| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Resistance is Futile | 150 | 100 | 250 | 17 | | Home | Westside Smoke | 192 | 116 | 308 | 46 |
| Westside Smoke |
Resistance is Futile |
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| I | Matt Moore QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Brad Johnson QB DAL | 0 |
| I | Josh McCown QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Tony Romo QB DAL | 40 |
| I | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 0 |
| I | Jeff Saturday OC ??? | 0 |
| I | Josh Beekman OC/OG CHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Kemoeatu OG PIT | 2 |
| S | Ryan Cook OT MIN | 6 |
| S | Daryn Colledge OG GB | 12 |
| I | Randy Thomas OG WAS | 0 |
| I | Stacy Andrews OG/OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Diem OT ??? | 4 |
| I | Jason Peters OT BUF | 0 |
| S | Casey Wiegmann OC DEN | 11 |
| I | Ryan Torain RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Chris Brown RB ??? | 0 |
| B | Kolby Smith RB KC | 2 |
| S | Marshawn Lynch RB BUF | 15 |
| S | Clinton Portis RB WAS | 26 |
| B | Torry Holt WR LAR | 6 |
| S | Marvin Harrison WR IND | 4 |
| I | Derrick Mason WR BAL | 0 |
| I | James Hardy WR BUF | 0 |
| B | D.J. Hackett WR CAR | 1 |
| S | Santana Moss WR WAS | 35 |
| S | DeSean Jackson WR PHI | 16 |
| B | Darrell Jackson WR DEN | 0 |
| I | Nick Folk K DAL | 0 |
| S | Neil Rackers K ARI | 7 |
| I | Cincinnati OST CIN | 0 |
| S | Cleveland OST CLE | 1 |
| B | Dewayne White DE DET | 7 |
| S | Kyle Vanden Bosch DE TEN | 8 |
| S | Robert Geathers DE CIN | 2 |
| S | Grady Jackson DT ATL | 0 |
| B | Tank Tyler DT KC | 4 |
| B | Domata Peko DT CIN | 4 |
| S | Fred Robbins DT NYG | 10 |
| B | Nick Eason DE PIT | 1 |
| B | Willie McGinest OLB CLE | 1 |
| B | Rashad Jeanty OLB CIN | 3 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 0 |
| S | London Fletcher MLB WAS | 6 |
| I | Napoleon Harris MLB MIN | 0 |
| B | Brian Urlacher MLB CHI | 2 |
| S | Julian Peterson OLB SEA | 8 |
| S | Freddy Keiaho OLB IND | 10 |
| B | Charles Gordon CB MIN | 2 |
| S | Nate Clements CB SF | 12 |
| I | Chris McAlister CB BAL | 0 |
| S | Roman Harper S NO | 0 |
| B | Pat Watkins S DAL | 3 |
| S | Charles Woodson CB GB | 24 |
| B | Charles Godfrey S CAR | 2 |
| B | Ko Simpson S BUF | 2 |
| S | Oshiomogho Atogwe S LAR | 2 |
| B | Roderick Hood CB ARI | 4 |
| S | Jon Ryan P SEA | -1 |
| I | Jason Baker P CAR | 0 |
| S | Pittsburgh DST PIT | 0 |
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| I | Alex Brink QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Matt Schaub QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 18 |
| S | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Kyle Boller QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Ingle Martin QB KC | 0 |
| I | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 0 |
| S | Justin Hartwig OC PIT | 1 |
| I | Bobbie Williams OG CIN | 0 |
| S | Robert Gallery OG LV | 16 |
| I | Justin Smiley OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Arron Sears OG TB | 11 |
| S | Kareem McKenzie OT NYG | 15 |
| I | Jake Long OT MIA | 0 |
| S | Jordan Gross OT ??? | 4 |
| I | Jeremy Trueblood OT TB | 0 |
| B | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 1 |
| B | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 1 |
| B | Ricky Williams RB MIA | 1 |
| S | Kevin Smith RB DET | 12 |
| S | Darren McFadden RB LV | 19 |
| S | Devery Henderson WR NO | 3 |
| B | Robert Meachem WR NO | 2 |
| I | Nate Burleson WR SEA | 0 |
| I | Donte' Stallworth WR CLE | 0 |
| B | Ted Ginn WR MIA | 1 |
| S | Lee Evans WR BUF | 13 |
| S | Anthony Fasano TE MIA | 6 |
| I | Fred Davis TE WAS | 0 |
| B | Randy McMichael TE LAR | 1 |
| S | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 20 |
| I | Matt Stover K BAL | 0 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 5 |
| I | Dallas OST DAL | 0 |
| I | Shawne Merriman OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 2 |
| B | Phillip Merling DE MIA | 2 |
| S | Andre Carter DE WAS | 3 |
| I | Tank Johnson NT DAL | 0 |
| S | Jason Ferguson NT MIA | 5 |
| B | Kris Jenkins NT NYJ | 6 |
| S | Adewale Ogunleye DE CHI | 2 |
| B | Darryl Blackstock OLB CIN | 2 |
| S | Kawika Mitchell OLB BUF | 4 |
| S | Parys Haralson OLB SF | 1 |
| B | James Farrior ILB PIT | 3 |
| S | Akin Ayodele ILB MIA | 5 |
| B | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 1 |
| S | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 6 |
| B | Na'il Diggs OLB CAR | 1 |
| S | Nathan Vasher CB CHI | 2 |
| B | Adam Jones CB DAL | 3 |
| S | Chris Gamble CB CAR | 16 |
| B | Shawn Springs CB WAS | 3 |
| B | Dexter Jackson S CIN | 0 |
| S | Troy Polamalu S PIT | 12 |
| B | Chris Hope S TEN | 5 |
| S | Ken Hamlin S DAL | 7 |
| S | Shane Lechler P LV | 6 |
| I | Matt Turk P HOU | 0 |
| I | Chicago DST CHI | 0 |
| S | Dallas DST DAL | 3 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the TH franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, KIR, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged KIR, every TH player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, TH ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that TH can exhale today is that KIR was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so repugnant as they pushed the leftover turkey during the game and tossed my sister's Barbie doll collection into a corn thrasher - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 46-17 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for TH was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the repugnant KIR have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. TH sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the TH defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the KIR quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Charles Woodson with 24 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, TH might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - KIR's very own Na'il Diggs. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the KIR coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader.
"Picking on Na'il Diggs was a part of the game plan," Tony Romo with 40 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on KIR to deliver. TH trails the all-time series 5-6-1 against KIR. TH has a 1-1 regular season record. KIR has a 0-2 regular season record.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. David Markfield said, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the KIR coach whined, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
