| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 182 | 123 | 305 | 35 | | Home | Demonic Hordes | 183 | 112 | 295 | 30 |
| Demonic Hordes |
KC Komodos |
|---|
| S | Billy Volek QB LAC | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 35 |
| S | Charlie Whitehurst QB LAC | 0 |
| I | David Garrard QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Byron Leftwich QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Quinn Gray QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Tom Nalen OC DEN | 3 |
| I | Richie Incognito OG LAR | 0 |
| I | Brandon Moore OG NYJ | 0 |
| I | Cooper Carlisle OG DEN | 0 |
| S | Larry Allen OG SF | 4 |
| S | Floyd Womack OG SEA | 5 |
| S | David Stewart OT TEN | 14 |
| S | Wayne Gandy OT ATL | 5 |
| I | Marvel Smith OT PIT | 0 |
| I | Mark Tauscher OT GB | 0 |
| I | Eric Ghiaciuc OC CIN | 0 |
| I | Verron Haynes FB PIT | 0 |
| I | LenDale White RB TEN | 0 |
| S | Shaun Alexander RB SEA | 7 |
| I | Maurice Morris RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Julius Jones RB DAL | 6 |
| I | Vernand Morency RB GB | 0 |
| S | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 24 |
| B | Javon Walker WR DEN | 3 |
| I | Vincent Jackson WR LAC | 0 |
| S | Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ | 10 |
| B | Donte' Stallworth WR PHI | 3 |
| B | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 4 |
| S | Alge Crumpler TE ATL | 11 |
| S | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 19 |
| B | Brandon Manumaleuna TE LAC | 5 |
| I | Neil Rackers K ARI | 0 |
| S | Morten Andersen K ATL | 8 |
| S | New England OST NE | 13 |
| I | San Diego OST LAC | 0 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 4 |
| S | Charles Grant DE NO | 3 |
| I | Victor Adeyanju DE LAR | 0 |
| S | John Abraham DE ATL | 10 |
| B | Willie McGinest OLB CLE | 4 |
| I | James Anderson OLB CAR | 0 |
| S | Rosevelt Colvin OLB NE | 5 |
| B | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 1 |
| S | Takeo Spikes OLB BUF | 3 |
| B | Jeff Ulbrich ILB SF | 3 |
| B | Brian Simmons OLB CIN | 6 |
| B | Peter Sirmon OLB TEN | 4 |
| S | Donnie Edwards ILB LAC | 8 |
| S | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 7 |
| I | Tommy Polley LB ??? | 0 |
| B | Gilbert Gardner OLB IND | 0 |
| S | Darrent Williams CB DEN | 8 |
| S | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 6 |
| B | Brian Williams CB JAC | 4 |
| B | Darren Sharper S MIN | 5 |
| S | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 9 |
| S | Ken Hamlin S SEA | 4 |
| B | Antoine Bethea S IND | 0 |
| B | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 9 |
| B | Corey Chavous S LAR | 3 |
| B | Fabian Washington CB LV | 5 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 7 |
| S | Indianapolis DST IND | -6 |
|
| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 41 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 19 |
| S | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 10 |
| I | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 0 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 5 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 12 |
| I | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 11 |
| I | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| B | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 0 |
| S | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | -1 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 5 |
| I | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 7 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 1 |
| B | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 1 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 24 |
| B | Chad Jackson WR NE | 0 |
| B | Nate Washington WR PIT | 4 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 13 |
| I | Michael Clayton WR TB | 0 |
| B | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 1 |
| S | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 24 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 0 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 5 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 0 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 5 |
| B | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 2 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 6 |
| S | Ian Scott DT CHI | 4 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 2 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 6 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 3 |
| B | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 1 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 13 |
| S | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 12 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 8 |
| I | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| B | Abdul Hodge MLB GB | 0 |
| S | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 17 |
| I | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| I | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| B | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 4 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 1 |
| S | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 0 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 15 |
| S | Dawan Landry S BAL | 4 |
| I | Mike Doss S IND | 0 |
| B | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 3 |
| B | Michael Boulware S SEA | 1 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P GB | 2 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 14 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Philip Rivers shot, "Whoa... we got our backends handed to us today and that's for sure. Coach is steering us toward a high draft pick and a wasted season. I can only hope that he trades me to someone capable of winning before my career ends." Well no kidding, Einstein. DH was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. "You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Gilbert Gardner in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as angry as an animal rights activist stumbling into an NRA convention.
So now the series stands DS trails the all-time series 3-26 against DH. DS has a 4-8 regular season record. DH has a 9-3 regular season record (1-2 in this year's playoffs) having just lost the Division Championship game. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw DS bludgeoning DH as though they were naught but a group of frenchmen on the battlefield 35-30 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the DS squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 305 points, 182 on offense and 123 on defense. Matt Hasselbeck with 41 points on offense and Kirk Morrison with 17 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, team goat of the game goes to Brandon Jacobs. In the end, these men are kinda like my kids. As any parent knows, from time to time, you just can't always get through to them without getting creative..."
Says Brandon Jacobs, pouring out of a far-too-tight yellow bikini, "I have nothing to say about this."
Brad Meester added, "Words fail me... got it? I ain't had a single night's sleep since coach made that call last Monday, man. I keep waking up screaming. I mean dang, man... time to put some time on the thigh-master."
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Jeffrey Leiss shot, "Hitler, Stalin... perhaps a few others... yeah, he belongs on that exclusive list, if you catch my drift. I sleep well at night, but given all the people he's no doubt stomped on to get where he is, I doubt the same can be said of him." In response, the DH coach blathered, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." |
