| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Southside Salamanders | 177 | 169 | 346 | 64 | | Home | WHO DAT | 136 | 82 | 218 | 0 |
| WHO DAT |
Southside Salamanders |
|---|
| I | Anthony Wright QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Chris Weinke QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Doug Johnson QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Brett Basanez QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 29 |
| I | Robbie Tobeck OC SEA | 0 |
| S | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 1 |
| S | Chris Naeole OG JAC | 12 |
| S | Kris Dielman OG LAC | 3 |
| I | Kynan Forney OG ATL | 0 |
| S | Luke Petitgout OT NYG | 12 |
| I | L.J. Shelton OT MIA | 0 |
| I | Winston Justice OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Fred Miller OT CHI | 9 |
| B | Reuben Droughns RB CLE | 3 |
| B | Mewelde Moore RB MIN | 1 |
| B | Nick Goings RB CAR | 1 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB CHI | 20 |
| B | Adrian Peterson RB CHI | 2 |
| S | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 13 |
| I | Bobby Engram WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Marty Booker WR MIA | 1 |
| S | Drew Bennett WR TEN | 0 |
| S | Greg Lewis WR PHI | 6 |
| I | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 0 |
| B | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 1 |
| S | Antonio Bryant WR SF | 8 |
| I | Josh Brown K SEA | 0 |
| S | Joe Nedney K SF | 10 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 0 |
| B | Phillip Daniels DE WAS | 0 |
| B | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 3 |
| S | Randy Starks DT TEN | 2 |
| I | Rocky Bernard DT SEA | 0 |
| S | Ted Washington DT CLE | 5 |
| B | Warrick Holdman OLB WAS | 3 |
| S | Adalius Thomas OLB BAL | 7 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 4 |
| B | Khary Campbell OLB WAS | 0 |
| B | Chris Draft MLB CAR | 2 |
| S | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 8 |
| I | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 0 |
| S | Orlando Huff OLB ARI | 4 |
| S | Derrick Burgess DE LV | 1 |
| S | Fred Thomas CB NO | 3 |
| B | Fernando Bryant CB DET | 4 |
| I | Deltha O'Neal CB CIN | 0 |
| S | Joselio Hanson DB PHI | 3 |
| B | David Barrett CB NYJ | 1 |
| B | Omar Stoutmire S NO | 1 |
| I | Kenoy Kennedy S DET | 0 |
| S | Travares Tillman S MIA | 7 |
| B | Michael Huff S LV | 4 |
| B | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 4 |
| B | Chris Harris S CHI | 1 |
| S | Shawntae Spencer CB SF | 5 |
| I | Dirk Johnson P PHI | 0 |
| S | Mat McBriar P DAL | 10 |
| S | Carolina DST CAR | 0 |
|
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 0 |
| S | Brett Favre QB GB | 23 |
| I | David Carr QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Quinton Porter QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Ingle Martin QB GB | 0 |
| I | John Wade OC TB | 0 |
| S | Scott Wells OC/OG GB | 13 |
| I | Ruben Brown OG CHI | 0 |
| I | Bennie Anderson OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Mike Goff OG LAC | 5 |
| I | Todd Weiner OT ATL | 0 |
| S | Kwame Harris OT SF | 8 |
| S | Tra Thomas OT PHI | 5 |
| S | Jake Scott OG IND | 10 |
| S | Frank Gore RB SF | 24 |
| I | Jerome Harrison RB CLE | 0 |
| B | Ahman Green RB GB | 0 |
| B | Greg Jennings WR GB | 7 |
| I | Mark Bradley WR CHI | 0 |
| I | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 0 |
| S | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 17 |
| B | Courtney Anderson TE LV | 5 |
| S | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 14 |
| B | George Wrighster TE JAC | 6 |
| S | Kellen Winslow TE CLE | 24 |
| S | Chris Cooley TE WAS | 11 |
| I | Casey Fitzsimmons TE DET | 0 |
| I | Owen Daniels TE HOU | 0 |
| B | Joe Klopfenstein TE LAR | 3 |
| S | Rian Lindell K BUF | 1 |
| S | Oakland OST LV | 1 |
| S | Greg Ellis DE DAL | 12 |
| B | Dwight Freeney DE IND | 2 |
| S | Kelly Gregg NT BAL | 3 |
| B | Scott Shanle ILB NO | 5 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 11 |
| S | Keith Bulluck OLB TEN | 15 |
| B | Ryan Nece OLB TB | 4 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB SF | 8 |
| I | Chad Greenway OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Daryl Smith OLB JAC | 4 |
| I | Barry Gardner ILB ??? | 0 |
| S | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 9 |
| S | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 7 |
| B | D.J. Williams OLB DEN | 1 |
| B | Brady Poppinga LB GB | 4 |
| I | Kelly Herndon CB SEA | 0 |
| S | Sheldon Brown CB PHI | 8 |
| S | Rashean Mathis CB JAC | 7 |
| S | Alex Brown DE CHI | 16 |
| B | Corey Webster CB NYG | 3 |
| B | Jason David CB IND | 2 |
| B | Daniel Bullocks S DET | 6 |
| B | Stuart Schweigert S LV | 5 |
| S | Sean Jones S CLE | 8 |
| S | Nick Collins S GB | 7 |
| B | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 3 |
| I | Jason Allen DB MIA | 0 |
| I | C.C. Brown S HOU | 0 |
| S | Derrick Frost P WAS | 4 |
| I | Craig Hentrich P TEN | 0 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 15 |
| I | Cincinnati DST CIN | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the SRS franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, LLL, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged LLL, every SRS player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, SRS ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that SRS can exhale today is that LLL was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so grotesque as they drew the family shotgun during the game and convinced my cousin to join the circus - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 64-0 in front of a despondent home crowd for SRS was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the grotesque LLL have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. SRS sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the SRS defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the LLL quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said D.J. Williams with 2 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, SRS might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - LLL's very own Kris Dielman. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the LLL coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader.
"Picking on Kris Dielman was a part of the game plan," Greg Jennings with 28 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on LLL to deliver. SRS leads the all-time series 12-2 against LLL. SRS has a 6-0 regular season record. LLL has a 1-5 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Allen Cummings considered this when he said, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." In response, the LLL coach grumbled, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
