | 7 |
| S | Bryce Fisher DE SEA | 9 |
| I | Anthony Weaver DE HOU | 0 |
| S | Pat Williams DT MIN | 3 |
| S | La'Roi Glover DT LAR | 5 |
| I | Fred Robbins DT NYG | 0 |
| S | Mike Vrabel OLB NE | 7 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 2 |
| S | London Fletcher MLB BUF | 21 |
| B | Sam Williams OLB LV | 2 |
| B | Hunter Hillenmeyer OLB CHI | 1 |
| B | Matt Stewart OLB CLE | 1 |
| S | Joey Porter OLB PIT | 22 |
| B | Carlos Emmons OLB NYG | 3 |
| B | Will Witherspoon MLB LAR | 7 |
| I | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 0 |
| S | Ronde Barber CB TB | 13 |
| B | Deshea Townsend CB PIT | 1 |
| B | Walt Harris CB SF | 9 |
| B | Charles Woodson CB GB | 3 |
| B | Robert Griffith S ARI | 2 |
| S | Mike Brown S CHI | 4 |
| I | James Sanders S NE | 0 |
| S | Roy Williams S DAL | 9 |
| B | Dwight Smith S MIN | 0 |
| S | Antrel Rolle CB ARI | 10 |
| S | Chris Hanson P JAC | 4 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 7 |
| I | Tampa Bay DST TB | 0 |
|
| I | Byron Leftwich QB JAC | 0 |
| I | David Garrard QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Charlie Whitehurst QB LAC | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 18 |
| I | Quinn Gray QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Tom Nalen OC DEN | 6 |
| S | Cooper Carlisle OG DEN | 7 |
| I | Richie Incognito OG LAR | 0 |
| S | Floyd Womack OG SEA | 1 |
| I | Mark Tauscher OT GB | 0 |
| I | Ross Verba OL DET | 0 |
| S | Wayne Gandy OT ATL | 12 |
| S | Marvel Smith OT PIT | 4 |
| I | Tony Moll OG/OT GB | 0 |
| B | Verron Haynes FB PIT | 2 |
| I | Maurice Morris RB SEA | 0 |
| S | Julius Jones RB DAL | 21 |
| B | Vernand Morency RB GB | 1 |
| S | Shaun Alexander RB SEA | 3 |
| B | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 1 |
| I | LenDale White RB TEN | 0 |
| I | Doug Gabriel WR LV | 0 |
| S | Javon Walker WR DEN | 8 |
| I | Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ | 0 |
| I | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 0 |
| S | Alge Crumpler TE ATL | 28 |
| S | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 26 |
| B | Itula Mili TE SEA | 3 |
| B | Brandon Manumaleuna TE LAC | 4 |
| S | Neil Rackers K ARI | 10 |
| S | Carolina OST CAR | 0 |
| I | New England OST NE | 0 |
| B | Andre Carter DE WAS | 2 |
| B | Kalimba Edwards DE DET | 2 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 4 |
| S | Charles Grant DE NO | 3 |
| S | John Abraham DE ATL | 21 |
| S | Rosevelt Colvin OLB NE | 7 |
| B | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 1 |
| S | Takeo Spikes OLB BUF | 7 |
| B | Jeff Ulbrich ILB SF | 3 |
| B | Brian Simmons OLB CIN | 4 |
| S | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 8 |
| B | Peter Sirmon OLB TEN | 3 |
| S | Donnie Edwards ILB LAC | 7 |
| B | Gilbert Gardner OLB IND | 3 |
| I | Tommy Polley LB ??? | 0 |
| I | Keyaron Fox LB KC | 0 |
| B | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 7 |
| S | Darrent Williams CB DEN | 7 |
| S | Brian Williams CB JAC | 6 |
| B | Domonique Foxworth CB DEN | 1 |
| S | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 6 |
| S | Darren Sharper S MIN | 7 |
| B | Antoine Bethea S IND | 3 |
| B | Corey Chavous S LAR | 4 |
| B | Ken Hamlin S SEA | 3 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 7 |
| I | Matt Turk P LAR | 0 |
| S | Jacksonville DST JAC | 8 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
If Joey Porter's body of work exemplifies the high-point of your weekend, you know that you're on the losing end of a sordid, sick joke of a game. Words utterly fail to describe this romp into the realms of ineptitude. When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Standing here in the garish, filth-ridden stands of this now-empty stadium after the game, I got to thinking - such is truly the fate of both fans of the BB squad. In the end, this team is just hopeless.
And so now it stands that DH leads the all-time series 17-9-1 against BB. DH has a 9-3 regular season record (1-2 in this year's playoffs). BB has a 8-4 regular season record (1-1 in this year's playoffs). The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw DH has decaffeinated BB as though they were palace eunuchs in a wrestling match 20-0 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the DH squad particularly on the defensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 289 points, 155 on offense and 134 on defense. Byron Leftwich with 30 points on offense and John Abraham with 21 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Raman Ohri, "I took exception to our execution on a few plays.. For one, Verron Haynes performed like a spasmodic violinist. His bones are made of flubber, so I don't think that's the problem. At least I wouldn't call that a break per se. Still, he's too much of a little baby to play with that little bruise. Broken vertabrae? I doubt that very much. It's clear who is here just to collect a check and frankly, I won't forget it. As for those NT? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 3 Tackles, 1 Assists throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was Keyaron Fox. His horrible effort yielded little but his position coach's fury.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Raman Ohri waxed poetic, stating, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." In response, the BB coach stated, "He's beaten us a few times, but then again, he had to sell his soul to do so... a shrivelled-up, nasty little shell of a thing to begin with. No moral fiber at all, that one." |
