| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 149 | 115 | 264 | 5 | | Home | KC Komodos | 144 | 139 | 283 | 15 |
| KC Komodos |
Blue Brigade |
|---|
| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 11 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 5 |
| S | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 1 |
| I | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 0 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 5 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 9 |
| I | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 13 |
| I | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 13 |
| B | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 3 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 9 |
| I | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 2 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 1 |
| B | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 1 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 17 |
| B | Chad Jackson WR NE | 0 |
| B | Nate Washington WR PIT | 3 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 14 |
| B | Michael Clayton WR TB | 3 |
| B | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 7 |
| S | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 8 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 1 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 4 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 10 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 15 |
| B | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 3 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 3 |
| S | Ian Scott DT CHI | 2 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 3 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 7 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 3 |
| B | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 2 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 35 |
| S | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 11 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 7 |
| I | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| B | Abdul Hodge MLB GB | 0 |
| S | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 17 |
| I | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| B | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 2 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 8 |
| S | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 1 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 8 |
| S | Dawan Landry S BAL | 7 |
| I | Mike Doss S IND | 0 |
| B | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 1 |
| B | Michael Boulware S SEA | 0 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P GB | 3 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 1 |
|
| I | Jake Plummer QB DEN | 0 |
| S | Mark Brunell QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Jay Cutler QB DEN | 0 |
| S | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 10 |
| S | Todd Collins QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Kevin Mawae OC TEN | 0 |
| I | Andy McCollum OC LAR | 0 |
| S | Roberto Garza OG CHI | 5 |
| S | Jason Spitz OC/OG GB | 14 |
| S | Stephen Neal OG NE | 8 |
| I | Adam Timmerman OG LAR | 0 |
| S | Tarik Glenn OT IND | 14 |
| I | Kevin Sampson OT KC | 0 |
| S | Jonathan Stinchcomb OT NO | 10 |
| I | Rudi Johnson RB CIN | 0 |
| S | Marion Barber RB DAL | 21 |
| B | Cedric Benson RB CHI | 3 |
| B | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 4 |
| S | Kevin Jones RB DET | 17 |
| B | Joe Horn WR NO | 1 |
| B | Peerless Price WR BUF | 3 |
| B | Rod Smith WR DEN | -1 |
| B | Dennis Northcutt WR CLE | 0 |
| S | Muhsin Muhammad WR CHI | 3 |
| I | Arnaz Battle WR SF | 0 |
| I | Ernie Conwell TE NO | 0 |
| I | Alex Smith TE TB | 0 |
| S | Jason Witten TE DAL | 22 |
| S | Jerramy Stevens TE SEA | 8 |
| S | Ryan Longwell K MIN | 7 |
| I | Rob Bironas K TEN | 0 |
| S | Kansas City OST KC | 0 |
| S | Jarvis Green DE NE | 0 |
| I | Anthony Weaver DE HOU | 0 |
| S | Bryant Young DE SF | 3 |
| I | Pat Williams DT MIN | 0 |
| S | Kris Jenkins DT CAR | 4 |
| S | Fred Robbins DT NYG | 3 |
| S | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 6 |
| B | Shantee Orr OLB HOU | 0 |
| B | Mike Vrabel OLB NE | 11 |
| B | London Fletcher MLB BUF | 3 |
| S | Will Witherspoon MLB LAR | 9 |
| B | Sam Williams OLB LV | 3 |
| S | Joey Porter OLB PIT | 9 |
| I | Carlos Emmons OLB NYG | 0 |
| B | Na'il Diggs OLB CAR | 2 |
| S | Ronde Barber CB TB | 8 |
| B | Ricky Manning CB CHI | 9 |
| B | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 1 |
| B | Deshea Townsend CB PIT | 5 |
| S | Walt Harris CB SF | 6 |
| B | Robert Griffith S ARI | 2 |
| B | Charles Woodson CB GB | 5 |
| S | Roy Williams S DAL | 8 |
| B | Antrel Rolle CB ARI | 2 |
| I | Mike Brown S CHI | 0 |
| S | Dwight Smith S MIN | 3 |
| I | Chris Hanson P JAC | 0 |
| S | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 7 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 6 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Jason Witten stated, "We know it's going to be a hard-fought game when we play these clowns - tough, physical... It's important to win the physical football games because you put so much into it. We didn't do that today. Every time I looked up, I heard the crowd and I figured it was another turnover. It's tough to lose when you've worked all week. Mentally, you have to let it go." Well no kidding, Einstein. BB was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. Yikes! BB has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, convinced my cousin to join the circus. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
So now the series stands DS leads the all-time series 16-11 against BB. DS has a 4-8 regular season record. BB has a 8-4 regular season record (1-1 in this year's playoffs). The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw DS has decaffeinated BB as though they were horses being sent to the glue factory 15-5 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They were almost perfect on the DS squad particularly on the defensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 283 points, 144 on offense and 139 on defense. Eddie Kennison with 28 points on offense and DeMeco Ryans with 35 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, team goat of the game goes to Michael Boulware. I've come up with a
motivational plan for every player I deem to be failing to live up to their potential..."
Says Michael Boulware, pouring out of a far-too-tight yellow bikini, "I have nothing to say about this."
DeMeco Ryans added, "Words fail me... got it? I ain't had a single night's sleep since coach made that call last Monday, man. I keep waking up screaming. I mean dang, man... time to put some time on the thigh-master."
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Jeffrey Leiss noted, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." In response, the BB coach considered this when he said, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." |
