| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Rock N Rollers | 137 | 87 | 224 | 18 | | Home | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 171 | 101 | 272 | 42 |
| For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
Rock N Rollers |
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| I | David Carr QB NYG | 0 |
| I | Eli Manning QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 23 |
| S | Tyler Palko QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jason Spitz OC/OG GB | 10 |
| I | David Baas OC/OG SF | 0 |
| S | Jeromey Clary OT LAC | 9 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 4 |
| I | Chris Spencer OC SEA | 0 |
| S | Shawn Andrews OT ??? | 6 |
| S | Chad Clifton OT GB | 13 |
| I | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 0 |
| B | Dominic Rhodes RB IND | 1 |
| S | Jamal Lewis RB CLE | 12 |
| B | Mike Hart RB IND | 0 |
| I | Jalen Parmele RB BAL | 0 |
| B | Justin Gage WR TEN | 5 |
| I | Brad Smith WR/RB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Marques Colston WR NO | 0 |
| I | Donnie Avery WR LAR | 0 |
| S | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 22 |
| S | Tory Humphrey TE GB | 1 |
| S | Chris Cooley TE WAS | 26 |
| S | Alge Crumpler TE TEN | 12 |
| B | David Martin TE MIA | 4 |
| B | Gijon Robinson TE IND | 2 |
| I | Owen Daniels TE HOU | 0 |
| I | Josh Brown K LAR | 0 |
| S | Josh Scobee K JAC | 11 |
| S | Jacksonville OST JAC | 6 |
| S | Cory Redding DT DET | 5 |
| B | Antwan Odom DE CIN | 6 |
| B | Jay Richardson DE LV | 1 |
| I | Adam Carriker DT LAR | 0 |
| B | Jamaal Anderson DE ATL | 3 |
| S | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 1 |
| S | Cullen Jenkins DE GB | 7 |
| S | Johnny Jolly DT GB | 1 |
| S | Shaun Phillips OLB LAC | 4 |
| B | Stewart Bradley MLB PHI | 2 |
| B | Daryl Smith OLB JAC | 1 |
| S | Ernie Sims OLB DET | 5 |
| S | Lofa Tatupu MLB SEA | 5 |
| I | Shawn Crable LB ??? | 0 |
| B | Brady Poppinga OLB GB | 1 |
| S | Ronde Barber CB TB | 4 |
| B | Kelvin Hayden CB IND | 4 |
| B | Kelly Jennings CB SEA | 2 |
| B | Chris Houston CB ATL | 2 |
| B | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 3 |
| S | Cortland Finnegan CB TEN | 9 |
| S | Bernard Pollard S KC | 18 |
| B | James Sanders S NE | 2 |
| I | Brodney Pool S CLE | 0 |
| S | Tanard Jackson S TB | 4 |
| B | Darren Sharper S MIN | 3 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 7 |
| I | Adam Podlesh P JAC | 0 |
| S | Jacksonville DST JAC | 1 |
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| S | Jon Kitna QB DET | 15 |
| I | Trent Green QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Dan Orlovsky QB DET | 0 |
| S | Drew Stanton QB DET | 0 |
| I | Brock Berlin QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Marc Bulger QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Shaun O'Hara OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Andre Gurode OC DAL | 11 |
| S | Cory Procter OC/OG DAL | 10 |
| S | Marshal Yanda OG/OT BAL | 0 |
| I | Vince Manuwai OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Eric Steinbach OG ??? | 2 |
| I | Damion McIntosh OG/OT KC | 0 |
| I | Mike Gandy OT ARI | 0 |
| S | Tony Moll OG/OT GB | 11 |
| S | Larry Johnson RB KC | -1 |
| B | Derrick Ward RB NYG | 2 |
| B | Julius Jones RB SEA | 7 |
| S | Steven Jackson RB LAR | 19 |
| B | Steve Slaton RB HOU | 0 |
| I | Maurice Morris RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Reggie Williams WR JAC | 2 |
| B | Kevin Walter WR HOU | 0 |
| I | Javon Walker WR LV | 0 |
| B | Steve Smith WR NYG | 1 |
| S | Chad Johnson WR CIN | 9 |
| S | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 5 |
| B | Bryant Johnson WR SF | 4 |
| B | Dan Campbell TE DET | 1 |
| B | Ben Utecht TE CIN | 1 |
| S | Tony Curtis TE DAL | 11 |
| B | Jeff King TE CAR | 3 |
| I | Shaun Suisham K WAS | 0 |
| S | Robbie Gould K CHI | 6 |
| S | San Diego OST LAC | 18 |
| B | Antonio Smith DE ARI | 1 |
| S | Patrick Kerney DE SEA | 14 |
| S | Marcus Stroud DT BUF | 1 |
| S | Kevin Williams DT MIN | 0 |
| B | Tommy Kelly DT LV | 1 |
| B | Kenyon Coleman DE NYJ | 3 |
| S | Jarret Johnson OLB BAL | 0 |
| S | Tamba Hali DE KC | 5 |
| B | Jordon Dizon OLB DET | 1 |
| I | Landon Johnson OLB CAR | 0 |
| B | Paris Lenon MLB DET | 4 |
| I | Joe Mays ILB ??? | 0 |
| S | D.J. Williams OLB DEN | 9 |
| S | Mike Peterson MLB JAC | 8 |
| S | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 12 |
| B | Nnamdi Asomugha CB LV | 2 |
| S | Terrence McGee CB BUF | 7 |
| S | Clinton Hart S LAC | 8 |
| I | Sammy Knight S NYG | 0 |
| S | Quintin Mikell S PHI | 7 |
| B | Michael Lewis S SF | 6 |
| I | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 0 |
| I | Jordan Babineaux DB SEA | 0 |
| I | Josh Bidwell P TB | 0 |
| S | Michael Koenen P ATL | 4 |
| S | Washington DST WAS | -6 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the AW franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, RNR, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged RNR, every AW player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, AW ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that AW can exhale today is that RNR was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so awful as they dragged a kipper snack during the game and tossed a frog in the microwave - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 42-18 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for AW was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the awful RNR have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. AW sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the AW defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the RNR quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Bernard Pollard with 18 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, AW might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - RNR's very own Larry Johnson. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the RNR coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on Larry Johnson was a part of the game plan," Eli Manning with 41 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on RNR to deliver. AW trails the all-time series 4-7 against RNR. AW has a 2-0 regular season record. RNR has a 0-2 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Tim Shoemaker said, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." In response, the RNR coach whined, "That owner of theirs kinda reminds me of a Matt Millen and Michael Jackson hybrid... all bluster, melting face, questionable personal tastes... not exactly the kind of person I'd invite to my child's birthday party." |
