| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 170 | 88 | 258 | 32 | | Home | Rock N Rollers | 202 | 107 | 309 | 57 |
| Rock N Rollers |
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
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| I | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Brad Johnson QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Gus Frerotte QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Marc Bulger QB LAR | 24 |
| S | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Brooks Bollinger QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Jake Grove OC LV | 0 |
| S | Andre Gurode OC/OG DAL | 12 |
| I | Justin Hartwig OC CAR | 0 |
| I | Blaine Saipaia OG/OT DET | 0 |
| S | Will Shields OG KC | 5 |
| S | Vince Manuwai OG JAC | 7 |
| I | Eric Steinbach OG CIN | 0 |
| I | Jeremy Bridges OT CAR | 0 |
| I | Kevin Shaffer OT CLE | 0 |
| S | Jon Jansen OT WAS | 9 |
| S | Jonas Jennings OT SF | 11 |
| I | Roman Oben OT LAC | 0 |
| I | Ephraim Salaam OT HOU | 0 |
| B | Michael Robinson RB SF | 0 |
| B | Stephen Davis RB LAR | 0 |
| I | Cedric Houston RB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Ryan Moats RB PHI | 0 |
| S | Larry Johnson RB KC | 18 |
| S | Steven Jackson RB LAR | 29 |
| B | Joe Jurevicius WR CLE | 1 |
| B | Bobby Wade WR TEN | 1 |
| S | Marvin Harrison WR IND | 4 |
| B | Demetrius Williams WR BAL | 3 |
| S | Chad Johnson WR CIN | 54 |
| B | Roddy White WR ATL | 4 |
| S | Kevin Curtis WR LAR | 6 |
| I | Jason Elam K DEN | 0 |
| S | Robbie Gould K CHI | 9 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 1 |
| S | Bertrand Berry DE ARI | 2 |
| S | Patrick Kerney DE ATL | 2 |
| I | Reggie Hayward DE ??? | 0 |
| B | Robaire Smith DT TEN | 2 |
| S | Kevin Williams DT MIN | 2 |
| B | Rod Coleman DT ATL | 5 |
| S | Corey Williams DT GB | 7 |
| B | Vonnie Holliday DE MIA | 4 |
| S | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 9 |
| S | Cato June OLB IND | 8 |
| S | Al Wilson MLB DEN | 19 |
| B | Stephen Tulloch MLB TEN | 4 |
| I | Mike Peterson MLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Reggie Torbor OLB NYG | 3 |
| S | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 11 |
| B | Andre' Goodman CB MIA | 2 |
| S | Lewis Sanders CB HOU | 1 |
| B | Drayton Florence CB LAC | 3 |
| B | Gary Baxter CB CLE | 0 |
| I | Mike Green S SEA | 0 |
| S | Adam Archuleta S WAS | 1 |
| I | Jimmy Williams CB ATL | 0 |
| S | Brodney Pool S CLE | 11 |
| B | Tony Parrish S DAL | 0 |
| B | Chad Williams S SF | 1 |
| B | Jordan Babineaux S SEA | 3 |
| I | Todd Sauerbrun P NE | 0 |
| S | Michael Koenen P ATL | 4 |
| S | Tennessee DST TEN | 3 |
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| S | Jamie Martin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Jon Kitna QB DET | 0 |
| I | Josh McCown QB DET | 0 |
| I | Dan Orlovsky QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 44 |
| S | Shaun O'Hara OC NYG | 9 |
| I | Jahri Evans OT NO | 0 |
| I | Chris Spencer OC SEA | 0 |
| I | Justin Smiley OG SF | 0 |
| S | Tyson Clabo OG ATL | 10 |
| S | Shawn Andrews OG PHI | 8 |
| S | Chad Clifton OT GB | 10 |
| S | George Foster OT DEN | 0 |
| S | Justin Griffith FB ATL | 10 |
| I | Brandon Miree FB GB | 0 |
| S | Jamal Lewis RB BAL | 8 |
| B | DeShaun Foster RB CAR | 2 |
| S | Reggie Bush RB NO | 18 |
| I | Correll Buckhalter RB PHI | 0 |
| S | Plaxico Burress WR NYG | 10 |
| I | Mark Bradley WR CHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Chambers WR MIA | 11 |
| B | Patrick Crayton WR DAL | 5 |
| I | Brandon Stokley WR IND | 0 |
| B | Eric Johnson TE SF | 3 |
| B | Ben Troupe TE TEN | 3 |
| B | Matt Schobel TE PHI | 3 |
| B | Dan Campbell TE DET | 4 |
| S | Dave Rayner K GB | 12 |
| I | Jeff Reed K PIT | 0 |
| S | Cleveland OST CLE | 0 |
| I | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 0 |
| S | Israel Idonije DE CHI | 2 |
| I | Seth Payne DT HOU | 0 |
| S | Hollis Thomas DT NO | 3 |
| S | John Thornton DT CIN | 4 |
| S | Richard Seymour DE NE | 1 |
| I | Erasmus James DE MIN | 0 |
| B | Scott Fujita OLB NO | 2 |
| S | Shaun Phillips OLB LAC | 16 |
| B | Kawika Mitchell MLB KC | 4 |
| I | David Thornton OLB TEN | 0 |
| I | Parys Haralson OLB SF | 0 |
| S | Ernie Sims OLB DET | 5 |
| S | Lofa Tatupu MLB SEA | 10 |
| I | Dan Morgan MLB CAR | 0 |
| B | Teddy Lehman MLB DET | 0 |
| B | Barrett Ruud MLB TB | 4 |
| B | Ike Taylor CB PIT | 3 |
| B | Kelly Jennings CB SEA | 1 |
| B | Adam Jones CB TEN | 0 |
| S | Terrence McGee CB BUF | 15 |
| B | Glenn Earl S HOU | 2 |
| B | Artrell Hawkins S NE | 5 |
| B | Deon Grant S JAC | 3 |
| I | Michael Lewis S PHI | 0 |
| S | Ko Simpson S BUF | 3 |
| B | Renaldo Hill CB MIA | 2 |
| S | Sean Considine S PHI | 3 |
| S | Justin Miller CB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Josh Miller P NE | -1 |
| I | Atlanta DST ATL | 0 |
| S | Cleveland DST CLE | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the RNR franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, AW, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged AW, every RNR player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, RNR ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that RNR can exhale today is that AW was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so wanting as they drew the family shotgun during the game and gave my brother's coin collection to a pair of destitute carnies - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 57-32 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for RNR was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the wanting AW have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. RNR sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the RNR defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the AW quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Terrence McGee with 15 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, RNR might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - AW's very own Chris Spencer. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the AW coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he kinda languished a bit out there.
"Picking on Chris Spencer was a part of the game plan," Chad Johnson with 54 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on AW to deliver. RNR leads the all-time series 7-4 against AW. RNR has a 1-7 regular season record. AW has a 6-2 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Randy considered this when he said, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." In response, the AW coach said, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." |
