| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Memphis Hound Dogs | 196 | 106 | 302 | 6 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 229 | 184 | 413 | 62 |
| Southside Salamanders |
Memphis Hound Dogs |
|---|
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 0 |
| S | Brett Favre QB GB | 39 |
| I | David Carr QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Quinton Porter QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Ingle Martin QB GB | 0 |
| I | John Wade OC TB | 0 |
| S | Scott Wells OC/OG GB | 11 |
| I | Ruben Brown OG CHI | 0 |
| I | Bennie Anderson OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Mike Goff OG LAC | 10 |
| S | Todd Weiner OT ATL | 11 |
| I | Kwame Harris OT SF | 0 |
| S | Tra Thomas OT PHI | 10 |
| S | Jake Scott OG IND | 14 |
| S | Frank Gore RB SF | 28 |
| I | Jerome Harrison RB CLE | 0 |
| B | Ahman Green RB GB | 3 |
| S | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 15 |
| B | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 3 |
| I | Greg Jennings WR GB | 0 |
| B | George Wrighster TE JAC | 4 |
| I | Courtney Anderson TE LV | 0 |
| S | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 14 |
| S | Chris Cooley TE WAS | 16 |
| S | Kellen Winslow TE CLE | 22 |
| B | Joe Klopfenstein TE LAR | 2 |
| I | Casey Fitzsimmons TE DET | 0 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE HOU | 6 |
| S | Rian Lindell K BUF | 10 |
| I | Matt Bryant K TB | 0 |
| S | Oakland OST LV | 7 |
| S | Greg Ellis DE DAL | 3 |
| I | Dwight Freeney DE IND | 0 |
| S | Kelly Gregg NT BAL | 7 |
| B | Scott Shanle ILB NO | 5 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 12 |
| S | Keith Bulluck OLB TEN | 16 |
| B | Ryan Nece OLB TB | 1 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB SF | 3 |
| I | Chad Greenway OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Daryl Smith OLB JAC | 12 |
| I | Barry Gardner ILB ??? | 0 |
| S | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 13 |
| S | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 11 |
| B | D.J. Williams OLB DEN | 2 |
| B | Brady Poppinga LB GB | 5 |
| B | Kelly Herndon CB SEA | 3 |
| B | Sheldon Brown CB PHI | 13 |
| S | Rashean Mathis CB JAC | 7 |
| S | Alex Brown DE CHI | 16 |
| S | Corey Webster CB NYG | 9 |
| I | Jason David CB IND | 0 |
| S | Sean Jones S CLE | 10 |
| S | Stuart Schweigert S LV | 5 |
| B | Daniel Bullocks S DET | 0 |
| I | Jason Allen DB MIA | 0 |
| B | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 2 |
| B | C.C. Brown S HOU | 2 |
| B | Nick Collins S GB | 3 |
| I | Derrick Frost P WAS | 0 |
| S | Craig Hentrich P TEN | 14 |
| S | Cincinnati DST CIN | 10 |
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| S | Brian Griese QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Rex Grossman QB CHI | 25 |
| I | Michael Vick QB ATL | 0 |
| S | Kyle Orton QB ??? | 0 |
| I | D.J. Shockley QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Matt Schaub QB ATL | 0 |
| I | Olin Kreutz OC CHI | 0 |
| S | Todd McClure OC ATL | 8 |
| S | Joe Andruzzi OG CLE | 3 |
| I | Jermane Mayberry OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Randy Thomas OG WAS | 10 |
| I | Damien Woody OG DET | 0 |
| S | Walter Jones OT SEA | 5 |
| S | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 12 |
| I | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT NYJ | 0 |
| I | Jammal Brown OT NO | 0 |
| B | T.J. Duckett RB WAS | 1 |
| B | Corey Dillon RB NE | 4 |
| S | Warrick Dunn RB ATL | 19 |
| B | Cadillac Williams RB TB | 0 |
| S | Marques Colston WR NO | 32 |
| I | Koren Robinson WR GB | 0 |
| B | Eric Parker WR LAC | 1 |
| S | Hines Ward WR PIT | 21 |
| B | Kris Mangum TE CAR | 2 |
| B | Leonard Pope TE ARI | 3 |
| S | Benjamin Watson TE NE | 12 |
| S | Heath Miller TE PIT | 28 |
| S | Jason Hanson K DET | 7 |
| I | Jay Feely K NYG | 0 |
| S | New Orleans OST NO | 3 |
| I | Seattle OST SEA | 0 |
| S | Elvis Dumervil DE DEN | 4 |
| B | Shaun Ellis DE NYJ | 5 |
| S | Darren Howard DE PHI | 1 |
| I | Grady Jackson DT ATL | 0 |
| S | Chris Hovan DT TB | 3 |
| B | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 0 |
| S | Warren Sapp DT LV | 9 |
| I | Darrell Shropshire DT ATL | 0 |
| B | Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila DE GB | 1 |
| S | Angelo Crowell OLB BUF | 19 |
| B | Jason Babin DE HOU | 5 |
| B | Lemar Marshall MLB WAS | 0 |
| I | David Pollack OLB CIN | 0 |
| I | Dexter Coakley OLB LAR | 0 |
| S | Ray Lewis MLB BAL | 0 |
| B | Dhani Jones OLB PHI | 1 |
| B | Caleb Miller LB CIN | 2 |
| S | Fred Smoot CB MIN | 0 |
| S | Champ Bailey CB DEN | 11 |
| S | Carlos Rogers CB WAS | 13 |
| B | Brian Kelly CB TB | 0 |
| S | Mike Minter S CAR | 11 |
| B | John Lynch S DEN | 2 |
| B | Will Demps S NYG | 6 |
| S | Jermaine Phillips S TB | 3 |
| B | Phillip Buchanon CB TB | 0 |
| S | Scott Player P ARI | 1 |
| I | Paul Ernster P DEN | 0 |
| S | Philadelphia DST PHI | 9 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the SRS franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, MHD, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged MHD, every SRS player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, SRS ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that SRS can exhale today is that MHD was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so hideous as they shoved a meat cleaver during the game and drove the family station wagon through the front bay window - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 62-6 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for SRS was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the hideous MHD have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. SRS sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the SRS defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the MHD quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Shaun Ellis with 10 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, SRS might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - MHD's very own Cadillac Williams. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the MHD coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader.
"Picking on Cadillac Williams was a part of the game plan," Greg Jennings with 12 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on MHD to deliver. SRS leads the all-time series 25-0 against MHD. SRS has a 12-0 regular season record (2-0 in this year's playoffs). MHD has a 3-9 regular season record.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Allen Cummings noted, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." In response, the MHD coach groaned, "Hitler, Stalin... perhaps a few others... yeah, he belongs on that exclusive list, if you catch my drift. I sleep well at night, but given all the people he's no doubt stomped on to get where he is, I doubt the same can be said of him." |
