| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 111 | 115 | 226 | 0 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 295 | 157 | 452 | 113 |
| Southside Salamanders |
KC Komodos |
|---|
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 0 |
| S | Brett Favre QB GB | 32 |
| I | David Carr QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Quinton Porter QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Ingle Martin QB GB | 0 |
| I | John Wade OC TB | 0 |
| S | Scott Wells OC/OG GB | 16 |
| I | Ruben Brown OG CHI | 0 |
| I | Bennie Anderson OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Mike Goff OG LAC | 15 |
| S | Todd Weiner OT ATL | 8 |
| I | Kwame Harris OT SF | 0 |
| S | Tra Thomas OT PHI | 6 |
| S | Jake Scott OG IND | 11 |
| B | Frank Gore RB SF | 5 |
| I | Jerome Harrison RB CLE | 0 |
| S | Ahman Green RB GB | 33 |
| B | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 1 |
| B | Greg Jennings WR GB | 0 |
| I | Ruvell Martin WR GB | 0 |
| S | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 51 |
| B | Courtney Anderson TE LV | 1 |
| S | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 40 |
| S | George Wrighster TE JAC | 15 |
| S | Kellen Winslow TE CLE | 30 |
| B | Joe Klopfenstein TE LAR | 3 |
| I | Chris Cooley TE WAS | 0 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE HOU | 11 |
| I | Rian Lindell K BUF | 0 |
| S | Matt Bryant K TB | 3 |
| S | Oakland OST LV | 10 |
| S | Greg Ellis DE DAL | 13 |
| I | Dwight Freeney DE IND | 0 |
| S | Kelly Gregg NT BAL | 4 |
| B | Scott Shanle ILB NO | 4 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 10 |
| S | Keith Bulluck OLB TEN | 13 |
| B | Ryan Nece OLB TB | 2 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB SF | 5 |
| I | Chad Greenway OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Daryl Smith OLB JAC | 5 |
| I | Barry Gardner ILB ??? | 0 |
| S | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 8 |
| S | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 7 |
| B | D.J. Williams OLB DEN | 3 |
| B | Brady Poppinga LB GB | 4 |
| B | Kelly Herndon CB SEA | 9 |
| B | Sheldon Brown CB PHI | 2 |
| S | Rashean Mathis CB JAC | 6 |
| S | Alex Brown DE CHI | 2 |
| S | Corey Webster CB NYG | 9 |
| B | Jason David CB IND | 1 |
| B | Sean Jones S CLE | 10 |
| S | Stuart Schweigert S LV | 6 |
| I | Daniel Bullocks S DET | 0 |
| I | Jason Allen DB MIA | 0 |
| I | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 0 |
| B | C.C. Brown S HOU | 3 |
| S | Nick Collins S GB | 5 |
| I | Derrick Frost P WAS | 0 |
| S | Craig Hentrich P TEN | 11 |
| S | Cincinnati DST CIN | 15 |
|
| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 19 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| S | Matt Birk OC MIN | 2 |
| I | Brad Meester OC JAC | 0 |
| I | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 2 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 4 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 2 |
| S | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| I | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 0 |
| I | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 10 |
| B | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 3 |
| B | Joseph Addai RB IND | 5 |
| I | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 1 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 2 |
| B | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 0 |
| B | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 0 |
| B | Chad Jackson WR NE | 2 |
| S | Nate Washington WR PIT | 7 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 18 |
| B | Michael Clayton WR TB | -1 |
| S | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 22 |
| S | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 3 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 1 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 9 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| I | Buffalo OST BUF | 0 |
| S | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 3 |
| B | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 6 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 2 |
| S | Ian Scott DT CHI | 0 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 7 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 3 |
| I | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 0 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 9 |
| S | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 6 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 5 |
| I | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| S | Lofa Tatupu MLB SEA | 11 |
| B | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 9 |
| I | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| B | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 4 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 4 |
| S | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 2 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 4 |
| B | Dawan Landry S BAL | 10 |
| I | Mike Doss S IND | 0 |
| B | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 2 |
| S | Michael Boulware S SEA | 0 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P GB | 16 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 12 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Michael Clayton in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as apoplectic as a TV evangelist being audited by the IRS.
And so now it stands that SRS leads the all-time series 11-4 against DS. SRS has a 12-0 regular season record (2-0 in this year's playoffs). DS has a 4-8 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SRS has senselessly deluged DS like a bloated spider engorging on the tender underbelly of a common house fly 113-0 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They were almost perfect on the SRS squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 452 points, 295 on offense and 157 on defense. Reggie Wayne with 51 points on offense and Sean Jones with 19 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Allen Cummings, "We have to get a lot better next week.. For one, D.J. Williams performed like a spasmodic violinist. His bones are made of flubber, so I don't think that's the problem. At least I wouldn't call that a break per se. Still, he's too much of a little baby to play with that little bruise. Broken vertabrae? I doubt that very much. It's clear who is here just to collect a check and frankly, I won't forget it. As for those OC? They showed their ineptitude by amassing absolutely nothing over the course of the contest. Overall though, the the most incompetant player in this game was Jason David. His pitiful effort yielded a seat alone on the ride home.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Allen Cummings quipped, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the DS coach grumbled, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
