| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Rock N Rollers | 219 | 113 | 332 | 61 | | Home | Westside Smoke | 206 | 97 | 303 | 47 |
| Westside Smoke |
Rock N Rollers |
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| S | Drew Bledsoe QB DAL | 22 |
| I | Brian St. Pierre QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Tony Romo QB DAL | 0 |
| I | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | 0 |
| I | Charlie Batch QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Jeff Saturday OC IND | 10 |
| I | Seth McKinney OC/OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Kendall Simmons OG PIT | 0 |
| S | Daryn Colledge OG/OT GB | 9 |
| S | Derrick Dockery OG/OT WAS | 14 |
| I | John Tait OT CHI | 0 |
| S | Shane Olivea OT LAC | 10 |
| S | Ryan Diem OT IND | 11 |
| I | Reggie Wells OC/OG ARI | 0 |
| I | Priest Holmes RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Clinton Portis RB WAS | 25 |
| S | Brian Westbrook RB PHI | 0 |
| B | Eric Moulds WR HOU | 3 |
| S | Wes Welker WR MIA | 11 |
| S | Santana Moss WR WAS | 38 |
| I | Sinorice Moss WR NYG | 0 |
| B | Matt Jones WR JAC | 1 |
| S | Torry Holt WR LAR | 25 |
| I | Joey Galloway WR TB | 0 |
| I | Santonio Holmes WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Bernard Berrian WR CHI | 6 |
| S | Jeff Wilkins K LAR | 17 |
| I | Mike Vanderjagt K DAL | 0 |
| S | Indianapolis OST IND | 0 |
| S | Robert Geathers DE CIN | 0 |
| B | Tyler Brayton DE LV | 3 |
| S | Kyle Vanden Bosch DE TEN | 3 |
| B | Montae Reagor DT IND | 3 |
| S | Brian Young DT NO | 4 |
| I | Michael Myers DT DEN | 0 |
| S | Keith Traylor DT MIA | 6 |
| B | Marques Douglas DE SF | 3 |
| B | Shaun Rogers DT DET | 1 |
| B | Tamba Hali DE KC | 5 |
| S | Gerald Hayes MLB ARI | 7 |
| B | Nick Greisen OLB JAC | 3 |
| S | Karlos Dansby OLB ARI | 4 |
| B | Brian Urlacher MLB CHI | 4 |
| S | Julian Peterson OLB SEA | 8 |
| I | Patrick Chukwurah OLB DEN | 0 |
| I | Freddy Keiaho OLB IND | 0 |
| B | Asante Samuel CB NE | 3 |
| B | Reynaldo Hill CB TEN | 3 |
| B | Kelvin Hayden CB IND | 4 |
| S | Kevin Mathis CB ATL | 2 |
| S | Nate Clements CB BUF | 11 |
| I | Kalvin Pearson CB TB | 0 |
| S | Greg Wesley S KC | 4 |
| B | Brian Russell S CLE | 2 |
| B | Pat Watkins S DAL | 7 |
| B | Terrence Holt S DET | 0 |
| S | Oshiomogho Atogwe S LAR | 9 |
| B | Jason Simmons CB HOU | 0 |
| I | Tank Williams DB ??? | 0 |
| I | Mitch Berger P ??? | 0 |
| I | Kyle Larson P CIN | 0 |
| S | Brad Maynard P CHI | 4 |
| S | San Francisco DST SF | -6 |
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| I | Brad Johnson QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Gus Frerotte QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Marc Bulger QB LAR | 47 |
| S | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Brooks Bollinger QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Andre Gurode OC/OG DAL | 17 |
| I | Jake Grove OC LV | 0 |
| I | Justin Hartwig OC CAR | 0 |
| I | Will Shields OG KC | 0 |
| S | Vince Manuwai OG JAC | 3 |
| S | Eric Steinbach OG CIN | 4 |
| I | Kevin Shaffer OT CLE | 0 |
| S | Jon Jansen OT WAS | 14 |
| S | Jonas Jennings OT SF | 3 |
| I | Roman Oben OT LAC | 0 |
| B | Michael Robinson RB SF | 0 |
| B | Cedric Houston RB NYJ | 2 |
| B | Stephen Davis RB LAR | 1 |
| B | Ryan Moats RB PHI | 2 |
| S | Larry Johnson RB KC | 35 |
| S | Steven Jackson RB LAR | 32 |
| B | Travis Wilson WR CLE | 0 |
| I | Joe Jurevicius WR CLE | 0 |
| S | Bobby Wade WR TEN | 5 |
| S | Marvin Harrison WR IND | 17 |
| B | Demetrius Williams WR BAL | 1 |
| S | Chad Johnson WR CIN | 14 |
| B | Roddy White WR ATL | 2 |
| B | Kevin Curtis WR LAR | 1 |
| I | Jason Elam K DEN | 0 |
| S | Robbie Gould K CHI | 14 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 5 |
| S | Bertrand Berry DE ARI | 2 |
| I | Patrick Kerney DE ATL | 0 |
| I | Reggie Hayward DE ??? | 0 |
| I | Robaire Smith DT TEN | 0 |
| S | Kevin Williams DT MIN | 15 |
| S | Rod Coleman DT ATL | 10 |
| B | Corey Williams DT GB | 1 |
| S | Vonnie Holliday DE MIA | 15 |
| B | Gary Stills OLB BAL | 1 |
| B | Coy Wire S BUF | 0 |
| S | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 4 |
| S | Cato June OLB IND | 14 |
| I | Al Wilson MLB DEN | 0 |
| B | Stephen Tulloch MLB TEN | 1 |
| S | Mike Peterson MLB JAC | 9 |
| I | Reggie Torbor OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 4 |
| I | Gary Baxter CB CLE | 0 |
| B | Drayton Florence CB LAC | 3 |
| S | Lewis Sanders CB HOU | 7 |
| B | Andre' Goodman CB MIA | 1 |
| I | Mike Green S SEA | 0 |
| S | Adam Archuleta S WAS | 6 |
| S | Brodney Pool S CLE | 3 |
| B | Jimmy Williams CB ATL | 0 |
| B | Tony Parrish S DAL | 1 |
| B | Jordan Babineaux S SEA | 0 |
| S | Michael Koenen P ATL | 16 |
| I | Todd Sauerbrun P NE | 0 |
| S | Tennessee DST TEN | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Brodney Pool in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as enraged as an elementary school janitor fresh out of Vomit-be-Gone.
And so now it stands that RNR is all knotted up in the all-time series 8-8 against TH. RNR has a 6-6 regular season record. TH has a 2-10 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw RNR prostrated TH like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 61-47 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the RNR squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 332 points, 219 on offense and 113 on defense. Larry Johnson with 35 points on offense and Patrick Kerney with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Randy, "We have to get a lot better next week.. For one, Charles Tillman was as sharp as a sponge today. I've been working with Doc on a revolutionary new procedure... I won't go into the full details right now, but let's just say that he won't have an any excuse for dropping the damned ball anymore. As for those DST? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with absolutely nothing while taking the day off. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Charles Tillman. His pitiful effort yielded a resigned sigh from his teammates.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Randy whined, "Who? Do they even play professional football?" In response, the TH coach groaned, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." |
