| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Memphis Hound Dogs | 192 | 101 | 293 | 54 | | Home | Steel Curtain | 106 | 85 | 191 | 3 |
| Steel Curtain |
Memphis Hound Dogs |
|---|
| S | JaMarcus Russell QB LV | 2 |
| S | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| S | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Ingle Martin QB KC | 0 |
| I | Nick Mangold OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 6 |
| S | Chris Snee OG NYG | 16 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG/OT ATL | 3 |
| I | Charlie Johnson OG IND | 0 |
| I | Alex Barron OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Eric Winston OT HOU | 0 |
| S | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT ??? | 5 |
| S | Joe Thomas OT CLE | 2 |
| I | Ahman Green RB HOU | 0 |
| I | Brian Leonard RB LAR | 0 |
| B | Darius Walker RB ??? | 0 |
| S | LenDale White RB TEN | 13 |
| I | Chris Henry RB TEN | 0 |
| S | Ronnie Brown RB MIA | 14 |
| S | Randy Moss WR NE | 4 |
| B | Limas Sweed WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Matt Jones WR JAC | 2 |
| I | Mike Sims-Walker WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Roy Hall WR IND | 0 |
| B | Ben Hartsock TE ATL | 1 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CHI | 0 |
| I | Martrez Milner TE ??? | 0 |
| B | Alex Smith TE TB | 4 |
| S | Zach Miller TE LV | 17 |
| I | Dan Carpenter K MIA | 0 |
| S | Mike Nugent K NYJ | 0 |
| S | Seattle OST SEA | 13 |
| B | Jared DeVries DE DET | 1 |
| S | Darnell Dockett DT ARI | 3 |
| S | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 2 |
| S | Aaron Kampman DE GB | 6 |
| I | William Hayes DE TEN | 0 |
| S | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 4 |
| B | John Henderson DT JAC | 2 |
| B | Sedrick Ellis DT NO | 3 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 1 |
| S | Nick Barnett MLB GB | 2 |
| B | Ahmad Brooks OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Terrell Suggs OLB BAL | 0 |
| B | Jon Beason MLB CAR | 9 |
| S | A.J. Hawk OLB GB | 13 |
| B | Pat Thomas LB KC | 3 |
| B | Ricky Brown MLB LV | 2 |
| B | Clint Ingram OLB JAC | 1 |
| S | Richard Marshall CB CAR | 2 |
| S | Terence Newman CB DAL | 1 |
| B | Leodis McKelvin CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Donte Whitner S BUF | 7 |
| S | Kenny Phillips S NYG | 2 |
| B | Brian Dawkins S PHI | 4 |
| S | Sav Rocca P PHI | 16 |
| I | Steve Weatherford P JAC | 0 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 1 |
|
| I | D.J. Shockley QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Chris Redman QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Matt Ryan QB ATL | 0 |
| S | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | 22 |
| I | Charlie Batch QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Dennis Dixon QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Byron Leftwich QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Olin Kreutz OC ??? | 6 |
| I | Al Johnson OC ??? | 0 |
| I | Melvin Fowler OC BUF | 0 |
| I | Stephen Neal OG NE | 0 |
| S | Steve Hutchinson OG MIN | 8 |
| I | Sam Baker OT ATL | 0 |
| S | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 10 |
| S | Brian Waters OG KC | 1 |
| S | Jammal Brown OT NO | 4 |
| B | Fred Taylor RB JAC | 2 |
| S | Adrian Peterson RB MIN | 26 |
| B | Mike Furrey WR DET | 0 |
| B | Jabar Gaffney WR NE | 0 |
| I | Earl Bennett WR CHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Chambers WR LAC | 26 |
| S | Plaxico Burress WR NYG | 20 |
| I | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 0 |
| S | Tony Gonzalez TE KC | 20 |
| S | Leonard Pope TE ARI | 12 |
| B | David Thomas TE NE | 1 |
| I | Todd Heap TE BAL | 0 |
| S | Jason Hanson K DET | 12 |
| I | Brandon Coutu K ??? | 0 |
| S | New Orleans OST NO | 22 |
| B | Igor Olshansky DE LAC | 1 |
| S | Shaun Ellis DE NYJ | 1 |
| S | Richard Seymour DE NE | 7 |
| I | Haloti Ngata DE BAL | 0 |
| S | Jamal Williams NT LAC | 1 |
| B | Casey Hampton NT PIT | 1 |
| S | Scott Fujita OLB NO | 0 |
| S | Mike Vrabel ILB NE | 1 |
| S | David Thornton OLB TEN | 4 |
| B | Derrick Brooks OLB TB | 2 |
| I | Geno Hayes LB TB | 0 |
| B | Cato June OLB TB | 2 |
| S | Gerald Hayes ILB ARI | 4 |
| B | Derek M. Smith ILB LAC | 3 |
| B | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 3 |
| I | Stephen Cooper ILB LAC | 0 |
| B | Dhani Jones OLB CIN | 5 |
| B | Randall Gay CB NO | 0 |
| B | Deltha O'Neal CB NE | 3 |
| S | Champ Bailey CB DEN | 12 |
| S | Nick Harper CB TEN | 9 |
| B | Mark Roman S SF | 3 |
| S | Deon Grant S SEA | 4 |
| B | Chris Crocker S CIN | 1 |
| B | Travis Fisher CB DET | 0 |
| B | James Butler S NYG | 3 |
| S | Nick Collins S GB | 14 |
| I | Brad Maynard P CHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Hanson P NE | 10 |
| S | Miami DST MIA | 7 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Jon Beason exclaimed, "We had a chance at the beginning, man. We hung in there through the opening kickoff. We fought, but after that, we just didn't get her done. It's a bit disappointing, to be sure." Well no kidding, Einstein. SC was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. Yikes! SC has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, electrocuted the dog with a toaster. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
So now the series stands MHD trails the all-time series 9-15 against SC. MHD has a 1-1 regular season record. SC has a 0-2 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw MHD has decaffeinated SC as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 54-3 in front of a despondent home crowd.
Things went very well for the MHD squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 293 points, 192 on offense and 101 on defense. Chris Chambers with 26 points on offense and Nick Collins with 14 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player of the game goes to Matt Ryan. I've come up with a
motivational plan for every player I deem to be failing to live up to their potential..."
Says Matt Ryan, pouring out of a far-too-tight yellow bikini, "I have nothing to say about this."
David Thornton added, "Words fail me... got it? I ain't had a single night's sleep since coach made that call last Monday, man. I keep waking up screaming. I mean dang, man... time to put some time on the thigh-master."
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Chip Riggs gurgled, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." In response, the SC coach considered this when he said, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." |
