| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Demonic Hordes | 150 | 106 | 256 | 34 | | Home | KC Komodos | 143 | 82 | 225 | 19 |
| KC Komodos |
Demonic Hordes |
|---|
| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 22 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 13 |
| S | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 8 |
| I | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 0 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 4 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 6 |
| I | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 4 |
| I | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 12 |
| B | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 2 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 8 |
| B | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 4 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 4 |
| B | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 0 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 5 |
| B | Chad Jackson WR NE | 1 |
| B | Nate Washington WR PIT | 1 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 21 |
| B | Michael Clayton WR TB | 0 |
| B | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 2 |
| S | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 14 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 3 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 5 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 0 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 2 |
| B | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 0 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 7 |
| S | Ian Scott DT CHI | 2 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 6 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 4 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 6 |
| B | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 2 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 6 |
| S | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 4 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 0 |
| I | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| I | Abdul Hodge MLB GB | 0 |
| S | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 6 |
| I | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| I | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| I | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 0 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 8 |
| S | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 0 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 7 |
| S | Dawan Landry S BAL | 3 |
| I | Mike Doss S IND | 0 |
| B | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 2 |
| B | Michael Boulware S SEA | 0 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P GB | 8 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 9 |
|
| S | Billy Volek QB LAC | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 26 |
| S | Charlie Whitehurst QB LAC | 0 |
| I | David Garrard QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Byron Leftwich QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Quinn Gray QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Tom Nalen OC DEN | 9 |
| I | Richie Incognito OG LAR | 0 |
| I | P.J. Alexander OG ATL | 0 |
| S | Chris Bober OG/OT KC | 10 |
| I | Cooper Carlisle OG DEN | 0 |
| I | Larry Allen OG SF | 0 |
| S | Floyd Womack OG SEA | 4 |
| I | David Stewart OT TEN | 0 |
| S | Wayne Gandy OT ATL | 2 |
| S | Marvel Smith OT PIT | 7 |
| I | Mark Tauscher OT GB | 0 |
| I | Eric Ghiaciuc OC CIN | 0 |
| I | Verron Haynes FB PIT | 0 |
| B | LenDale White RB TEN | 1 |
| B | Maurice Morris RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Julius Jones RB DAL | 5 |
| I | Vernand Morency RB GB | 0 |
| B | Shaun Alexander RB SEA | 2 |
| S | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 10 |
| S | Javon Walker WR DEN | 12 |
| B | Doug Gabriel WR LV | 0 |
| B | Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ | 2 |
| S | Donte' Stallworth WR PHI | 13 |
| I | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 0 |
| S | Alge Crumpler TE ATL | 8 |
| S | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 31 |
| B | Brandon Manumaleuna TE LAC | 3 |
| I | Morten Andersen K ATL | 0 |
| S | Neil Rackers K ARI | 5 |
| S | New England OST NE | 0 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 2 |
| S | Victor Adeyanju DE LAR | 8 |
| S | Charles Grant DE NO | 4 |
| I | John Abraham DE ATL | 0 |
| B | Carlos Polk ILB LAC | 3 |
| S | Rosevelt Colvin OLB NE | 5 |
| I | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 0 |
| S | Takeo Spikes OLB BUF | 1 |
| B | Jeff Ulbrich ILB SF | 1 |
| I | Brian Simmons OLB CIN | 0 |
| S | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 4 |
| B | Peter Sirmon OLB TEN | 3 |
| S | Donnie Edwards ILB LAC | 6 |
| B | Gilbert Gardner OLB IND | 3 |
| I | Tommy Polley LB ??? | 0 |
| S | Brian Williams CB JAC | 4 |
| S | Darrent Williams CB DEN | 19 |
| B | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 5 |
| S | Ken Hamlin S SEA | 10 |
| B | Darren Sharper S MIN | 2 |
| S | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 4 |
| B | Corey Chavous S LAR | 4 |
| B | Antoine Bethea S IND | 4 |
| B | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 7 |
| B | Fabian Washington CB LV | 2 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 4 |
| I | Indianapolis DST IND | 0 |
| S | Jacksonville DST JAC | 1 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the DH franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, DS, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged DS, every DH player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, DH ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that DH can exhale today is that DS was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so repugnant as they pulled a sharpened stick during the game and blew up my neighbor's yard gnomes - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 34-19 in front of a despondent home crowd for DH was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the repugnant DS have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. DH sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the DH defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the DS quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Yeremiah Bell with 14 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, DH might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - DS's very own Mathias Kiwanuka. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the DS coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite.
"Picking on Mathias Kiwanuka was a part of the game plan," Marcedes Lewis with 15 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on DS to deliver. DH leads the all-time series 26-3 against DS. DH has a 8-3 regular season record. DS has a 4-7 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Raman Ohri blathered, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the DS coach shot, "Hitler, Stalin... perhaps a few others... yeah, he belongs on that exclusive list, if you catch my drift. I sleep well at night, but given all the people he's no doubt stomped on to get where he is, I doubt the same can be said of him." |
