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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press) I get paid very well doing something I usually enjoy. There are, however, occasional games that I only report on under silent protest. Let me begin by being brutally honest. PC is quite the incompetent team, wholly outclassed in all aspects of the game by AW. OK, so not everyone who wears the uniform should be allowed to suit up. Such is most certainly the case for Adam Snyder, the greatest goat this side of the fairytale land of satyrs, unicorns, pixies, and winning PC seasons. This journalist found himself maintaining sanity amidst the botched stumbling of Donald Driver and his sidekicks by drinking heavily and choking down moldy peanuts. Now, to PC's credit, they willingly subjected themselves to this game, knowing full well how it was likely to turn out, but I place a great deal of blame on AW for opting for this game over a likely more challenging foray against the Vienna Boy's Choir. Donald Driver considered this when he said, "We had a chance at the beginning, man. We hung in there through the opening kickoff. We fought, but after that, we just didn't get her done. It's a bit disappointing, to be sure." Adam Snyder considered this when he said, "It really doesn't matter, I mean, we lost the game. I had full command of everything that was going on out there, just like I thought I would. I mean, again, you try to practice hard to try and prepare you for the game, but when you get in game situation, you have to take care of the little things and I think we didn't do that today AW has senselessly deluged PC as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic, publicly humiliating them by the tune of 40-3 in front of a despondent home crowd. AW is all knotted up in the all-time series 7-7 against PC. AW has a 4-8 regular season record. PC has a 8-4 regular season record (0-1 in this year's playoffs). Things went very well for the AW squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 290 points, 180 on offense and 110 on defense. Drew Brees with 44 points on offense and Richard Seymour with 16 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Tim Shoemaker, "Sure, I'm a bit concerned about a few things.. For one, Jahri Evans performed like a spasmodic violinist. Stimulus. Response. That's all there is to it. Pavlov had a dog and I've got this idiot. I've noticed that the red tazer in particular gets him ready for the games. As for those OST? They were utterly incompetent, gaining absolutely nothing instead of playing. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Justin Miller. "Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Tim Shoemaker droned, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the PC coach waxed poetic, stating, "Who? Do they even play professional football?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||