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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press) Charlie Frye noted, "Our defense was stout - I mean, golly. Have you ever seen such an effort? I mean, except for those breakdowns that led to all those scores. For at least half of the plays, we were great though. It's something to build on is all I'm getting at." Well no kidding, Einstein. PC was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. "You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Anthony Thomas in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as unhappy as a politician running for re-election while in the midst of another scandal. So now the series stands TSI leads the all-time series 10-1 against PC. TSI has a 8-4 regular season record (3-1 in this year's playoffs). PC has a 8-4 regular season record (0-1 in this year's playoffs). The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw TSI bludgeoning PC as though they were palace eunuchs in a wrestling match 40-0 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd. Things went very well for the TSI squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 302 points, 179 on offense and 123 on defense. Donovan McNabb with 40 points on offense and Will Allen with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. of the game goes to Jeff Garcia. Some players need a bit more instruction than others. I've tried a few less orthodox teaching tools from time to time..." Says Jeff Garcia, dragging around a cart full of dirty laundry, "Coach says he'll find a use for me in this system if it kills us both. Yo, just gimme a little slack, man. But this, goin' from starter not even to the bench... I'm bein' disrespected!" Sammy Knight added, "I ain't sayin' nothin'... OK, maybe just a little. Dude's even worse here than on the field. Starching everyone's straps? Using so much bleach it dissolves the danged cotton? I'm almost at the point where I want to go into Coach's doghouse just so I can get some properly handled laundry!" There's no love lost between these two clubs. Shane Rixom groaned, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." In response, the PC coach stated, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||