| Off | Def | Total | Score |
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| Away | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 270 | 105 | 375 | 76 | | Home | Atlantic Riptide | 245 | 118 | 363 | 70 |
| Atlantic Riptide |
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
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| I | Brian Griese QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Tom Brady QB NE | 58 |
| I | Rex Grossman QB CHI | 0 |
| I | Kyle Orton QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Matt Cassel QB NE | 0 |
| S | Matt Gutierrez QB NE | 0 |
| I | Jonathan Goodwin OC/OG NO | 0 |
| S | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 9 |
| S | Rich Seubert OG NYG | 10 |
| I | Willie Colon OT PIT | 0 |
| S | Matt Lepsis OT DEN | 14 |
| S | David Diehl OG/OT NYG | 9 |
| S | Marcus McNeill OT LAC | 9 |
| I | Andrew Whitworth OG/OT CIN | 0 |
| I | Jared Gaither OL BAL | 0 |
| I | Tatum Bell RB DET | 0 |
| B | Derrick Ward RB NYG | 0 |
| I | Ricky Williams RB MIA | 0 |
| B | Andre Hall RB DEN | 0 |
| S | Ryan Grant RB GB | 28 |
| S | Brian Westbrook RB PHI | 24 |
| S | Terrell Owens WR DAL | 6 |
| B | Plaxico Burress WR NYG | 8 |
| B | Roy Williams WR DET | 0 |
| B | Koren Robinson WR GB | 2 |
| B | Brad Smith WR/RB NYJ | 2 |
| S | Andre Johnson WR HOU | 26 |
| B | Ike Hilliard WR TB | 1 |
| S | Hines Ward WR PIT | 10 |
| I | John Kasay K CAR | 0 |
| S | Jason Elam K DEN | 11 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 14 |
| I | San Diego OST LAC | 0 |
| I | Jeremiah Ratliff NT DAL | 0 |
| S | Julius Peppers DE CAR | 2 |
| B | Mark Anderson DE CHI | 2 |
| S | Greg Ellis OLB DAL | 10 |
| I | Alan Branch NT ARI | 0 |
| I | Anthony McFarland NT ??? | 0 |
| S | Shaun Smith NT CLE | 4 |
| S | Lance Briggs OLB CHI | 6 |
| I | Anthony Schlegel ILB CIN | 0 |
| S | Trent Cole DE/OLB PHI | 13 |
| B | Tyjuan Hagler OLB IND | 2 |
| S | Ray Lewis ILB BAL | 8 |
| S | Tedy Bruschi ILB NE | 7 |
| B | Junior Seau LB NE | 4 |
| B | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 1 |
| I | Leon Williams ILB CLE | 0 |
| B | Jason Craft CB NO | 3 |
| S | Fred Bennett CB HOU | 8 |
| S | Cedric Griffin CB MIN | 11 |
| B | Marcus McCauley CB MIN | 0 |
| B | Anthony Henry CB DAL | 3 |
| B | Jabari Greer CB BUF | 2 |
| B | Mark Roman S SF | 2 |
| S | Jermaine Phillips S TB | 4 |
| I | Mike Brown S CHI | 0 |
| B | Michael Johnson S NYG | 3 |
| I | Erik Coleman S NYJ | 0 |
| S | Quintin Mikell S PHI | 6 |
| S | Chris Kluwe P MIN | 5 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 12 |
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| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 51 |
| S | Jamie Martin QB NO | 0 |
| S | Tyler Palko QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Chris Redman QB ATL | 0 |
| I | Byron Leftwich QB ATL | 0 |
| I | Joey Harrington QB ATL | 0 |
| S | Jason Spitz OC/OG GB | 14 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 14 |
| S | Chris Kuper OG DEN | 14 |
| I | Chris Spencer OC SEA | 0 |
| S | Ryan Tucker OT CLE | 11 |
| I | Joe Staley OT SF | 0 |
| I | Shawn Andrews OG/OT PHI | 0 |
| S | Chad Clifton OT GB | 14 |
| S | Korey Hall FB GB | 18 |
| B | Greg Jones FB JAC | 3 |
| B | Leonard Weaver FB SEA | 4 |
| S | Jamal Lewis RB CLE | 33 |
| B | Chris Brown RB TEN | 3 |
| B | Kevin Jones RB DET | 7 |
| I | Vincent Jackson WR LAC | 0 |
| B | Marques Colston WR NO | 8 |
| B | Sidney Rice WR MIN | 1 |
| S | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 12 |
| B | Marcus Pollard TE SEA | 4 |
| I | Nate Jackson TE DEN | 0 |
| S | Owen Daniels TE HOU | 15 |
| B | Brandon Manumaleuna TE LAC | 3 |
| B | Ryan Krause TE GB | 3 |
| S | Chris Cooley TE WAS | 22 |
| S | Shayne Graham K CIN | 16 |
| I | Josh Brown K SEA | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 0 |
