| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Rock N Rollers | 169 | 99 | 268 | 26 | | Home | Punxsutawney Chucks | 175 | 118 | 293 | 38 |
| Punxsutawney Chucks |
Rock N Rollers |
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| S | Shaun Hill QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Trent Dilfer QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Charlie Frye QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Derek Anderson QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Ken Dorsey QB CLE | 0 |
| S | Alex Smith QB SF | 36 |
| I | Rich Braham OC CIN | 0 |
| I | Jeno James OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Artis Hicks OG MIN | 7 |
| S | Jacob Bell OG/OT TEN | 9 |
| S | Maurice Williams OT JAC | 14 |
| S | Jason Brown OC BAL | 8 |
| I | Adam Snyder OG/OT SF | 0 |
| S | Willie Anderson OT CIN | 8 |
| S | Fred Taylor RB JAC | 18 |
| B | Ron Dayne RB HOU | 0 |
| B | Najeh Davenport RB PIT | 1 |
| B | Leon Washington RB NYJ | 1 |
| I | Justin Fargas RB LV | 0 |
| B | Kevan Barlow RB NYJ | 0 |
| S | Anthony Thomas RB BUF | 19 |
| I | Domanick Williams RB ??? | 0 |
| I | Mike Anderson RB BAL | 0 |
| B | Troy Brown WR NE | 2 |
| S | Derrick Mason WR BAL | 7 |
| S | Donald Driver WR GB | 6 |
| I | Samie Parker WR KC | 0 |
| B | Bryant Johnson WR ARI | 4 |
| S | Braylon Edwards WR CLE | 23 |
| S | Shayne Graham K CIN | 7 |
| S | Washington OST WAS | 1 |
| I | Baltimore OST BAL | 0 |
| B | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 1 |
| I | Michael Strahan DE NYG | 0 |
| S | Darwin Walker DT PHI | 5 |
| B | John Henderson DT JAC | 2 |
| S | Cornelius Griffin DT WAS | 4 |
| B | Brodrick Bunkley DT PHI | 0 |
| I | LaVar Arrington OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Chike Okeafor DE ARI | 6 |
| S | Michael Boley OLB ATL | 11 |
| B | Pisa Tinoisamoa OLB LAR | 2 |
| B | Rocky McIntosh OLB WAS | 1 |
| I | Arnold Harrison LB PIT | 0 |
| B | Keith Ellison OLB BUF | 0 |
| S | Zach Thomas MLB MIA | 12 |
| B | Brendon Ayanbadejo OLB CHI | 1 |
| I | Odell Thurman MLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Mark Simoneau MLB NO | 5 |
| S | Shawn Barber OLB PHI | 4 |
| S | Jason Taylor DE MIA | 29 |
| S | Bryant McFadden CB PIT | 3 |
| B | Nick Harper CB IND | 6 |
| S | Dunta Robinson CB HOU | 14 |
| I | Jamar Fletcher CB DET | 0 |
| B | Clinton Hart S LAC | 1 |
| S | Mike Adams S SF | 0 |
| B | Chris Crocker S ATL | 3 |
| S | Chris Hope S TEN | 8 |
| S | Dave Zastudil P CLE | 3 |
| I | Donnie Jones P MIA | 0 |
| S | Pittsburgh DST PIT | -3 |
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| I | Brad Johnson QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Gus Frerotte QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Marc Bulger QB LAR | 10 |
| S | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Brooks Bollinger QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Andre Gurode OC/OG DAL | 7 |
| I | Jake Grove OC LV | 0 |
| I | Blaine Saipaia OG/OT DET | 0 |
| S | Will Shields OG KC | 10 |
| S | Vince Manuwai OG JAC | 12 |
| I | Eric Steinbach OG CIN | 0 |
| I | Jeremy Bridges OT CAR | 0 |
| I | Kevin Shaffer OT CLE | 0 |
| S | Jon Jansen OT WAS | 3 |
| S | Jonas Jennings OT SF | 14 |
| I | Roman Oben OT LAC | 0 |
| I | Ephraim Salaam OT HOU | 0 |
| B | Michael Robinson RB SF | 1 |
| B | Stephen Davis RB LAR | 0 |
| I | Cedric Houston RB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Ryan Moats RB PHI | 0 |
| S | Larry Johnson RB KC | 31 |
| S | Steven Jackson RB LAR | 15 |
| B | Joe Jurevicius WR CLE | 1 |
| B | Bobby Wade WR TEN | 1 |
| S | Marvin Harrison WR IND | 11 |
| B | Demetrius Williams WR BAL | 1 |
| S | Chad Johnson WR CIN | 46 |
| B | Roddy White WR ATL | 2 |
| S | Kevin Curtis WR LAR | 0 |
| I | Jason Elam K DEN | 0 |
| S | Robbie Gould K CHI | 4 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 0 |
| S | Bertrand Berry DE ARI | 11 |
| I | Patrick Kerney DE ATL | 0 |
| I | Reggie Hayward DE ??? | 0 |
| B | Robaire Smith DT TEN | 1 |
| S | Kevin Williams DT MIN | 2 |
| S | Rod Coleman DT ATL | 2 |
| B | Corey Williams DT GB | 1 |
| S | Vonnie Holliday DE MIA | 8 |
| S | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 6 |
| S | Cato June OLB IND | 9 |
| S | Al Wilson MLB DEN | 6 |
| B | Stephen Tulloch MLB TEN | 5 |
| I | Mike Peterson MLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Reggie Torbor OLB NYG | 5 |
| S | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 6 |
| B | Gary Baxter CB CLE | 0 |
| B | Andre' Goodman CB MIA | 2 |
| B | Lewis Sanders CB HOU | 0 |
| B | Drayton Florence CB LAC | 4 |
| S | Nnamdi Asomugha CB LV | 12 |
| I | Mike Green S SEA | 0 |
| B | Adam Archuleta S WAS | 1 |
| I | Jimmy Williams CB ATL | 0 |
| S | Brodney Pool S CLE | 8 |
| I | Tony Parrish S DAL | 0 |
| S | Shaun Williams S CAR | 2 |
| B | Chad Williams S SF | 0 |
| B | Jordan Babineaux S SEA | 4 |
| I | Todd Sauerbrun P NE | 0 |
| S | Michael Koenen P ATL | 4 |
| S | Tennessee DST TEN | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Yikes! RNR has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, electrocuted the dog with a toaster. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
And so now it stands that PC trails the all-time series 12-15 against RNR. PC has a 8-4 regular season record (0-1 in this year's playoffs). RNR has a 6-6 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw PC bludgeoning RNR as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 38-26 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
Things went very well for the PC squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 293 points, 175 on offense and 118 on defense. Alex Smith with 36 points on offense and Jason Taylor with 29 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Glenn Good, "Sure, I'm a bit concerned about a few things.. For one, Zach Thomas was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite. His bones are made of flubber, so I don't think that's the problem. At least I wouldn't call that a break per se. Still, he's too much of a little baby to play with that little bruise. Broken vertabrae? I doubt that very much. It's clear who is here just to collect a check and frankly, I won't forget it. As for those DST? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with absolutely nothing instead of playing. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was Kevan Barlow. His hideous effort yielded a resigned sigh from his teammates.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Glenn Good exclaimed, "Thinking about them forces me to draw parallels between them and the Bulgarians." He was quick to add, "Erm, the Byzantine Empire had to deal with those clods... made themselves quite a nuisance 'til Basil crushed 'em and cut their eyes out - well, he left a couple of 'em with one eye so's they could guide the others home. I can't help but think that motivations such as that would help their cause." In response, the RNR coach exclaimed, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." |
