| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Happy Valley Cougars | 188 | 140 | 328 | 43 | | Home | Steel Curtain | 203 | 102 | 305 | 32 |
| Steel Curtain |
Happy Valley Cougars |
|---|
| S | Jared Lorenzen QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Eli Manning QB NYG | 18 |
| S | Tim Hasselbeck QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Kellen Clemens QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Chad Pennington QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Patrick Ramsey QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | LeCharles Bentley OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Jeff Faine OC NO | 5 |
| I | Nick Mangold OC NYJ | 0 |
| I | Alan Faneca OG PIT | 0 |
| I | Evan Mathis OG CAR | 0 |
| S | Chris Snee OG NYG | 16 |
| S | Milford Brown OG ARI | 9 |
| S | Levi Jones OT CIN | 7 |
| I | Khalif Barnes OT JAC | 0 |
| I | Michael Roos OT TEN | 0 |
| S | Jon Runyan OT PHI | 9 |
| S | Ronnie Brown RB MIA | 19 |
| I | Chris Perry RB CIN | 0 |
| B | Dominic Rhodes RB IND | 4 |
| S | Edgerrin James RB ARI | 20 |
| B | Reggie Williams WR JAC | 5 |
| S | Laveranues Coles WR NYJ | 26 |
| S | Randy Moss WR LV | 10 |
| B | Ashley Lelie WR ATL | 1 |
| B | Devery Henderson WR NO | 2 |
| B | Michael Jenkins WR ATL | 5 |
| B | Chris Baker TE NYJ | 5 |
| S | Tony Gonzalez TE KC | 30 |
| B | Daniel Graham TE NE | 2 |
| B | Robert Royal TE BUF | 2 |
| S | Sebastian Janikowski K LV | 0 |
| I | Mike Nugent K NYJ | 0 |
| S | Pittsburgh OST PIT | 4 |
| S | Darnell Dockett DT ARI | 5 |
| I | Dewayne White DE TB | 0 |
| B | Marcus Stroud DT JAC | 1 |
| S | Aaron Kampman DE GB | 9 |
| B | Jevon Kearse DE PHI | 3 |
| I | Dan Wilkinson DT MIA | 0 |
| S | Tommy Kelly DT LV | 4 |
| S | Thomas Davis OLB CAR | 8 |
| B | Kendrell Bell MLB KC | 1 |
| B | Nick Barnett MLB GB | 6 |
| S | Terrell Suggs DE BAL | 7 |
| B | Brandon Chillar OLB LAR | 2 |
| B | Omar Gaither OLB PHI | 1 |
| B | A.J. Hawk OLB GB | 3 |
| B | Keith Adams OLB MIA | 0 |
| S | Jeremiah Trotter MLB PHI | 9 |
| S | Clark Haggans OLB PIT | 5 |
| B | E.J. Henderson MLB MIN | 4 |
| I | Ashton Youboty CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Patrick Surtain CB KC | 6 |
| S | Samari Rolle CB BAL | 4 |
| B | Lamont Thompson S TEN | 4 |
| S | Sean Taylor S WAS | 5 |
| S | Brian Dawkins S PHI | 2 |
| I | Ben Graham P NYJ | 0 |
| S | Jeff Feagles P NYG | 11 |
| S | Pittsburgh DST PIT | 2 |
|
| S | Kurt Warner QB ARI | 29 |
| I | Kelly Holcomb QB ??? | 0 |
| S | John Navarre QB ARI | 0 |
| I | J.P. Losman QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Matt Leinart QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Craig Nall QB BUF | 0 |
| I | Dominic Raiola OC DET | 0 |
| S | Dylan Gandy OC/OG IND | 7 |
| S | Alex Barron OT LAR | 7 |
| S | Matt Light OT NE | 5 |
| S | Brian Waters OG KC | 3 |
| S | Ben Hamilton OG DEN | 7 |
| I | Anthony Davis OT TB | 0 |
| I | Keydrick Vincent OG BAL | 0 |
| B | Mack Strong FB SEA | 4 |
| B | Lorenzo Neal FB LAC | 3 |
| B | Musa Smith RB BAL | 2 |
| S | Rudi Johnson RB CIN | 21 |
| B | Jerious Norwood RB ATL | 2 |
| I | Arliss Beach RB ??? | 0 |
| B | Laurence Maroney RB NE | 3 |
| I | Cedric Cobbs RB DEN | 0 |
| S | Tatum Bell RB DEN | 7 |
| B | Cedrick Wilson WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Troy Williamson WR MIN | 3 |
| B | Vincent Jackson WR LAC | 0 |
| S | Donte' Stallworth WR PHI | 29 |
| I | Brandon Stokley WR IND | 0 |
| S | Dallas Clark TE IND | 21 |
| B | Vernon Davis TE SF | 7 |
