| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Steel Curtain | 179 | 103 | 282 | 42 | | Home | Punxsutawney Chucks | 131 | 96 | 227 | 14 |
| Punxsutawney Chucks |
Steel Curtain |
|---|
| I | Shaun Hill QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Trent Dilfer QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Charlie Frye QB CLE | 16 |
| S | Derek Anderson QB CLE | 0 |
| S | Ken Dorsey QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Alex Smith QB SF | 0 |
| I | Rich Braham OC CIN | 0 |
| S | Jeno James OG MIA | 5 |
| S | Artis Hicks OG MIN | 5 |
| I | Jacob Bell OG/OT TEN | 0 |
| S | Maurice Williams OT JAC | 7 |
| I | Jason Brown OC BAL | 0 |
| I | Adam Snyder OG/OT SF | 0 |
| S | Willie Anderson OT CIN | 5 |
| S | Fred Taylor RB JAC | 8 |
| S | Tiki Barber RB NYG | 15 |
| B | Najeh Davenport RB PIT | 0 |
| B | Justin Fargas RB LV | 2 |
| B | Kevan Barlow RB NYJ | 3 |
| B | Anthony Thomas RB BUF | 0 |
| I | Mike Anderson RB BAL | 0 |
| B | Ron Dayne RB HOU | 0 |
| B | Troy Brown WR NE | 1 |
| S | Donald Driver WR GB | 29 |
| B | Bryant Johnson WR ARI | 3 |
| S | Samie Parker WR KC | 3 |
| S | Braylon Edwards WR CLE | 3 |
| I | Derrick Mason WR BAL | 0 |
| S | Shayne Graham K CIN | 5 |
| S | Washington OST WAS | 17 |
| I | Baltimore OST BAL | 0 |
| S | Michael Strahan DE NYG | 14 |
| B | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 1 |
| S | Darwin Walker DT PHI | 7 |
| S | John Henderson DT JAC | 8 |
| B | Cornelius Griffin DT WAS | 0 |
| B | Brodrick Bunkley DT PHI | 0 |
| B | LaVar Arrington OLB NYG | 6 |
| B | Rocky McIntosh OLB WAS | 0 |
| I | Pisa Tinoisamoa OLB LAR | 0 |
| B | Chike Okeafor DE ARI | 4 |
| S | Michael Boley OLB ATL | 9 |
| B | Keith Ellison OLB BUF | 0 |
| S | Zach Thomas MLB MIA | 5 |
| I | Brendon Ayanbadejo OLB CHI | 0 |
| I | Mark Simoneau MLB NO | 0 |
| I | Odell Thurman MLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Shawn Barber OLB PHI | 4 |
| S | Jason Taylor DE MIA | 17 |
| S | Dunta Robinson CB HOU | 2 |
| B | Nick Harper CB IND | 3 |
| B | Bryant McFadden CB PIT | 3 |
| S | Jamar Fletcher CB DET | 1 |
| S | Clinton Hart S LAC | 3 |
| I | Chris Hope S TEN | 0 |
| S | Chris Crocker S ATL | 5 |
| I | Mike Adams S SF | 0 |
| I | Dave Zastudil P CLE | 0 |
| S | Donnie Jones P MIA | 3 |
| S | Pittsburgh DST PIT | 1 |
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| S | Eli Manning QB NYG | 14 |
| S | Jared Lorenzen QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Tim Hasselbeck QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Kellen Clemens QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Chad Pennington QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Patrick Ramsey QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Jeff Faine OC NO | 0 |
| I | LeCharles Bentley OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Nick Mangold OC NYJ | 12 |
| S | Alan Faneca OG PIT | 4 |
| I | Evan Mathis OG CAR | 0 |
| S | Chris Snee OG NYG | 7 |
| I | Milford Brown OG ARI | 0 |
| I | Levi Jones OT CIN | 0 |
| S | Khalif Barnes OT JAC | 5 |
| I | Ryan O'Callaghan OT NE | 0 |
| S | Jon Runyan OT PHI | 15 |
| B | Kenny Watson RB CIN | 0 |
| S | Ronnie Brown RB MIA | 20 |
| I | Chris Perry RB CIN | 0 |
| B | Dominic Rhodes RB IND | 2 |
| S | Edgerrin James RB ARI | 5 |
| B | Ashley Lelie WR ATL | 3 |
| S | Randy Moss WR LV | 29 |
| S | Laveranues Coles WR NYJ | 10 |
| B | Reggie Williams WR JAC | 0 |
| I | Devery Henderson WR NO | 0 |
| B | Michael Jenkins WR ATL | 3 |
