| Off | Def | Total | Score |
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| Away | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 134 | 99 | 233 | 7 | | Home | KC Komodos | 145 | 120 | 265 | 23 |
| KC Komodos |
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
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| S | David Greene QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 2 |
| I | Aaron Brooks QB LV | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| I | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 12 |
| I | Rex Hadnot OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Sean Mahan OC/OG TB | 4 |
| S | Chris Gray OG SEA | 5 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT MIN | 1 |
| I | Langston Walker OT LV | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 16 |
| I | Eric Shelton RB CAR | 0 |
| I | Curtis Martin RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 12 |
| B | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 0 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 18 |
| I | Labrandon Toefield RB JAC | 0 |
| I | Lee Suggs RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 7 |
| B | Travis Taylor WR MIN | 1 |
| B | Justin McCareins WR NYJ | 2 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 20 |
| B | Chad Jackson WR NE | 0 |
| B | Nate Washington WR PIT | 1 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | -1 |
| I | Michael Clayton WR TB | 0 |
| B | Eddie Kennison WR KC | 3 |
| S | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 27 |
| B | Ernest Wilford WR JAC | 2 |
| S | Lawrence Tynes K KC | 9 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 0 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka DE NYG | 5 |
| B | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 4 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 4 |
| S | Ian Scott DT CHI | 6 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CIN | 5 |
| S | Jared Allen DE KC | 18 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 0 |
| B | Tully Banta-Cain OLB NE | 3 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans LB HOU | 9 |
| S | Bart Scott OLB BAL | 7 |
| B | Shelton Quarles MLB TB | 2 |
| I | Jordan Beck LB ATL | 0 |
| I | Abdul Hodge MLB GB | 0 |
| S | Kirk Morrison OLB LV | 11 |
| I | Pat Thomas OLB JAC | 0 |
| B | Jerametrius Butler CB LAR | 0 |
| S | Leigh Bodden CB CLE | 0 |
| S | Lito Sheppard CB PHI | 8 |
| B | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 6 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S NYG | 5 |
| S | Dawan Landry S BAL | 13 |
| I | Mike Doss S IND | 0 |
| B | Terrence Kiel S LAC | 2 |
| B | Michael Boulware S SEA | 3 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P GB | 4 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 5 |
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| S | Jamie Martin QB NO | 0 |
| I | Jon Kitna QB DET | 0 |
| I | Josh McCown QB DET | 0 |
| I | Dan Orlovsky QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 11 |
| I | Shaun O'Hara OC NYG | 0 |
| S | Jahri Evans OT NO | 11 |
| S | Justin Smiley OG SF | 4 |
| S | Chris Spencer OC SEA | 4 |
| S | Tyson Clabo OG ATL | 2 |
| I | Max Starks OT PIT | 0 |
| S | Chad Clifton OT GB | 9 |
| I | Shawn Andrews OG PHI | 0 |
| I | George Foster OT DEN | 0 |
| S | Justin Griffith FB ATL | 3 |
| B | Mike Karney FB NO | 3 |
| S | Jamal Lewis RB BAL | 20 |
| I | DeShaun Foster RB CAR | 0 |
| S | Reggie Bush RB NO | 26 |
| I | Patrick Crayton WR DAL | 0 |
| S | Chris Chambers WR MIA | 3 |
| S | Plaxico Burress WR NYG | 13 |
| B | Reche Caldwell WR NE | 2 |
| I | Brandon Stokley WR IND | 0 |
| B | Eric Johnson TE SF | 1 |
| B | Bryan Fletcher TE IND | 4 |
| B | Mark Campbell TE NO | 3 |
| B | Brandon Manumaleuna TE LAC | 2 |
| I | Ben Troupe TE TEN | 0 |
| S | Dave Rayner K GB | 9 |
| I | Jeff Reed K PIT | 0 |
| S | Cleveland OST CLE | 4 |
| S | Cory Redding DE DET | 1 |
| I | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 0 |
| B | Matt Roth DE MIA | 1 |
| I | Seth Payne DT HOU | 0 |
| S | Richard Seymour DE NE | 3 |
| S | Ellis Wyms DT TB | 1 |
| I | Cullen Jenkins DE GB | 0 |
| S | Barry Cofield DT NYG | 2 |
| I | Erasmus James DE MIN | 0 |
| B | Scott Fujita OLB NO | 4 |
| B | Rob Morris MLB IND | 3 |
| S | Shaun Phillips OLB LAC | 4 |
| B | Kawika Mitchell MLB KC | 7 |
| B | David Thornton OLB TEN | 3 |
| I | Parys Haralson OLB SF | 0 |
| S | Ernie Sims OLB DET | 6 |
| I | Dan Morgan MLB CAR | 0 |
| S | Lofa Tatupu MLB SEA | 15 |
| I | Barrett Ruud MLB TB | 0 |
| B | Ike Taylor CB PIT | 2 |
| S | Demarcus Faggins CB HOU | 3 |
| B | Kelly Jennings CB SEA | 3 |
| S | Terrence McGee CB BUF | 1 |
| S | Sean Considine S PHI | 5 |
| S | Glenn Earl S HOU | 2 |
| B | James Sanders S NE | 2 |
| I | Michael Lewis S PHI | 0 |
| B | Ko Simpson S BUF | 3 |
| B | Renaldo Hill CB MIA | 3 |
| B | Justin Miller CB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 11 |
| I | Josh Miller P NE | 0 |
| S | Cleveland DST CLE | 13 |
| I | Detroit DST DET | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press)
I get paid very well doing something I usually enjoy. There are, however, occasional games that I only report on under silent protest. Let me begin by being brutally honest. AW is quite the ascetic team, wholly outclassed in all aspects of the game by DS. Yikes! AW has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, drove the family station wagon through the front bay window. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
Jamal Lewis grumbled, "We know it's going to be a hard-fought game when we play these clowns - tough, physical... It's important to win the physical football games because you put so much into it. We didn't do that today. Every time I looked up, I heard the crowd and I figured it was another turnover. It's tough to lose when you've worked all week. Mentally, you have to let it go."
Barry Cofield noted, "Word up... I ain't showed nothin' today 'cuz dey wuz cheating. No, I ain't sayin' dat... les jus say dat if the refs had any guts, dey woulda been throwin' their little yellow hankies all over 'round me. Da way I was disrespected out there was sick, dude."
DS has staggered AW like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den, overcoming their foes by the tune of 23-7 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd. DS leads the all-time series 2-1 against AW. DS has a 4-8 regular season record. AW has a 4-8 regular season record. Things went very well for the DS squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 265 points, 145 on offense and 120 on defense. Larry Fitzgerald with 20 points on offense and Jared Allen with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Jeffrey Leiss, "We have to get a lot better next week.. For one, Larry Fitzgerald played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader. Medically speaking, his body should be donated to science, there's so much wrong with him. At least, that's gotta be the case given the number of plays he likes to take off . As for those OST? They showed their ineptitude by amassing absolutely nothing while taking the day off. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Steve Smith.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Jeffrey Leiss groaned, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." In response, the AW coach exclaimed, "I feel kinda sorry for them, to be honest. I mean, how can you be that inept, that pitiable? I guess they occasionally get my blood flowing, but for the most part, playing them is about as exciting as rearranging my sock drawer." |
