| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | WHO DAT | 188 | 104 | 292 | 40 | | Home | Demonic Hordes | 175 | 108 | 283 | 36 |
| Demonic Hordes |
WHO DAT |
|---|
| S | Billy Volek QB LAC | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 3 |
| S | Charlie Whitehurst QB LAC | 0 |
| I | David Garrard QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Byron Leftwich QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Quinn Gray QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Tom Nalen OC DEN | 3 |
| I | Richie Incognito OG LAR | 0 |
| I | P.J. Alexander OG ATL | 0 |
| I | Chris Bober OG/OT KC | 0 |
| I | Cooper Carlisle OG DEN | 0 |
| S | Larry Allen OG SF | 13 |
| S | Floyd Womack OG SEA | 13 |
| S | David Stewart OT TEN | 7 |
| S | Wayne Gandy OT ATL | 16 |
| I | Marvel Smith OT PIT | 0 |
| I | Mark Tauscher OT GB | 0 |
| I | Eric Ghiaciuc OC CIN | 0 |
| I | Verron Haynes FB PIT | 0 |
| I | LenDale White RB TEN | 0 |
| B | Maurice Morris RB SEA | 0 |
| S | Julius Jones RB DAL | 5 |
| I | Vernand Morency RB GB | 0 |
| S | Shaun Alexander RB SEA | 26 |
| B | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 4 |
| S | Javon Walker WR DEN | 14 |
| B | Terrance Copper WR NO | 3 |
| B | Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ | 5 |
| B | Donte' Stallworth WR PHI | 1 |
| B | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 5 |
| S | Alge Crumpler TE ATL | 18 |
| S | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 22 |
| B | Brandon Manumaleuna TE LAC | 3 |
| S | Morten Andersen K ATL | 7 |
| I | Neil Rackers K ARI | 0 |
| S | New England OST NE | 3 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 8 |
| S | Victor Adeyanju DE LAR | 0 |
| S | Charles Grant DE NO | 9 |
| I | John Abraham DE ATL | 0 |
| B | Carlos Polk ILB LAC | 2 |
| B | Rosevelt Colvin OLB NE | 3 |
| I | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 0 |
| S | Takeo Spikes OLB BUF | 3 |
| B | Jeff Ulbrich ILB SF | 1 |
| B | Brian Simmons OLB CIN | 0 |
| S | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 4 |
| B | Peter Sirmon OLB TEN | 3 |
| S | Donnie Edwards ILB LAC | 10 |
| B | Gilbert Gardner OLB IND | 0 |
| I | Tommy Polley LB ??? | 0 |
| B | Brian Williams CB JAC | 0 |
| S | Darrent Williams CB DEN | 14 |
| S | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 6 |
| S | Ken Hamlin S SEA | 5 |
| B | Darren Sharper S MIN | 2 |
| S | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 24 |
| S | Corey Chavous S LAR | 6 |
| B | Antoine Bethea S IND | 2 |
| B | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 1 |
| B | Fabian Washington CB LV | 2 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 3 |
| I | Indianapolis DST IND | 0 |
| S | Tampa Bay DST TB | 0 |
|
| S | Anthony Wright QB CIN | 3 |
| I | Chris Weinke QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Doug Johnson QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 43 |
| I | Brett Basanez QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Robbie Tobeck OC SEA | 0 |
| S | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 8 |
| S | Chris Naeole OG JAC | 10 |
| S | Kris Dielman OG LAC | 0 |
| I | Kynan Forney OG ATL | 0 |
| I | Luke Petitgout OT NYG | 0 |
| S | L.J. Shelton OT MIA | 11 |
| I | Winston Justice OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Fred Miller OT CHI | 9 |
| B | Reuben Droughns RB CLE | 1 |
| B | Mewelde Moore RB MIN | 0 |
| B | Nick Goings RB CAR | 2 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB CHI | 13 |
| I | Adrian Peterson RB CHI | 0 |
| I | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 0 |
| S | Marty Booker WR MIA | 34 |
| S | Drew Bennett WR TEN | 8 |
| B | D.J. Hackett WR SEA | 5 |
| I | Greg Lewis WR PHI | 0 |
| S | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 23 |
| S | Antonio Bryant WR SF | 9 |
| I | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 0 |
| S | Joe Nedney K SF | 5 |
| I | Josh Brown K SEA | 0 |
| S | Minnesota OST MIN | 4 |
| I | Saint Louis OST LAR | 0 |
| B | Phillip Daniels DE WAS | 4 |
| S | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 4 |
| S | Randy Starks DT TEN | 1 |
| S | Rocky Bernard DT SEA | 3 |
| B | Ted Washington DT CLE | 1 |
| B | Warrick Holdman OLB WAS | 2 |
| S | Adalius Thomas OLB BAL | 19 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 20 |
| I | Khary Campbell OLB WAS | 0 |
| B | Chris Draft MLB CAR | 7 |
| B | Orlando Huff OLB ARI | 2 |
| S | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 11 |
| S | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 10 |
| I | Chad Brown LB PIT | 0 |
| B | Derrick Burgess DE LV | 1 |
| B | R.W. McQuarters CB NYG | 3 |
| S | Fred Thomas CB NO | 0 |
| B | David Barrett CB NYJ | 2 |
| B | Joselio Hanson DB PHI | 0 |
| I | Deltha O'Neal CB CIN | 0 |
| B | Fernando Bryant CB DET | 5 |
| B | Omar Stoutmire S NO | 3 |
| S | Michael Huff S LV | 4 |
| B | Travares Tillman S MIA | 0 |
| S | Kenoy Kennedy S DET | 0 |
| S | Shawntae Spencer CB SF | 0 |
| S | Mat McBriar P DAL | 2 |
| S | New Orleans DST NO | 0 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the LLL franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, DH, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged DH, every LLL player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, LLL ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that LLL can exhale today is that DH was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so blundering as they heaved a sharpened stick during the game and set fire to my neighbor's gaudy yard art - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 40-36 in front of a despondent home crowd for LLL was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the blundering DH have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. LLL sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the LLL defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the DH quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Robert Mathis with 20 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, LLL might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - DH's very own Yeremiah Bell. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the DH coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader.
"Picking on Yeremiah Bell was a part of the game plan," Carson Palmer with 43 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on DH to deliver. LLL trails the all-time series 3-25 against DH. LLL has a 1-11 regular season record. DH has a 9-3 regular season record (1-2 in this year's playoffs).
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Scott Lawrence grumbled, "I'm not saying that this is true, mind you, but I'm not saying it isn't. I heard tell that that owner of theirs has been kidnapping small children and selling them on the Chinese black market. Do I respect him? Does anyone?" In response, the DH coach waxed poetic, stating, "I suppose every league needs a doormat. I feel some degree of scorn for them to be sure, but mostly, I just shake my head and watch them bumble their way from game to game with a sense of detached amusement." |