| B | Stephen Alexander TE DEN | 2 |
| B | Daniel Graham TE NE | 0 |
| B | Robert Royal TE BUF | 3 |
| B | Chris Baker TE NYJ | 5 |
| S | Tony Gonzalez TE KC | 31 |
| S | Sebastian Janikowski K LV | 8 |
| I | Mike Nugent K NYJ | 0 |
| S | Detroit OST DET | 1 |
| S | Darnell Dockett DT ARI | 1 |
| S | Dewayne White DE TB | 2 |
| I | Marcus Stroud DT JAC | 0 |
| S | Gerard Warren DT DEN | 0 |
| S | Aaron Kampman DE GB | 9 |
| I | Jevon Kearse DE PHI | 0 |
| B | Tommy Kelly DT LV | 2 |
| B | Thomas Davis OLB CAR | 0 |
| B | Kendrell Bell MLB KC | 4 |
| S | Nick Barnett MLB GB | 14 |
| I | Terrell Suggs DE BAL | 0 |
| B | Paris Lenon MLB DET | 2 |
| S | A.J. Hawk OLB GB | 16 |
| B | Jeremiah Trotter MLB PHI | 7 |
| B | E.J. Henderson MLB MIN | 8 |
| S | Clark Haggans OLB PIT | 7 |
| B | Donnie Spragan OLB MIA | 2 |
| S | Patrick Surtain CB KC | 9 |
| S | Richard Marshall CB CAR | 5 |
| I | Ashton Youboty CB BUF | 0 |
| I | Samari Rolle CB BAL | 0 |
| I | Lamont Thompson S TEN | 0 |
| S | Brian Dawkins S PHI | 1 |
| S | Sean Taylor S WAS | 11 |
| I | Steve Weatherford P NO | 0 |
| S | Ben Graham P NYJ | 3 |
| I | New Orleans DST NO | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Donald Driver stated, "Whoa... we got our backends handed to us today and that's for sure. Coach is steering us toward a high draft pick and a wasted season. I can only hope that he trades me to someone capable of winning before my career ends." Well no kidding, Einstein. PC was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. Yikes! PC has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, convinced my cousin to join the circus. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
So now the series stands SC leads the all-time series 4-1 against PC. SC has a 5-7 regular season record (0-1 in this year's playoffs). PC has a 8-4 regular season record (0-1 in this year's playoffs). The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SC has decaffeinated PC as though the unfortunate loser were a snail dropped in a jar of saline solution 42-14 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the SC squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 282 points, 179 on offense and 103 on defense. Tony Gonzalez with 31 points on offense and A.J. Hawk with 16 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, team goat of the game goes to Gerard Warren. Some players need a bit more instruction than others. I've tried a few less orthodox teaching tools from time to time..."
Says Gerard Warren, dragging around a cart full of dirty laundry, "Coach says he'll find a use for me in this system if it kills us both. Yo, just gimme a little slack, man. But this, goin' from starter not even to the bench... I'm bein' disrespected!"
Sebastian Janikowski added, "I ain't sayin' nothin'... OK, maybe just a little. Dude's even worse here than on the field. Starching everyone's straps? Using so much bleach it dissolves the danged cotton? I'm almost at the point where I want to go into Coach's doghouse just so I can get some properly handled laundry!"
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Matthew R. Watson grumbled, "I feel kinda sorry for them, to be honest. I mean, how can you be that inept, that pitiable? I guess they occasionally get my blood flowing, but for the most part, playing them is about as exciting as rearranging my sock drawer." In response, the PC coach droned, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." |