| S | Tony Scheffler TE DEN | 11 |
| I | Kris Brown K HOU | 0 |
| S | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 17 |
| I | Atlanta OST ATL | 0 |
| S | Dallas OST DAL | 0 |
| S | Leonard Little DE LAR | 14 |
| S | Jamal Williams NT LAC | 5 |
| S | James Hall DE DET | 13 |
| B | DeMarcus Ware OLB DAL | 3 |
| S | Matt McCoy OLB PHI | 12 |
| I | Gerris Wilkinson LB NYG | 0 |
| I | Chaun Thompson ILB CLE | 0 |
| I | Stephen Cooper ILB LAC | 0 |
| S | Bradie James ILB DAL | 6 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB CLE | 10 |
| S | Channing Crowder OLB MIA | 4 |
| B | Junior Seau LB NE | 4 |
| B | Bryan Thomas DE NYJ | 4 |
| I | Na'il Diggs OLB CAR | 0 |
| B | Terence Newman CB DAL | 4 |
| B | Johnathan Joseph CB CIN | 2 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB ATL | 4 |
| S | Dexter Jackson S CIN | 3 |
| B | Marlon McCree S LAC | 2 |
| B | Josh Bullocks S NO | 6 |
| S | Renaldo Hill CB MIA | 7 |
| S | Kerry Rhodes S NYJ | 9 |
| B | Shaun Williams S CAR | 6 |
| I | Travis Daniels CB MIA | 0 |
| S | Hunter Smith P IND | 15 |
| S | Miami DST MIA | 7 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Ronnie Brown considered this when he said, "At least we weren't as bad as those '02 Flathead Cats... Yo, I'm trying to put a positive spin on this if you catch my drift. Gosh... we're hopeless." Well no kidding, Einstein. SC was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. I love football. The stale smell of rancid beer, the sweaty crowd of rabid fans, the cross-eyed and homely cheerleaders trying to incite us to collective ear-drum rupturing noise, the reverberating sound of vicious collisions, the poetic beauty of a laser-guided bullet pass crashing into the receiver's outstretched hands - yes, this is what I live for. This is what I saw today. Kudos to WLR for pulling out our last jar of dried beef, whipping them and definitively putting on the superior show, but overall, it was quite a frenetic, enjoyable game.
So now the series stands WLR leads the all-time series 9-4 against SC. WLR has a 5-2 regular season record. SC has a 2-5 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw WLR has senselessly deluged SC as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 43-32 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the WLR squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 328 points, 188 on offense and 140 on defense. Vernon Davis with 26 points on offense and Hunter Smith with 15 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. of the game goes to DeAngelo Hall. In the end, these men are kinda like my kids. As any parent knows, from time to time, you just can't always get through to them without getting creative..."
Says DeAngelo Hall, dragging around a cart full of dirty laundry, "Coach says he'll find a use for me in this system if it kills us both. Yo, just gimme a little slack, man. But this, goin' from starter not even to the bench... I'm bein' disrespected!"
Kerry Rhodes added, "I ain't sayin' nothin'... OK, maybe just a little. Dude's even worse here than on the field. Starching everyone's straps? Using so much bleach it dissolves the danged cotton? I'm almost at the point where I want to go into Coach's doghouse just so I can get some properly handled laundry!"
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Joe Rupp shot, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." In response, the SC coach considered this when he said, "Who? Do they even play professional football?" |
