| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 137 | 130 | 267 | 6 | | Home | WHO DAT | 181 | 126 | 307 | 26 |
| WHO DAT |
Blue Brigade |
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| S | Anthony Wright QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Chris Weinke QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Doug Johnson QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 30 |
| I | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Robbie Tobeck OC SEA | 6 |
| I | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 0 |
| I | Chris Naeole OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Kynan Forney OG ATL | 13 |
| S | Kris Dielman OG LAC | 19 |
| S | Luke Petitgout OT NYG | -1 |
| I | L.J. Shelton OT MIA | 0 |
| I | Winston Justice OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Fred Miller OT CHI | 9 |
| I | Patrick Pass FB NE | 0 |
| I | Kyle Johnson FB DEN | 0 |
| S | Reuben Droughns RB CLE | 18 |
| I | Mewelde Moore RB MIN | 0 |
| B | Nick Goings RB CAR | 0 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB CHI | 9 |
| B | Adrian Peterson RB CHI | 0 |
| B | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 11 |
| S | Bobby Engram WR SEA | 10 |
| B | Marty Booker WR MIA | 2 |
| S | Drew Bennett WR TEN | 15 |
| I | Greg Lewis WR PHI | 0 |
| B | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 0 |
| S | Antonio Bryant WR SF | 25 |
| B | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 1 |
| I | Erron Kinney TE ??? | 0 |
| S | Josh Brown K SEA | 5 |
| I | Joe Nedney K SF | 0 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 5 |
| S | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 6 |
| I | Phillip Daniels DE WAS | 0 |
| S | Randy Starks DT TEN | 4 |
| S | Rocky Bernard DT SEA | 2 |
| B | Ted Washington DT CLE | 1 |
| B | Warrick Holdman OLB WAS | 2 |
| S | Adalius Thomas OLB BAL | 24 |
| B | Alfred Fincher MLB NO | 0 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 14 |
| B | Chris Draft MLB CAR | 4 |
| S | Orlando Huff OLB ARI | 5 |
| S | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 11 |
| B | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 4 |
| B | Derrick Burgess DE LV | 1 |
| B | Fred Thomas CB NO | 3 |
| B | David Barrett CB NYJ | 5 |
| S | Deltha O'Neal CB CIN | 5 |
| S | Fernando Bryant CB DET | 1 |
| S | Kenoy Kennedy S DET | 7 |
| S | Travares Tillman S MIA | 3 |
| B | Chris Harris S CHI | 3 |
| B | Michael Huff S LV | 1 |
| B | Shawntae Spencer CB SF | 4 |
| S | Mat McBriar P DAL | 11 |
| I | Dirk Johnson P PHI | 0 |
| S | Carolina DST CAR | 5 |
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| S | Jake Plummer QB DEN | 10 |
| I | Mark Brunell QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Jay Cutler QB DEN | 0 |
| I | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Todd Collins QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Kevin Mawae OC TEN | 5 |
| I | Andy McCollum OC LAR | 0 |
| I | Jason Spitz OC/OG GB | 0 |
| S | Mike Wahle OG CAR | 5 |
| S | Stephen Neal OG NE | 10 |
| I | Robert Gallery OT LV | 0 |
| S | Tarik Glenn OT IND | 12 |
| I | Barry Sims OG/OT LV | 0 |
| S | Kevin Sampson OT KC | 12 |
| I | Marion Barber RB DAL | 0 |
| B | Cedric Benson RB CHI | 1 |
| S | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 4 |
| S | Kevin Jones RB DET | 6 |
| S | Joe Horn WR NO | 15 |
| I | Rod Smith WR DEN | 0 |
| B | Dennis Northcutt WR CLE | 2 |
| S | Muhsin Muhammad WR CHI | 11 |
| I | Arnaz Battle WR SF | 0 |
| I | Ernie Conwell TE NO | 0 |
| S | Jason Witten TE DAL | 22 |
| I | Jerramy Stevens TE SEA | 0 |
| B | Adam Bergen TE ARI | 1 |
| B | Alex Smith TE TB | 2 |
| S | Ryan Longwell K MIN | 18 |
| S | Tampa Bay OST TB | 1 |
| S | Bryant Young DE SF | 7 |
| B | Anthony Weaver DE HOU | 4 |
| S | Bryce Fisher DE SEA | 1 |
| B | Pat Williams DT MIN | 2 |
| S | La'Roi Glover DT LAR | 0 |
| S | Fred Robbins DT NYG | 3 |
| B | D.D. Lewis OLB SEA | 1 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 4 |
| S | Mike Vrabel OLB NE | 8 |
| S | London Fletcher MLB BUF | 9 |
| B | Sam Williams OLB LV | 0 |
| B | Hunter Hillenmeyer OLB CHI | 0 |
| S | Joey Porter OLB PIT | 1 |
| B | Carlos Emmons OLB NYG | 8 |
| B | Will Witherspoon MLB LAR | 6 |
| I | Deshea Townsend CB PIT | 0 |
| I | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 0 |
| S | Ronde Barber CB TB | 8 |
| B | Walt Harris CB SF | 5 |
| S | Mike Brown S CHI | 2 |
| B | Charles Woodson CB GB | 6 |
| B | Robert Griffith S ARI | 4 |
| B | Dwight Smith S MIN | 4 |
| S | Roy Williams S DAL | 13 |
| S | Antrel Rolle CB ARI | 5 |
| B | Chad Williams S SF | 5 |
| S | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 9 |
| I | Chris Hanson P JAC | 0 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 15 |
| I | Tampa Bay DST TB | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Jason Witten noted, "We know it's going to be a hard-fought game when we play these clowns - tough, physical... It's important to win the physical football games because you put so much into it. We didn't do that today. Every time I looked up, I heard the crowd and I figured it was another turnover. It's tough to lose when you've worked all week. Mentally, you have to let it go." Well no kidding, Einstein. BB was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. If Jason Witten's body of work exemplifies the high-point of your weekend, you know that you're on the losing end of a sordid, sick joke of a game. Words utterly fail to describe this romp into the realms of ineptitude. When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Standing here in the garish, filth-ridden stands of this now-empty stadium after the game, I got to thinking - such is truly the fate of both fans of the BB squad. In the end, this team is just hopeless.
So now the series stands LLL trails the all-time series 12-14 against BB. LLL has a 1-11 regular season record. BB has a 8-4 regular season record (1-1 in this year's playoffs). The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw LLL has feasted upon BB as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 27-6 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They were almost perfect on the LLL squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 306 points, 181 on offense and 125 on defense. Amani Toomer with 43 points on offense and Adalius Thomas with 24 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player of the game goes to Luke Petitgout. Some players need a bit more instruction than others. I've tried a few less orthodox teaching tools from time to time..."
Says Luke Petitgout, pouring out of a far-too-tight yellow bikini, "I have nothing to say about this."
Amani Toomer added, "Words fail me... got it? I ain't had a single night's sleep since coach made that call last Monday, man. I keep waking up screaming. I mean dang, man... time to put some time on the thigh-master."
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Scott Lawrence grumbled, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the BB coach exclaimed, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." |
