| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 202 | 130 | 332 | 33 | | Home | WHO DAT | 175 | 137 | 312 | 23 |
| WHO DAT |
KC Komodos |
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| S | Anthony Wright QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Chris Weinke QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Doug Johnson QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 56 |
| I | Brett Basanez QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Robbie Tobeck OC SEA | 0 |
| S | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 10 |
| S | Chris Naeole OG JAC | 8 |
| S | Kris Dielman OG LAC | 10 |
| I | Kynan Forney OG ATL | 0 |
| S | Luke Petitgout OT NYG | 7 |
| I | L.J. Shelton OT MIA | 0 |
| I | Winston Justice OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Fred Miller OT CHI | 6 |
| S | Reuben Droughns RB CLE | 7 |
| B | Mewelde Moore RB MIN | 3 |
| I | Nick Goings RB CAR | 0 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB CHI | 18 |
| I | Adrian Peterson RB CHI | 0 |
| I | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Marty Booker WR MIA | 4 |
| B | Drew Bennett WR TEN | 5 |
| B | D.J. Hackett WR SEA | 2 |
| B | Greg Lewis WR PHI | 0 |
| S | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 18 |
| S | Antonio Bryant WR SF | 6 |
| I | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 0 |
| I | Joe Nedney K SF | 0 |
| S | Josh Brown K SEA | 6 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 5 |
| I | Saint Louis OST LAR | 0 |
| I | Phillip Daniels DE WAS | 0 |
| B | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 2 |
| B | Randy Starks DT TEN | 2 |
| S | Rocky Bernard DT SEA | 3 |
| S | Ted Washington DT CLE | 2 |
| B | Warrick Holdman OLB WAS | 4 |
| S | Adalius Thomas OLB BAL | 11 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 9 |
| B | Khary Campbell OLB WAS | 0 |
| S | Chris Draft MLB CAR | 8 |
| I | Orlando Huff OLB ARI | 0 |
| B | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 8 |
| S | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 9 |
| B | Chad Brown LB PIT | 0 |
| S | Derrick Burgess DE LV | 2 |
| B | R.W. McQuarters CB NYG | 5 |
| B | Fred Thomas CB NO | 0 |
| B | David Barrett CB NYJ | 2 |
| B | Joselio Hanson DB PHI | 0 |
| B | Deltha O'Neal CB CIN | 2 |
| S | Fernando Bryant CB DET | 4 |
| B | Omar Stoutmire S NO | 4 |
| S | Michael Huff S LV | 6 |
| B | Travares Tillman S MIA | 3 |
| S | Kenoy Kennedy S DET | 11 |
| S | Shawntae Spencer CB SF | 10 |
| S | Mat McBriar P DAL | 21 |
| S | New Orleans DST NO | 9 |
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| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 16 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 9 |
| S | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 6 |
| I | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 0 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 6 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 4 |
| I | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 9 |
| I | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 10 |
| B | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 3 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 30 |
| I | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 1 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 2 |
| B | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 2 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 16 |
| B | Chad Jackson WR NE | 1 |
| B | Nate Washington WR PIT | 1 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 31 |
| B | Michael Clayton WR TB | 1 |
| B | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 3 |
| S | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 29 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 2 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 4 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 16 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 10 |
| B | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 4 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 0 |
| S | Ian Scott DT CHI | 1 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 6 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 18 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 1 |
| B | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 1 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 7 |
| S | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 9 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 0 |
| I | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| I | Abdul Hodge MLB GB | 0 |
| S | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 9 |
| I | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| I | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 0 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 2 |
| S | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 8 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 18 |
| S | Dawan Landry S BAL | 16 |
| I | Mike Doss S IND | 0 |
| B | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 4 |
| B | Michael Boulware S SEA | 0 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P GB | 12 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 4 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
OK, so not everyone who wears the uniform should be allowed to suit up. Such is most certainly the case for Matt Birk, the greatest goat this side of the fairytale land of satyrs, unicorns, pixies, and winning LLL seasons. This journalist found himself maintaining sanity amidst the botched stumbling of Carson Palmer and his sidekicks by drinking heavily and choking down moldy peanuts. Now, to LLL's credit, they willingly subjected themselves to this game, knowing full well how it was likely to turn out, but I place a great deal of blame on DS for opting for this game over a likely more challenging foray against the Vienna Boy's Choir.
And so now it stands that DS trails the all-time series 8-16 against LLL. DS has a 3-9 regular season record. LLL has a 5-7 regular season record (1-0 in this year's playoffs). The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw DS has senselessly deluged LLL like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 33-23 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the DS squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 332 points, 202 on offense and 130 on defense. Steve Smith with 31 points on offense and Jared Allen with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Jeffrey Leiss, "Sure, I'm a bit concerned about a few things.. For one, Bryant McKinnie kinda languished a bit out there. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those OC/OG? They showed their ineptitude by amassing absolutely nothing throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was Mike Patterson. His terrible effort yielded a resigned sigh from his teammates.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Jeffrey Leiss considered this when he said, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the LLL coach whined, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." |
