| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 126 | 117 | 243 | 7 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 225 | 113 | 338 | 54 |
| Southside Salamanders |
KC Komodos |
|---|
| I | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 0 |
| S | Brett Favre QB GB | 3 |
| S | Todd Bouman QB ??? | 0 |
| I | David Carr QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Quinton Porter QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Ingle Martin QB GB | 0 |
| I | John Wade OC TB | 0 |
| S | Scott Wells OC/OG GB | 9 |
| I | Ruben Brown OG CHI | 0 |
| I | Bennie Anderson OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Mike Goff OG LAC | 11 |
| S | Todd Weiner OT ATL | 5 |
| I | Kwame Harris OT SF | 0 |
| S | Tra Thomas OT PHI | 11 |
| S | Jake Scott OG IND | 8 |
| S | Frank Gore RB SF | 31 |
| B | Ahman Green RB GB | 7 |
| I | Jerome Harrison RB CLE | 0 |
| I | Greg Jennings WR GB | 0 |
| B | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 5 |
| S | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 23 |
| S | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 45 |
| B | George Wrighster TE JAC | 6 |
| S | Kellen Winslow TE CLE | 18 |
| B | Joe Klopfenstein TE LAR | 2 |
| S | Chris Cooley TE WAS | 24 |
| B | Reggie Kelly TE CIN | 2 |
| B | Owen Daniels TE HOU | 2 |
| S | Rian Lindell K BUF | 3 |
| I | Matt Bryant K TB | 0 |
| S | Oakland OST LV | 6 |
| S | Grant Wistrom DE SEA | 3 |
| I | Greg Ellis DE DAL | 0 |
| S | Kelly Gregg NT BAL | 3 |
| I | Dwight Freeney DE IND | 0 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 16 |
| S | Keith Bulluck OLB TEN | 13 |
| B | Ryan Nece OLB TB | 4 |
| B | Scott Shanle ILB NO | 3 |
| I | Chad Greenway OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Daryl Smith OLB JAC | 3 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB SF | 3 |
| I | Barry Gardner ILB ??? | 0 |
| S | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 5 |
| S | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 8 |
| B | D.J. Williams OLB DEN | 2 |
| B | Brady Poppinga LB GB | 3 |
| B | Kelly Herndon CB SEA | 3 |
| B | Sheldon Brown CB PHI | 3 |
| S | Rashean Mathis CB JAC | 2 |
| S | Alex Brown DE CHI | 1 |
| I | Corey Webster CB NYG | 0 |
| I | Jason David CB IND | 0 |
| S | Daven Holly CB CLE | 4 |
| S | Sean Jones S CLE | 9 |
| S | Stuart Schweigert S LV | 6 |
| B | Daniel Bullocks S DET | 3 |
| B | C.C. Brown S HOU | 0 |
| I | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 0 |
| B | Nick Collins S GB | 2 |
| I | Jason Allen DB MIA | 0 |
| S | Craig Hentrich P TEN | 7 |
| I | Derrick Frost P WAS | 0 |
| S | Cincinnati DST CIN | 7 |
|
| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 13 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 12 |
| S | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 4 |
| I | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 0 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 5 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 5 |
| I | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 9 |
| I | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 5 |
| B | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 1 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 10 |
| I | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 5 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 6 |
| B | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 2 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 14 |
| I | Chad Jackson WR NE | 0 |
| B | Nate Washington WR PIT | 1 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 12 |
| B | Michael Clayton WR TB | 0 |
| B | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 3 |
| S | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 5 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 1 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 13 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 0 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 5 |
| B | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 1 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 4 |
| S | Ian Scott DT CHI | 10 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 3 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 5 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 4 |
| B | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 7 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 9 |
| S | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 7 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 7 |
| I | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| B | Abdul Hodge MLB GB | 0 |
| S | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 9 |
| I | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| I | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| S | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 10 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 6 |
| B | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 2 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 8 |
| S | Dawan Landry S BAL | 9 |
| I | Mike Doss S IND | 0 |
| B | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 2 |
| B | Michael Boulware S SEA | 1 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P GB | 2 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 6 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the SRS franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, DS, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged DS, every SRS player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, SRS ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that SRS can exhale today is that DS was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so pathetic as they thrust a meat cleaver during the game and ate my sister's homework - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 54-7 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for SRS was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the pathetic DS have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. SRS sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the SRS defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the DS quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Dwight Freeney with 29 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, SRS might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - DS's very own Jerametrius Butler. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the DS coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he performed like a spasmodic violinist.
"Picking on Jerametrius Butler was a part of the game plan," Desmond Clark with 45 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on DS to deliver. SRS leads the all-time series 11-4 against DS. SRS has a 12-0 regular season record (2-0 in this year's playoffs) having just won the Conference Championship game. DS has a 4-8 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Allen Cummings exclaimed, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the DS coach exclaimed, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
