| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Demonic Hordes | 198 | 112 | 310 | 45 | | Home | KC Komodos | 135 | 108 | 243 | 12 |
| KC Komodos |
Demonic Hordes |
|---|
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 6 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Charlie Frye QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Gus Frerotte QB MIN | 0 |
| I | John David Booty QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jeff Faine OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 0 |
| I | Pete Kendall OG WAS | 0 |
| S | Kendall Simmons OG ??? | 11 |
| I | Bryant McKinnie OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 4 |
| I | Jared Gaither OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Reggie Wells OG ARI | 3 |
| S | Jon Runyan OT PHI | 15 |
| S | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 17 |
| B | Justin Fargas RB LV | 3 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 6 |
| I | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 0 |
| B | Tim Hightower RB ARI | 3 |
| S | Ronald Curry WR LV | 10 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 13 |
| B | Jerry Porter WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Courtney Taylor WR SEA | 1 |
| S | Patrick Crayton WR DAL | 16 |
| B | Michael Jenkins WR ATL | 3 |
| I | Derek Hagan WR MIA | 0 |
| B | Eddie Royal WR DEN | 9 |
| B | Isaac Bruce WR SF | 0 |
| I | Steve Smith WR CAR | 0 |
| I | Martin Gramatica K NO | 0 |
| S | David Akers K PHI | 10 |
| S | Houston OST HOU | 1 |
| B | Mathias Kiwanuka OLB NYG | 3 |
| S | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 4 |
| S | Brian Young DT NO | 0 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 4 |
| I | Tony Brown DT TEN | 0 |
| B | Keith Rivers OLB CIN | 5 |
| S | Jared Allen DE MIN | 1 |
| S | Justin Durant OLB JAC | 5 |
| B | Chris Gocong OLB PHI | 1 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans MLB HOU | 19 |
| B | Zac Diles MLB HOU | 7 |
| S | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 3 |
| B | Quinton Culberson OLB LAR | 3 |
| B | Gary Brackett MLB IND | 4 |
| B | Brandon Johnson OLB CIN | 2 |
| B | Leigh Bodden CB DET | 2 |
| I | Jacques Reeves CB HOU | 0 |
| S | Jabari Greer CB BUF | 3 |
| S | Walt Harris CB SF | 3 |
| B | Marquand Manuel S DEN | 4 |
| B | Reed Doughty S WAS | 3 |
| I | Haruki Nakamura S BAL | 0 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S LV | 10 |
| S | C.C. Brown S HOU | 6 |
| S | Derrick Frost P GB | 9 |
| I | Dirk Johnson P ARI | 0 |
| S | Green Bay DST GB | 7 |
|
| I | Todd Collins QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Colt Brennan QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Kevin Kolb QB PHI | 10 |
| S | A.J. Feeley QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Donovan McNabb QB PHI | 46 |
| I | Jonathan Goodwin OC/OG NO | 0 |
| S | Eugene Amano OG ??? | 7 |
| I | Mike Brisiel OG HOU | 0 |
| S | Maurice Williams OG ??? | -2 |
| I | Kris Dielman OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Anthony Herrera OG ??? | 12 |
| I | Ryan Tucker OG/OT ??? | 0 |
| I | David Stewart OT TEN | 0 |
| S | Ryan Harris OT DEN | 15 |
| S | Mark Tauscher OT GB | 12 |
| I | Tony Pashos OT JAC | 0 |
| B | Leonard Weaver FB SEA | 2 |
| B | Willis McGahee RB BAL | 0 |
| S | Jerious Norwood RB ATL | 24 |
| B | Leon Washington RB NYJ | 1 |
| B | Andre Hall RB DEN | 2 |
| I | Devin Thomas WR WAS | 0 |
| B | Arnaz Battle WR SF | 1 |
| B | Anthony Gonzalez WR IND | 3 |
| S | Wes Welker WR NE | 7 |
| I | Justin McCareins WR TEN | 0 |
| S | Donald Driver WR GB | 9 |
| S | Tony Scheffler TE DEN | 22 |
| B | Chris Baker TE NYJ | 3 |
| S | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 8 |
| B | Robert Royal TE BUF | 7 |
| B | Kevin Boss TE NYG | 3 |
| S | Olindo Mare K SEA | 6 |
| I | Rob Bironas K TEN | 0 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 0 |
| B | Stylez White DE TB | 3 |
| S | Justin Tuck DE NYG | 9 |
| S | Leonard Little DE LAR | 0 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 6 |
| I | Anthony Spencer OLB DAL | 0 |
| I | Osi Umenyiora OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chad Greenway OLB MIN | 8 |
| B | Clint Session OLB IND | 3 |
| I | Tyjuan Hagler OLB IND | 0 |
| S | Karlos Dansby ILB ARI | 11 |
| I | Takeo Spikes OLB SF | 0 |
| S | Zach Thomas ILB DAL | 6 |
| B | Jerod Mayo ILB NE | 3 |
| S | Leroy Hill OLB SEA | 8 |
| I | Leon Williams ILB CLE | 0 |
| B | Corey Webster CB NYG | 2 |
| B | Carlos Rogers CB WAS | 3 |
| S | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 6 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB KC | 6 |
| B | Leon Hall CB CIN | 3 |
| S | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 9 |
| S | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 9 |
| B | Sean Jones S CLE | 3 |
| B | Marvin White S CIN | 4 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 10 |
| S | Buffalo DST BUF | 0 |
| I | New York (N) DST NYG | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
I love football. The stale smell of rancid beer, the sweaty crowd of rabid fans, the cross-eyed and homely cheerleaders trying to incite us to collective ear-drum rupturing noise, the reverberating sound of vicious collisions, the poetic beauty of a laser-guided bullet pass crashing into the receiver's outstretched hands - yes, this is what I live for. This is what I saw today. Kudos to DH for pulling out a sharpened stick, bludgeoning them and definitively putting on the superior show, but overall, it was quite a frenetic, enjoyable game.
And so now it stands that DH leads the all-time series 23-3 against DS. DH has a 1-0 regular season record. DS has a 0-1 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw DH has publically emasculated DS as though the unfortunate loser were a snail dropped in a jar of saline solution 45-12 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They were almost perfect on the DH squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 310 points, 198 on offense and 112 on defense. Donovan McNabb with 46 points on offense and Karlos Dansby with 11 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Raman Ohri, "I took exception to our execution on a few plays.. For one, Anthony Herrera kinda languished a bit out there. His bones are made of flubber, so I don't think that's the problem. At least I wouldn't call that a break per se. Still, he's too much of a little baby to play with that little bruise. Broken vertabrae? I doubt that very much. It's clear who is here just to collect a check and frankly, I won't forget it. As for those OST? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 3 Punt return, 21 Punt return yardage, 7 Punt return average, 2 Kickoff returns, 25 Kickoff return yardage, 12.5 Kickoff return average throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the Don't Euthanize After Disaster award - given to one blundering fool each week - was really difficult to decide on this go around. I promise the poor slob that I won't be taking away his livelihood. This week, the DEAD man in this game was Tony Pashos. His wretched effort yielded an expletive-laden outburst from me, I must admit.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Raman Ohri droned, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the DS coach said, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
