| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 129 | 72 | 201 | 12 | | Home | Blue Brigade | 191 | 105 | 296 | 60 |
| Blue Brigade |
KC Komodos |
|---|
| I | Charlie Whitehurst QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Billy Volek QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 0 |
| S | Jay Cutler QB DEN | 53 |
| S | Patrick Ramsey QB DEN | 0 |
| S | Eric Heitmann OC/OG SF | 2 |
| S | Hank Fraley OC/OG ??? | 2 |
| S | Mike Wahle OG SEA | 12 |
| I | Davin Joseph OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Willie Colon OT PIT | 0 |
| I | Chester Pitts OG HOU | 0 |
| S | Flozell Adams OT DAL | 9 |
| S | Jonathan Stinchcomb OT ??? | 4 |
| S | Pierre Thomas RB NO | 13 |
| B | Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG | 5 |
| B | Rudi Johnson RB DET | 0 |
| B | Jason Wright RB CLE | 1 |
| B | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 3 |
| B | Laveranues Coles WR NYJ | 3 |
| S | Dwayne Bowe WR KC | 17 |
| B | Harry Douglas WR ATL | 2 |
| I | Jerome Simpson WR CIN | 0 |
| I | Ben Obomanu WR ??? | 0 |
| I | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 0 |
| S | Santonio Holmes WR PIT | 17 |
| B | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 2 |
| S | Donald Lee TE GB | 17 |
| B | Benjamin Watson TE NE | 0 |
| B | John Carlson TE SEA | 8 |
| S | Bo Scaife TE TEN | 11 |
| I | Phil Dawson K CLE | 0 |
| S | Shayne Graham K CIN | 3 |
| I | Atlanta OST ATL | 0 |
| S | New York (A) OST NYJ | 3 |
| B | Chris Long DE LAR | 4 |
| S | Ray Edwards DE MIN | 5 |
| S | Jonathan Babineaux DT ATL | 10 |
| I | Amobi Okoye DT HOU | 0 |
| S | Ty Warren DE NE | 2 |
| S | Jovan Haye DT TB | 2 |
| I | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 0 |
| S | Scott Shanle OLB NO | 7 |
| I | Angelo Crowell OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Nate Webster MLB DEN | 3 |
| B | Bryan Thomas OLB NYJ | 5 |
| S | Donnie Edwards OLB KC | 7 |
| I | Xavier Adibi LB HOU | 0 |
| B | Will Witherspoon MLB LAR | 4 |
| B | Quentin Jammer CB LAC | 8 |
| B | Tracy Porter CB NO | 5 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB CIN | 4 |
| B | Deshea Townsend CB PIT | 0 |
| S | Ellis Hobbs CB NE | 4 |
| B | Dre' Bly CB DEN | 3 |
| B | Roy Williams S DAL | 2 |
| S | Corey Chavous S LAR | 6 |
| I | Dawan Landry S BAL | 0 |
| S | Bob Sanders S IND | 3 |
| S | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 18 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 3 |
|
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 5 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Charlie Frye QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Gus Frerotte QB MIN | 0 |
| I | John David Booty QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jeff Faine OC ??? | 10 |
| I | Brad Meester OC JAC | 0 |
| S | Pete Kendall OG WAS | 13 |
| S | Kendall Simmons OG ??? | 2 |
| S | Bryant McKinnie OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 0 |
| I | Jared Gaither OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Reggie Wells OG ARI | 0 |
| S | Jon Runyan OT PHI | 6 |
| S | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 11 |
| B | Justin Fargas RB LV | 1 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 12 |
| B | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 2 |
| B | Tim Hightower RB ARI | 2 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 0 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 24 |
| B | Jerry Porter WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Courtney Taylor WR SEA | 1 |
| B | Patrick Crayton WR DAL | 1 |
| B | Michael Jenkins WR ATL | 0 |
| B | Derek Hagan WR MIA | 2 |
| S | Eddie Royal WR DEN | 18 |
| B | Isaac Bruce WR SF | 5 |
| I | Steve Smith WR CAR | 0 |
| I | Martin Gramatica K NO | 0 |
| S | David Akers K PHI | 14 |
| I | Houston OST HOU | 0 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 4 |
| I | Brian Young DT NO | 0 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 2 |
| S | Tony Brown DT TEN | 1 |
| S | Keith Rivers OLB CIN | 10 |
| S | Jared Allen DE MIN | 7 |
| B | Justin Durant OLB JAC | 1 |
| B | Chris Gocong OLB PHI | 2 |
| I | DeMeco Ryans MLB HOU | 0 |
| I | Zac Diles MLB HOU | 0 |
| B | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 3 |
| B | Quinton Culberson OLB LAR | 1 |
| S | Gary Brackett MLB IND | 8 |
| B | Brandon Johnson OLB CIN | 0 |
| S | Leigh Bodden CB DET | 5 |
| I | Jacques Reeves CB HOU | 0 |
| B | Jabari Greer CB BUF | 6 |
| S | Walt Harris CB SF | 10 |
| S | Marquand Manuel S DEN | 5 |
| B | Reed Doughty S WAS | 0 |
| I | Haruki Nakamura S BAL | 0 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S LV | 4 |
| I | C.C. Brown S HOU | 0 |
| I | Derrick Frost P GB | 0 |
| S | Dirk Johnson P ARI | 3 |
| S | Green Bay DST GB | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Quinton Culberson in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as unhappy as a politician running for re-election while in the midst of another scandal.
And so now it stands that BB trails the all-time series 8-16 against DS. BB has a 1-1 regular season record. DS has a 0-2 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw BB bludgeoning DS as though the unfortunate loser were a snail dropped in a jar of saline solution 60-12 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
Things went very well for the BB squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 296 points, 191 on offense and 105 on defense. Jay Cutler with 53 points on offense and Dustin Colquitt with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Aaron Cook, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Jay Cutler performed like a spasmodic violinist. Doc was tellin' me that he's seen all the telltale signs of... oh, I forget the medical term for it, but basically, he's a screw-up because he just isn't that bright when you get right down to it. Shoulda known when my scouts mentioned that he rode the short bus. As for those OC? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with absolutely nothing throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Rudi Johnson. His useless effort yielded nothing but the scorn of his teammates.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Aaron Cook droned, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the DS coach exclaimed, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." |
