| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Memphis Hound Dogs | 137 | 97 | 234 | 8 | | Home | Demonic Hordes | 199 | 121 | 320 | 51 |
| Demonic Hordes |
Memphis Hound Dogs |
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| I | David Garrard QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Charlie Whitehurst QB LAC | 0 |
| S | Billy Volek QB LAC | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 23 |
| I | Byron Leftwich QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Quinn Gray QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Tom Nalen OC DEN | 8 |
| S | Cooper Carlisle OG DEN | 8 |
| I | Richie Incognito OG LAR | 0 |
| I | P.J. Alexander OG ATL | 0 |
| I | John Welbourn OT KC | 0 |
| S | Larry Allen OG SF | 5 |
| I | Floyd Womack OG SEA | 0 |
| I | David Stewart OT TEN | 0 |
| S | Mark Tauscher OT GB | 11 |
| I | Marvel Smith OT PIT | 0 |
| S | Wayne Gandy OT ATL | 11 |
| I | Eric Ghiaciuc OC CIN | 0 |
| I | Verron Haynes FB PIT | 0 |
| S | Maurice Morris RB SEA | 18 |
| S | Julius Jones RB DAL | 9 |
| I | Vernand Morency RB GB | 0 |
| B | Shaun Alexander RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 2 |
| B | LenDale White RB TEN | 1 |
| B | Doug Gabriel WR LV | 2 |
| S | Javon Walker WR DEN | 48 |
| I | Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ | 0 |
| B | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 2 |
| S | Alge Crumpler TE ATL | 26 |
| I | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 0 |
| S | Brandon Manumaleuna TE LAC | 13 |
| I | Neil Rackers K ARI | 0 |
| S | Morten Andersen K ATL | 2 |
| S | New England OST NE | 6 |
| I | San Diego OST LAC | 0 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 4 |
| S | Victor Adeyanju DE LAR | 3 |
| S | Charles Grant DE NO | 15 |
| I | John Abraham DE ATL | 0 |
| B | Carlos Polk ILB LAC | 3 |
| B | Rosevelt Colvin OLB NE | 5 |
| B | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 3 |
| S | Takeo Spikes OLB BUF | 8 |
| S | Jeff Ulbrich ILB SF | 1 |
| B | Brian Simmons OLB CIN | 0 |
| I | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 0 |
| S | Peter Sirmon OLB TEN | 5 |
| S | Donnie Edwards ILB LAC | 12 |
| B | Gilbert Gardner OLB IND | 2 |
| I | Tommy Polley LB ??? | 0 |
| S | Darrent Williams CB DEN | 18 |
| S | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 2 |
| B | Brian Williams CB JAC | 0 |
| B | Domonique Foxworth CB DEN | 3 |
| B | Darren Sharper S MIN | 3 |
| I | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 0 |
| S | Ken Hamlin S SEA | 1 |
| B | Antoine Bethea S IND | 8 |
| B | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 5 |
| S | Corey Chavous S LAR | 5 |
| B | Fabian Washington CB LV | 2 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 13 |
| S | Jacksonville DST JAC | 0 |
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| S | Brian Griese QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Rex Grossman QB CHI | -7 |
| I | Michael Vick QB ATL | 0 |
| S | Kyle Orton QB ??? | 0 |
| I | D.J. Shockley QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Matt Schaub QB ATL | 0 |
| I | Olin Kreutz OC CHI | 0 |
| S | Todd McClure OC ATL | 9 |
| S | Joe Andruzzi OG CLE | 1 |
| I | Jermane Mayberry OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Randy Thomas OG WAS | 5 |
| I | Damien Woody OG DET | 0 |
| I | Walter Jones OT SEA | 0 |
| S | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 7 |
| I | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT NYJ | 0 |
| S | Jammal Brown OT NO | 0 |
| B | T.J. Duckett RB WAS | 0 |
| B | Corey Dillon RB NE | 4 |
| S | Warrick Dunn RB ATL | 18 |
| B | Cadillac Williams RB TB | 2 |
| S | Marques Colston WR NO | 33 |
| I | Koren Robinson WR GB | 0 |
| B | Eric Parker WR LAC | 3 |
| S | Hines Ward WR PIT | 20 |
| I | Kris Mangum TE CAR | 0 |
| I | Leonard Pope TE ARI | 0 |
| S | Benjamin Watson TE NE | 20 |
| S | Heath Miller TE PIT | 20 |
| I | Jason Hanson K DET | 0 |
| S | Jay Feely K NYG | 2 |
| S | New Orleans OST NO | 0 |
| I | Seattle OST SEA | 0 |
| S | Elvis Dumervil DE DEN | 4 |
| I | Shaun Ellis DE NYJ | 0 |
| I | Darren Howard DE PHI | 0 |
| S | Grady Jackson DT ATL | 0 |
| S | Chris Hovan DT TB | 4 |
| B | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 0 |
| B | Warren Sapp DT LV | 6 |
| B | Darrell Shropshire DT ATL | 0 |
| S | Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila DE GB | 2 |
| S | Angelo Crowell OLB BUF | 6 |
| B | Jason Babin DE HOU | 2 |
| B | Lemar Marshall MLB WAS | 7 |
| I | David Pollack OLB CIN | 0 |
| B | Dexter Coakley OLB LAR | 2 |
| S | Ray Lewis MLB BAL | 8 |
| I | Dhani Jones OLB PHI | 0 |
| B | Caleb Miller LB CIN | 3 |
| S | Fred Smoot CB MIN | 4 |
| S | Champ Bailey CB DEN | 22 |
| S | Carlos Rogers CB WAS | 5 |
| B | Brian Kelly CB TB | 0 |
| I | Mike Minter S CAR | 0 |
| S | John Lynch S DEN | 7 |
| B | Will Demps S NYG | 3 |
| S | Jermaine Phillips S TB | 7 |
| B | Phillip Buchanon CB TB | 1 |
| I | Scott Player P ARI | 0 |
| S | Paul Ernster P DEN | 4 |
| I | Philadelphia DST PHI | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the DH franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, MHD, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged MHD, every DH player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, DH ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that DH can exhale today is that MHD was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so revolting as they heaved the family shotgun during the game and tossed my sister's Barbie doll collection into a corn thrasher - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 51-8 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for DH was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the revolting MHD have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. DH sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the DH defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the MHD quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Darrent Williams with 18 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, DH might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - MHD's very own Rex Grossman. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the MHD coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he kinda languished a bit out there.
"Picking on Rex Grossman was a part of the game plan," Javon Walker with 48 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on MHD to deliver. DH leads the all-time series 12-1 against MHD. DH has a 9-3 regular season record (1-2 in this year's playoffs). MHD has a 3-9 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Raman Ohri said, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." In response, the MHD coach droned, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." |
