| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | WHO DAT | 129 | 116 | 245 | 8 | | Home | KC Komodos | 169 | 114 | 283 | 27 |
| KC Komodos |
WHO DAT |
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| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 39 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| S | Matt Birk OC MIN | 11 |
| I | Brad Meester OC JAC | 0 |
| S | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 5 |
| I | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 0 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 2 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 6 |
| I | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 8 |
| I | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 27 |
| B | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 3 |
| B | Joseph Addai RB IND | 3 |
| B | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 1 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 1 |
| I | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 0 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 26 |
| I | Chad Jackson WR NE | 0 |
| B | Nate Washington WR PIT | 3 |
| I | Steve Smith WR CAR | 0 |
| S | Michael Clayton WR TB | 8 |
| S | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 4 |
| S | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 3 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 3 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 4 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 8 |
| S | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 5 |
| B | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 1 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 6 |
| S | Ian Scott DT CHI | 0 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 13 |
| S | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 10 |
| I | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 0 |
| B | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 8 |
| B | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 8 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 0 |
| B | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| S | Lofa Tatupu MLB SEA | 6 |
| S | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 8 |
| B | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| B | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 5 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 0 |
| S | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 7 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 6 |
| B | Dawan Landry S BAL | 2 |
| B | Mike Doss S IND | 0 |
| B | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 2 |
| S | Michael Boulware S SEA | 8 |
| S | Josh Bidwell P TB | 10 |
| I | Jon Ryan P GB | 0 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 9 |
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| S | Anthony Wright QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Chris Weinke QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Doug Johnson QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 10 |
| I | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Robbie Tobeck OC SEA | 3 |
| I | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 0 |
| I | Chris Naeole OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Kynan Forney OG ATL | 11 |
| S | Kris Dielman OG LAC | 10 |
| I | Luke Petitgout OT NYG | 0 |
| I | L.J. Shelton OT MIA | 0 |
| I | Winston Justice OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Fred Miller OT CHI | 6 |
| I | Patrick Pass FB NE | 0 |
| I | Kyle Johnson FB DEN | 0 |
| S | Reuben Droughns RB CLE | 4 |
| I | Mewelde Moore RB MIN | 0 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB CHI | 10 |
| I | Adrian Peterson RB CHI | 0 |
| B | Ciatrick Fason RB MIN | 0 |
| B | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 3 |
| B | Bobby Engram WR SEA | 3 |
| B | Marty Booker WR MIA | 3 |
| S | Drew Bennett WR TEN | 24 |
| I | Greg Lewis WR PHI | 0 |
| S | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 0 |
| S | Antonio Bryant WR SF | 17 |
| B | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 3 |
| I | Erron Kinney TE ??? | 0 |
| S | Josh Brown K SEA | 13 |
| I | Joe Nedney K SF | 0 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 9 |
| B | Randy Starks DT TEN | 5 |
| B | Phillip Daniels DE WAS | 1 |
| S | Rocky Bernard DT SEA | 4 |
| S | Ted Washington DT CLE | 4 |
| B | Warrick Holdman OLB WAS | 3 |
| B | Chase Blackburn LB NYG | 0 |
| S | Adalius Thomas OLB BAL | 7 |
| B | Alfred Fincher MLB NO | 1 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 6 |
| B | Chris Draft MLB CAR | 3 |
| B | Orlando Huff OLB ARI | 5 |
| S | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 10 |
| S | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 6 |
| S | Derrick Burgess DE LV | 5 |
| S | Fred Thomas CB NO | 4 |
| B | David Barrett CB NYJ | 5 |
| B | Deltha O'Neal CB CIN | 2 |
| S | Fernando Bryant CB DET | 11 |
| S | Kenoy Kennedy S DET | 6 |
| B | Travares Tillman S MIA | 4 |
| S | Chris Harris S CHI | 3 |
| B | Michael Huff S LV | 2 |
| B | Shawntae Spencer CB SF | 5 |
| S | Mat McBriar P DAL | 14 |
| I | Dirk Johnson P PHI | 0 |
| S | Carolina DST CAR | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the DS franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, LLL, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged LLL, every DS player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, DS ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that DS can exhale today is that LLL was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so vile as they hauled a pickle during the game and drove the family station wagon through the front bay window - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 27-8 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for DS was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the vile LLL have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. DS sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the DS defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the LLL quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said DeMeco Ryans with 15 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, DS might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - LLL's very own Lawrence Tynes. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the LLL coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he kinda languished a bit out there.
"Picking on Lawrence Tynes was a part of the game plan," Matt Hasselbeck with 39 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on LLL to deliver. DS trails the all-time series 8-16 against LLL. DS has a 0-0 regular season record. LLL has a 0-0 regular season record.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Jeffrey Leiss stated, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the LLL coach gurgled, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." |
