| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 207 | 117 | 324 | 54 | | Home | Happy Valley Cougars | 183 | 100 | 283 | 33 |
| Happy Valley Cougars |
Blue Brigade |
|---|
| S | Kurt Warner QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Kelly Holcomb QB ??? | 0 |
| S | John Navarre QB ARI | 0 |
| I | J.P. Losman QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Matt Leinart QB ARI | 4 |
| I | Craig Nall QB BUF | 0 |
| I | Dominic Raiola OC DET | 0 |
| S | Dylan Gandy OC/OG IND | 11 |
| I | Alex Barron OT LAR | 0 |
| S | Tyson Clabo OG ATL | 8 |
| S | Erik Pears OT DEN | 12 |
| I | Matt Light OT NE | 0 |
| S | Michael Roos OT TEN | 6 |
| S | Ben Hamilton OG DEN | 15 |
| B | Mack Strong FB SEA | 2 |
| B | Moran Norris FB SF | 2 |
| S | Lorenzo Neal FB LAC | 14 |
| B | Musa Smith RB BAL | 1 |
| S | Laurence Maroney RB NE | 8 |
| S | Wali Lundy RB HOU | 23 |
| I | Arliss Beach RB ??? | 0 |
| B | Jerious Norwood RB ATL | 3 |
| I | Troy Williamson WR MIN | 0 |
| B | Donte' Stallworth WR PHI | 3 |
| I | Derek Hagan WR MIA | 0 |
| S | Dallas Clark TE IND | 25 |
| I | Vernon Davis TE SF | 0 |
| S | Tony Scheffler TE DEN | 25 |
| I | Kris Brown K HOU | 0 |
| S | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 17 |
| S | Atlanta OST ATL | 0 |
| S | Leonard Little DE LAR | 4 |
| S | Jamal Williams NT LAC | 4 |
| I | James Hall DE DET | 0 |
| S | Matt McCoy OLB PHI | 11 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware OLB DAL | 4 |
| B | Stephen Cooper ILB LAC | 1 |
| S | Bradie James ILB DAL | 5 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB CLE | 3 |
| I | Channing Crowder OLB MIA | 0 |
| B | Junior Seau LB NE | 2 |
| S | Bryan Thomas DE NYJ | 9 |
| B | Juran Bolden CB TB | 3 |
| B | Terence Newman CB DAL | 2 |
| B | Daven Holly CB CLE | 2 |
| B | Tory James CB CIN | 2 |
| S | Eric Green CB ARI | 7 |
| B | Johnathan Joseph CB CIN | 2 |
| B | Nnamdi Asomugha CB LV | 11 |
| B | Demarcus Faggins CB HOU | 0 |
| B | Marcus Coleman S DAL | 0 |
| B | Marlon McCree S LAC | 10 |
| I | Dexter Jackson S CIN | 0 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB ATL | 5 |
| B | Josh Bullocks S NO | 3 |
| S | Kerry Rhodes S NYJ | 5 |
| I | Renaldo Hill CB MIA | 0 |
| I | Chris Harris S CHI | 0 |
| S | Shaun Williams S CAR | 3 |
| I | Travis Daniels CB MIA | 0 |
| S | Hunter Smith P IND | 2 |
| I | New York (A) DST NYJ | 0 |
| S | Saint Louis DST LAR | 0 |
|
| S | Jake Plummer QB DEN | 28 |
| I | Mark Brunell QB WAS | 0 |
| S | Jay Cutler QB DEN | 0 |
| I | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Todd Collins QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Kevin Mawae OC TEN | 0 |
| I | Andy McCollum OC LAR | 0 |
| S | Roberto Garza OG CHI | 10 |
| S | Jason Spitz OC/OG GB | 15 |
| I | Stephen Neal OG NE | 0 |
| S | Tarik Glenn OT IND | 12 |
| I | Kevin Sampson OT KC | 0 |
| S | Jonathan Stinchcomb OT NO | 8 |
| S | Tony Moll OG/OT GB | 0 |
| S | Rudi Johnson RB CIN | 15 |
| S | Marion Barber RB DAL | 19 |
| B | Cedric Benson RB CHI | 3 |
| I | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 0 |
| I | Kevin Jones RB DET | 0 |
| S | Joe Horn WR NO | 26 |
| I | Peerless Price WR BUF | 0 |
| B | Rod Smith WR DEN | 1 |
| I | Dennis Northcutt WR CLE | 0 |
| S | Muhsin Muhammad WR CHI | 19 |
| B | Arnaz Battle WR SF | 2 |
| B | Ernie Conwell TE NO | 0 |
| B | Alex Smith TE TB | 2 |
| S | Jason Witten TE DAL | 34 |
| B | Jerramy Stevens TE SEA | 4 |
| S | Ryan Longwell K MIN | 1 |
| I | Rob Bironas K TEN | 0 |
| S | Kansas City OST KC | 8 |
| S | Jarvis Green DE NE | 5 |
| S | Anthony Weaver DE HOU | 2 |
| B | Bryant Young DE SF | 2 |
| S | Pat Williams DT MIN | 3 |
| B | Kris Jenkins DT CAR | 3 |
| S | Fred Robbins DT NYG | 6 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 6 |
| B | Shantee Orr OLB HOU | 1 |
| S | Mike Vrabel OLB NE | 12 |
| I | London Fletcher MLB BUF | 0 |
| S | Will Witherspoon MLB LAR | 12 |
| S | Sam Williams OLB LV | 4 |
| I | Joey Porter OLB PIT | 0 |
| I | Carlos Emmons OLB NYG | 0 |
| B | Na'il Diggs OLB CAR | 4 |
| S | Ronde Barber CB TB | 9 |
| S | Ricky Manning CB CHI | 5 |
| B | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 1 |
| B | Deshea Townsend CB PIT | 1 |
| B | Walt Harris CB SF | 5 |
| B | Robert Griffith S ARI | 5 |
| B | Charles Woodson CB GB | 3 |
| S | Roy Williams S DAL | 5 |
| B | Antrel Rolle CB ARI | 2 |
| I | Mike Brown S CHI | 0 |
| S | Dwight Smith S MIN | 11 |
| I | Chris Hanson P JAC | 0 |
| S | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 10 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the BB franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, HVC, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged HVC, every BB player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, BB ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that BB can exhale today is that HVC was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so wanting as they pushed the leftover turkey during the game and set fire to my neighbor's gaudy yard art - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 54-33 in front of a despondent home crowd for BB was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the wanting HVC have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. BB sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the BB defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the HVC quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Joey Porter with 13 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, BB might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - HVC's very own Marcus Coleman. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the HVC coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he kinda languished a bit out there.
"Picking on Marcus Coleman was a part of the game plan," Jason Witten with 34 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on HVC to deliver. BB trails the all-time series 3-5 against HVC. BB has a 8-4 regular season record (1-1 in this year's playoffs). HVC has a 5-7 regular season record.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Aaron Cook exclaimed, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." In response, the HVC coach noted, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." |