| I | Cory Redding DT DET | 0 |
| I | Antonio Smith DE ARI | 0 |
| I | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 0 |
| I | Raheem Brock DT IND | 0 |
| S | Adam Carriker DT LAR | 1 |
| I | Jamaal Anderson DE ATL | 0 |
| S | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 3 |
| S | Corey Williams DT GB | 0 |
| S | Cullen Jenkins DE GB | 2 |
| S | Shaun Phillips OLB LAC | 4 |
| I | Stephen Nicholas OLB ATL | 0 |
| S | Ernie Sims OLB DET | 16 |
| S | Lofa Tatupu MLB SEA | 5 |
| B | Omar Gaither MLB PHI | 8 |
| I | Michael Okwo LB ??? | 0 |
| I | Demorrio Williams OLB ATL | 0 |
| B | Barrett Ruud MLB TB | 3 |
| B | Keith Smith CB DET | 2 |
| B | Kelly Jennings CB SEA | 4 |
| B | Chris Houston CB ATL | 4 |
| B | Von Hutchins CB HOU | 2 |
| S | Terrence McGee CB BUF | 9 |
| S | Cortland Finnegan CB TEN | 9 |
| S | Bernard Pollard S KC | 9 |
| S | Tanard Jackson S TB | 3 |
| I | Ko Simpson S BUF | 0 |
| B | James Sanders S NE | 6 |
| I | Sean Considine S PHI | 0 |
| B | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 1 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 5 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Jacksonville DST JAC | 9 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
I love football. The stale smell of rancid beer, the sweaty crowd of rabid fans, the cross-eyed and homely cheerleaders trying to incite us to collective ear-drum rupturing noise, the reverberating sound of vicious collisions, the poetic beauty of a laser-guided bullet pass crashing into the receiver's outstretched hands - yes, this is what I live for. This is what I saw today. Kudos to AW for pulling out a pickle, whipping them and definitively putting on the superior show, but overall, it was quite a frenetic, enjoyable game.
And so now it stands that AW is all knotted up in the all-time series 12-12 against AR. AW has a 8-4 regular season record (2-0 in this year's playoffs) having just won the Division Championship game. AR has a 8-4 regular season record (0-1 in this year's playoffs) having just lost the Division Championship game. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw AW bludgeoning AR like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 76-70 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the AW squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 375 points, 270 on offense and 105 on defense. Drew Brees with 51 points on offense and Ernie Sims with 16 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Tim Shoemaker, "We had a few breakdowns. . For one, Josh Bidwell was as sharp as a sponge today. Doc says that he secretes some sort of viscous slime from his arms when he gets hot. This in turn makes the ball, his uniform, his hands, whatever - kinda slick. If you look at many of his 3789 miscues over the year, you can see that often times, nobody even touches him and he falls down, the ball slips out of his hands, or he misfires on a play. As for those OST? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 2 Punt return, 7 Punt return yardage, 3.5 Punt return average, 6 Longest punt return, 3 Kickoff returns, 49 Kickoff return yardage, 16.3 Kickoff return average throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Corey Williams. His bad effort yielded precious little to praise.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Tim Shoemaker shot, "He's beaten us a few times, but then again, he had to sell his soul to do so... a shrivelled-up, nasty little shell of a thing to begin with. No moral fiber at all, that one." In response, the AR coach considered this when he said, "He's beaten us a few times, but then again, he had to sell his soul to do so... a shrivelled-up, nasty little shell of a thing to begin with. No moral fiber at all, that one." |
