| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 165 | 90 | 255 | 43 | | Home | The Spanish Inquisition | 225 | 80 | 305 | 68 |
| The Spanish Inquisition |
KC Komodos |
|---|
| S | Donovan McNabb QB PHI | 36 |
| S | A.J. Feeley QB PHI | 0 |
| I | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Jeff Garcia QB PHI | 0 |
| S | Jeff Hartings OC PIT | 4 |
| I | Mike Flynn OC BAL | 0 |
| I | Jamar Nesbit OC/OG NO | 0 |
| S | Todd Herremans OG/OT PHI | 15 |
| S | Marcus Johnson OG/OT MIN | 8 |
| I | Todd Steussie OG/OT LAR | 0 |
| S | Vernon Carey OT MIA | 10 |
| I | Jon Ogden OT BAL | 0 |
| I | Kyle Turley OL KC | 0 |
| S | Jordan Black OT KC | 8 |
| B | Shaud Williams RB BUF | 0 |
| S | LaDainian Tomlinson RB LAC | 28 |
| B | Michael Bennett RB KC | 0 |
| S | Willis McGahee RB BUF | 17 |
| B | Michael Turner RB LAC | 1 |
| I | Travis Henry RB TEN | 0 |
| I | David Givens WR TEN | 0 |
| B | Cedrick Wilson WR PIT | 2 |
| B | Nate Burleson WR SEA | 0 |
| S | Darrell Jackson WR SEA | 31 |
| B | Joey Galloway WR TB | 0 |
| B | Marcus Pollard TE DET | 3 |
| S | Jeremy Shockey TE NYG | 18 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 30 |
| B | Donald Lee TE GB | 0 |
| I | John Gilmore TE CHI | 0 |
| S | Olindo Mare K MIA | 10 |
| I | John Carney K NO | 0 |
| S | New York (N) OST NYG | 0 |
| I | Will Smith DE NO | 0 |
| I | Tommie Harris DT CHI | 0 |
| I | Trevor Pryce DE BAL | 0 |
| S | James Reed DL KC | 2 |
| B | Ian Gold OLB DEN | 4 |
| B | Ben Leber OLB MIN | 5 |
| S | Aaron Schobel DE BUF | 13 |
| S | Napoleon Harris OLB MIN | 5 |
| B | Edgerton Hartwell MLB ATL | 2 |
| S | Gary Brackett MLB IND | 6 |
| S | Thomas Howard LB LV | 7 |
| B | David Macklin CB ARI | 2 |
| B | Derrick Strait CB CAR | 0 |
| S | Antoine Winfield CB MIN | 4 |
| B | Andre Dyson CB NYJ | 2 |
| B | Sammy Knight S KC | 3 |
| I | Mark Roman S SF | 0 |
| S | Donte Whitner S BUF | 4 |
| S | Lawyer Milloy S ATL | 6 |
| I | Ed Reed S BAL | 0 |
| I | Travis Fisher CB LAR | 0 |
| S | Will Allen CB MIA | 4 |
| S | Chris Kluwe P MIN | 5 |
| I | Ryan Plackemeier P SEA | 0 |
| S | Dallas DST DAL | 6 |
|
| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 11 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | -2 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 7 |
| S | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 5 |
| I | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 0 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 2 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 8 |
| I | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 5 |
| B | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 33 |
| B | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 3 |
| B | Joseph Addai RB IND | 4 |
| B | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 1 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 1 |
| B | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 3 |
| B | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 0 |
| B | Chad Jackson WR NE | 3 |
| S | Nate Washington WR PIT | 18 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 24 |
| S | Michael Clayton WR TB | 7 |
| S | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 11 |
| I | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 0 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 0 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 9 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 12 |
| S | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 5 |
| B | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 0 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 2 |
| I | Ian Scott DT CHI | 0 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 17 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 2 |
| B | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 1 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 7 |
| I | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 0 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 6 |
| I | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| S | Lofa Tatupu MLB SEA | 5 |
| S | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 6 |
| B | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| I | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| B | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 0 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 2 |
| S | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 7 |
| B | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 3 |
| I | Dawan Landry S BAL | 0 |
| S | Mike Doss S IND | 6 |
| I | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 0 |
| S | Michael Boulware S SEA | 4 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P GB | 4 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 13 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Steve Smith gurgled, "It's rough, ya know... When coach picked me up,
I knew I was fated for misery. I mean, I find myself entrenched on the
roster of the league punching bag." Well no kidding, Einstein. DS was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. "You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Seneca Wallace in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as apoplectic as a TV evangelist being audited by the IRS.
So now the series stands TSI leads the all-time series 1-0 against DS. TSI has a 8-4 regular season record (3-1 in this year's playoffs). DS has a 4-8 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw TSI has senselessly deluged DS like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 68-43 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the TSI squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 305 points, 225 on offense and 80 on defense. LaDainian Tomlinson with 28 points on offense and Aaron Schobel with 13 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player of the game goes to Michael Turner. In the end, these men are kinda like my kids. As any parent knows, from time to time, you just can't always get through to them without getting creative..."
Says Michael Turner, sporting a nice lace evening gown, "Ya, coach says I played like a little girl so I might as well dress the part. I hafta practice in this thing. He calls me the fairy princess. Man, I'm callin my agent. This ain't parta the deal."
Michael Turner added, "Shoot... he should know he can't fit in no D-cup! I tell ya, he looked like some sort of demented, bloated
Valkyrie... Man...
brings new meaning to the phrase 'when the fat lady sings.'
"
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Shane Rixom groaned, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." In response, the DS coach blathered, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." |
