| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | WHO DAT | 132 | 87 | 219 | 11 | | Home | Happy Valley Cougars | 149 | 110 | 259 | 31 |
| Happy Valley Cougars |
WHO DAT |
|---|
| S | Kurt Warner QB ARI | -5 |
| I | Kelly Holcomb QB ??? | 0 |
| S | John Navarre QB ARI | 0 |
| I | J.P. Losman QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Matt Leinart QB ARI | -2 |
| I | Craig Nall QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Dominic Raiola OC DET | 9 |
| I | Dylan Gandy OC/OG IND | 0 |
| S | Adam Snyder OG/OT SF | 2 |
| S | Alex Barron OT LAR | 11 |
| S | Matt Light OT NE | 16 |
| S | Brian Waters OG KC | 10 |
| I | Ben Hamilton OG DEN | 0 |
| I | Keydrick Vincent OG BAL | 0 |
| B | Mack Strong FB SEA | 2 |
| S | Jeremi Johnson FB CIN | 7 |
| B | Lorenzo Neal FB LAC | 2 |
| S | Rudi Johnson RB CIN | 21 |
| B | Musa Smith RB BAL | 1 |
| S | Laurence Maroney RB NE | 30 |
| I | Arliss Beach RB ??? | 0 |
| B | Jerious Norwood RB ATL | 5 |
| B | Vincent Jackson WR LAC | 1 |
| B | Troy Williamson WR MIN | 1 |
| S | Donte' Stallworth WR PHI | 4 |
| S | Dallas Clark TE IND | 15 |
| I | Vernon Davis TE SF | 0 |
| I | Tony Scheffler TE DEN | 0 |
| S | Kris Brown K HOU | 5 |
| I | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 0 |
| S | Atlanta OST ATL | 10 |
| I | Dallas OST DAL | 0 |
| S | Leonard Little DE LAR | 6 |
| S | Jamal Williams NT LAC | 5 |
| S | James Hall DE DET | 2 |
| I | Gerris Wilkinson LB NYG | 0 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware OLB DAL | 4 |
| S | Matt McCoy OLB PHI | 8 |
| I | Chaun Thompson ILB CLE | 0 |
| I | Stephen Cooper ILB LAC | 0 |
| B | Bradie James ILB DAL | 10 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB CLE | 2 |
| B | Channing Crowder OLB MIA | 4 |
| S | Junior Seau LB NE | 1 |
| B | Bryan Thomas DE NYJ | 2 |
| I | Brandon Short OLB NYG | 0 |
| B | Terence Newman CB DAL | 2 |
| I | Demarcus Faggins CB HOU | 0 |
| B | Johnathan Joseph CB CIN | 1 |
| B | Nnamdi Asomugha CB LV | 7 |
| B | Marlon McCree S LAC | 1 |
| I | Dexter Jackson S CIN | 0 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB ATL | 16 |
| S | Josh Bullocks S NO | 5 |
| B | Kevin Kaesviharn S CIN | 4 |
| S | Kerry Rhodes S NYJ | 5 |
| S | Renaldo Hill CB MIA | 4 |
| I | Shaun Williams S CAR | 0 |
| B | Colin Branch S CAR | 3 |
| B | Travis Daniels CB MIA | 1 |
| B | Al Harris CB GB | 2 |
| S | Hunter Smith P IND | 8 |
| S | Saint Louis DST LAR | 7 |
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| S | Anthony Wright QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Chris Weinke QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Doug Johnson QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 14 |
| I | Brett Basanez QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Robbie Tobeck OC SEA | 0 |
| I | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 0 |
| I | Chris Naeole OG JAC | 0 |
| S | Kris Dielman OG LAC | 9 |
| S | Kynan Forney OG ATL | 13 |
| I | Luke Petitgout OT NYG | 0 |
| S | L.J. Shelton OT MIA | 4 |
| I | Winston Justice OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Fred Miller OT CHI | 12 |
| B | Reuben Droughns RB CLE | 3 |
| B | Mewelde Moore RB MIN | 2 |
| B | Nick Goings RB CAR | 0 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB CHI | 28 |
| B | Adrian Peterson RB CHI | 0 |
| I | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Bobby Engram WR SEA | 8 |
| B | Marty Booker WR MIA | 2 |
| S | Drew Bennett WR TEN | 3 |
| B | Greg Lewis WR PHI | 6 |
| S | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 15 |
| S | Antonio Bryant WR SF | 5 |
| B | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 1 |
| I | Erron Kinney TE ??? | 0 |
| I | Josh Brown K SEA | 0 |
| S | Joe Nedney K SF | 0 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 7 |
| B | Phillip Daniels DE WAS | 5 |
| S | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 3 |
| S | Randy Starks DT TEN | 1 |
| B | Rocky Bernard DT SEA | 2 |
| S | Ted Washington DT CLE | 0 |
| B | Warrick Holdman OLB WAS | 2 |
| S | Adalius Thomas OLB BAL | 6 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 12 |
| I | Alfred Fincher MLB NO | 0 |
| S | Chris Draft MLB CAR | 6 |
| B | Orlando Huff OLB ARI | 1 |
| I | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 3 |
| B | Derrick Burgess DE LV | 7 |
| S | David Barrett CB NYJ | 0 |
| B | Fred Thomas CB NO | 7 |
| B | Deltha O'Neal CB CIN | 1 |
| B | Fernando Bryant CB DET | 0 |
| I | Kenoy Kennedy S DET | 0 |
| B | Omar Stoutmire S NO | 2 |
| S | Travares Tillman S MIA | 8 |
| S | Chris Harris S CHI | 0 |
| I | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 0 |
| B | Michael Huff S LV | 3 |
| S | Shawntae Spencer CB SF | 8 |
| S | Mat McBriar P DAL | 2 |
| I | Dirk Johnson P PHI | 0 |
| S | Carolina DST CAR | 8 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
OK, so not everyone who wears the uniform should be allowed to suit up. Such is most certainly the case for Mat McBriar, the greatest goat this side of the fairytale land of satyrs, unicorns, pixies, and winning LLL seasons. This journalist found himself maintaining sanity amidst the botched stumbling of Thomas Jones and his sidekicks by drinking heavily and choking down moldy peanuts. Now, to LLL's credit, they willingly subjected themselves to this game, knowing full well how it was likely to turn out, but I place a great deal of blame on WLR for opting for this game over a likely more challenging foray against the Vienna Boy's Choir.
And so now it stands that WLR leads the all-time series 5-3 against LLL. WLR has a 4-2 regular season record. LLL has a 4-2 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw WLR bludgeoning LLL like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 31-11 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
Things went very well for the WLR squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 259 points, 149 on offense and 110 on defense. Matt Light with 16 points on offense and DeAngelo Hall with 16 points on defense were the top scorers. Several mental breakdowns drew the coach's ire. Said Coach/GM Joe Rupp, "Sure, I'm a bit concerned about a few things.. For one, D'Qwell Jackson played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader. Medically speaking, his body should be donated to science, there's so much wrong with him. At least, that's gotta be the case given the number of plays he likes to take off . As for those MLB? They were utterly incompetent, gaining absolutely nothing instead of playing. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was Keydrick Vincent. His nasty effort yielded little but his position coach's fury.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Joe Rupp groaned, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." In response, the LLL coach droned, "Who? I didn't realize they were still in the league." |
