| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Rock N Rollers | 239 | 90 | 329 | 74 | | Home | The Spanish Inquisition | 181 | 92 | 273 | 46 |
| The Spanish Inquisition |
Rock N Rollers |
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| S | Donovan McNabb QB PHI | 20 |
| S | A.J. Feeley QB PHI | 0 |
| I | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Jeff Garcia QB PHI | 0 |
| S | Jeff Hartings OC PIT | 1 |
| I | Mike Flynn OC BAL | 0 |
| I | Jamar Nesbit OC/OG NO | 0 |
| S | Todd Herremans OG/OT PHI | 4 |
| S | Marcus Johnson OG/OT MIN | 2 |
| I | Todd Steussie OG/OT LAR | 0 |
| I | Vernon Carey OT MIA | 0 |
| S | Jon Ogden OT BAL | 6 |
| I | Kyle Turley OL KC | 0 |
| S | Jordan Black OT KC | 14 |
| I | Shaud Williams RB BUF | 0 |
| S | LaDainian Tomlinson RB LAC | 50 |
| B | Michael Bennett RB KC | 1 |
| I | Willis McGahee RB BUF | 0 |
| B | Michael Turner RB LAC | 2 |
| S | Travis Henry RB TEN | 8 |
| B | David Givens WR TEN | 0 |
| B | Cedrick Wilson WR PIT | 3 |
| B | Nate Burleson WR SEA | 1 |
| S | Darrell Jackson WR SEA | 17 |
| B | Joey Galloway WR TB | 3 |
| I | Marcus Pollard TE DET | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Shockey TE NYG | 11 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 29 |
| B | Donald Lee TE GB | 0 |
| B | John Gilmore TE CHI | 3 |
| I | Olindo Mare K MIA | 0 |
| S | John Carney K NO | 2 |
| S | New York (N) OST NYG | 0 |
| S | Will Smith DE NO | 9 |
| S | Tommie Harris DT CHI | 6 |
| S | Trevor Pryce DE BAL | 5 |
| S | James Reed DL KC | 1 |
| S | Ian Gold OLB DEN | 8 |
| B | Ben Leber OLB MIN | 1 |
| I | Aaron Schobel DE BUF | 0 |
| B | Napoleon Harris OLB MIN | 1 |
| B | Edgerton Hartwell MLB ATL | 1 |
| S | Gary Brackett MLB IND | 16 |
| S | Thomas Howard LB LV | 7 |
| B | David Macklin CB ARI | 1 |
| S | Andre Dyson CB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Antoine Winfield CB MIN | 3 |
| S | Sammy Knight S KC | 1 |
| B | Mark Roman S SF | 3 |
| I | Donte Whitner S BUF | 0 |
| B | Lawyer Milloy S ATL | 2 |
| S | Ed Reed S BAL | 6 |
| B | Travis Fisher CB LAR | 2 |
| I | Will Allen CB MIA | 0 |
| B | Keith Lewis S SF | 2 |
| S | Chris Kluwe P MIN | 9 |
| I | Ryan Plackemeier P SEA | 0 |
| S | Dallas DST DAL | 7 |
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| I | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Brad Johnson QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Gus Frerotte QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Marc Bulger QB LAR | 46 |
| S | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Brooks Bollinger QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Jake Grove OC LV | 0 |
| S | Andre Gurode OC/OG DAL | 11 |
| I | Justin Hartwig OC CAR | 0 |
| I | Blaine Saipaia OG/OT DET | 0 |
| S | Will Shields OG KC | 13 |
| S | Vince Manuwai OG JAC | 13 |
| I | Eric Steinbach OG CIN | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Bridges OT CAR | 5 |
| I | Kevin Shaffer OT CLE | 0 |
| I | Jon Jansen OT WAS | 0 |
| I | Jonas Jennings OT SF | 0 |
| I | Roman Oben OT LAC | 0 |
| S | Ephraim Salaam OT HOU | 8 |
| B | Michael Robinson RB SF | 1 |
| B | Stephen Davis RB LAR | -1 |
| B | Cedric Houston RB NYJ | 0 |
| B | Ryan Moats RB PHI | 0 |
| S | Larry Johnson RB KC | 49 |
| S | Steven Jackson RB LAR | 26 |
| S | Joe Jurevicius WR CLE | 0 |
| B | Bobby Wade WR TEN | 3 |
| S | Marvin Harrison WR IND | 10 |
| B | Demetrius Williams WR BAL | 1 |
| S | Chad Johnson WR CIN | 22 |
| B | Roddy White WR ATL | 2 |
| B | Kevin Curtis WR LAR | 6 |
| I | Jason Elam K DEN | 0 |
| S | Robbie Gould K CHI | 11 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 13 |
| S | Bertrand Berry DE ARI | 4 |
| S | Patrick Kerney DE ATL | 8 |
| I | Reggie Hayward DE ??? | 0 |
| B | Robaire Smith DT TEN | 6 |
| S | Kevin Williams DT MIN | 3 |
| S | Rod Coleman DT ATL | 0 |
| B | Corey Williams DT GB | 1 |
| I | Vonnie Holliday DE MIA | 0 |
| S | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 9 |
| S | Cato June OLB IND | 4 |
| S | Al Wilson MLB DEN | 6 |
| B | Stephen Tulloch MLB TEN | 2 |
| I | Mike Peterson MLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Reggie Torbor OLB NYG | 2 |
| S | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 10 |
| I | Andre' Goodman CB MIA | 0 |
| B | Lewis Sanders CB HOU | 2 |
| B | Drayton Florence CB LAC | 2 |
| S | Gary Baxter CB CLE | 0 |
| I | Mike Green S SEA | 0 |
| I | Adam Archuleta S WAS | 0 |
| B | Jimmy Williams CB ATL | 1 |
| S | Brodney Pool S CLE | 5 |
| B | Tony Parrish S DAL | 1 |
| B | Chad Williams S SF | 1 |
| S | Jordan Babineaux S SEA | 5 |
| I | Todd Sauerbrun P NE | 0 |
| S | Michael Koenen P ATL | 18 |
| S | Tennessee DST TEN | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the RNR franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, TSI, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged TSI, every RNR player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, RNR ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that RNR can exhale today is that TSI was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so awful as they coerced a meat cleaver during the game and set fire to my neighbor's gaudy yard art - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 74-46 in front of a despondent home crowd for RNR was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the awful TSI have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. RNR sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the RNR defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the TSI quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Charles Tillman with 10 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, RNR might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - TSI's very own John Carney. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the TSI coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite.
"Picking on John Carney was a part of the game plan," Larry Johnson with 49 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on TSI to deliver. RNR leads the all-time series 6-4 against TSI. RNR has a 6-6 regular season record. TSI has a 8-4 regular season record (3-1 in this year's playoffs).
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Randy droned, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." In response, the TSI coach considered this when he said, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." |
