| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Southside Salamanders | 254 | 153 | 407 | 73 | | Home | Steel Curtain | 154 | 108 | 262 | 1 |
| Steel Curtain |
Southside Salamanders |
|---|
| S | JaMarcus Russell QB LV | 14 |
| S | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| S | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Chris Simms QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Nick Mangold OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | -1 |
| S | Chris Snee OG NYG | 13 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG/OT ATL | 10 |
| I | Charlie Johnson OG IND | 0 |
| I | Alex Barron OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Eric Winston OT HOU | 0 |
| S | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT ??? | 3 |
| S | Joe Thomas OT CLE | 1 |
| I | Ahman Green RB HOU | 0 |
| I | Brian Leonard RB LAR | 0 |
| B | Darius Walker RB ??? | 0 |
| S | LenDale White RB TEN | 18 |
| I | Chris Henry RB TEN | 0 |
| S | Ronnie Brown RB MIA | 45 |
| S | Randy Moss WR NE | 8 |
| I | Limas Sweed WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Matt Jones WR JAC | 2 |
| B | Mike Sims-Walker WR JAC | 1 |
| B | Roy Hall WR IND | 0 |
| B | Ben Hartsock TE ATL | 3 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CHI | 11 |
| B | Martellus Bennett TE DAL | 2 |
| B | Alex Smith TE TB | 4 |
| S | Zach Miller TE LV | 4 |
| S | Dan Carpenter K MIA | 8 |
| I | Mike Nugent K NYJ | 0 |
| S | Seattle OST SEA | 4 |
| B | Jared DeVries DE DET | 2 |
| S | Darnell Dockett DT ARI | 2 |
| S | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 1 |
| S | Aaron Kampman DE GB | 8 |
| I | William Hayes DE TEN | 0 |
| S | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 11 |
| B | John Henderson DT JAC | 2 |
| B | Sedrick Ellis DT NO | 1 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 2 |
| B | Nick Barnett MLB GB | 3 |
| I | Ahmad Brooks OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Terrell Suggs OLB BAL | 12 |
| S | Jon Beason MLB CAR | 6 |
| S | A.J. Hawk OLB GB | 10 |
| B | Pat Thomas LB KC | 3 |
| B | Ricky Brown MLB LV | 3 |
| B | Clint Ingram OLB JAC | 2 |
| S | Richard Marshall CB CAR | 5 |
| S | Terence Newman CB DAL | 3 |
| B | Leodis McKelvin CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Donte Whitner S BUF | 6 |
| S | Kenny Phillips S NYG | 6 |
| B | Brian Dawkins S PHI | 9 |
| S | Sav Rocca P PHI | 8 |
| I | Steve Weatherford P JAC | 0 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 3 |
|
| I | J.P. Losman QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 35 |
| I | Trent Edwards QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Matt Flynn QB GB | 0 |
| S | Brian Brohm QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Gibran Hamdan QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Scott Wells OC/OG GB | 0 |
| S | Dennis Norman OC/OG ??? | 11 |
| S | Mike Goff OG LAC | 10 |
| S | Chris Kuper OG DEN | 11 |
| I | Josh Sitton OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Duane Brown OT HOU | 0 |
| S | Tra Thomas OT ??? | 7 |
| S | Michael Roos OT TEN | 14 |
| I | Jake Scott OG TEN | 0 |
| S | Reggie Bush RB NO | 39 |
| S | Frank Gore RB SF | 30 |
| B | Chris Perry RB CIN | 6 |
| B | Chris Johnson RB TEN | 5 |
| B | Fred Jackson RB BUF | 2 |
| B | Vincent Jackson WR LAC | 3 |
| I | Drew Carter WR ??? | 0 |
| S | Brandon Marshall WR DEN | 31 |
| I | Malcolm Kelly WR WAS | 0 |
| B | James Jones WR GB | 0 |
| I | Laurent Robinson WR ATL | 0 |
| I | Jason Carter WR ??? | 0 |
| I | Sidney Rice WR MIN | 0 |
| S | Greg Jennings WR GB | 23 |
| S | Kellen Winslow TE CLE | 7 |
| B | Brent Celek TE PHI | 2 |
| B | Dustin Keller TE NYJ | 5 |
| B | Jacob Tamme TE IND | 0 |
| S | Mason Crosby K GB | 12 |
| I | John Carney K NYG | 0 |
| S | Green Bay OST GB | 1 |
| I | Ray McDonald DE SF | 0 |
| S | Dwight Freeney DE IND | 3 |
| S | Kelly Gregg DL ??? | 0 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB SF | 1 |
| B | Danny Clark OLB NYG | 4 |
| S | Keith Bulluck OLB TEN | 9 |
| I | Gerris Wilkinson OLB NYG | 0 |
| B | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 4 |
| S | Channing Crowder ILB MIA | 8 |
| B | Bart Scott ILB BAL | 3 |
| B | Omar Gaither OLB PHI | 8 |
| S | David Harris ILB NYJ | 13 |
| I | Hunter Hillenmeyer OLB CHI | 0 |
| S | Alex Brown DE CHI | 4 |
| S | Rashean Mathis CB JAC | 17 |
| B | Antoine Cason CB LAC | 4 |
| B | Brent Grimes CB ATL | 10 |
| B | Brian Russell S SEA | 3 |
| S | Daniel Bullocks S DET | 6 |
| S | Jarrad Page S KC | 8 |
| I | Chinedum Ndukwe S CIN | 0 |
| I | Atari Bigby S GB | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rouse S GB | 12 |
| S | Darrelle Revis CB NYJ | 5 |
| B | Brandon McDonald CB CLE | 3 |
| I | Brandon Fields P MIA | 0 |
| S | Brett Kern P DEN | 18 |
| S | Tampa Bay DST TB | 10 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Ronnie Brown shot, "We had a chance at the beginning, man. We hung in there through the opening kickoff. We fought, but after that, we just didn't get her done. It's a bit disappointing, to be sure." Well no kidding, Einstein. SC was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. I love football. The stale smell of rancid beer, the sweaty crowd of rabid fans, the cross-eyed and homely cheerleaders trying to incite us to collective ear-drum rupturing noise, the reverberating sound of vicious collisions, the poetic beauty of a laser-guided bullet pass crashing into the receiver's outstretched hands - yes, this is what I live for. This is what I saw today. Kudos to SRS for pulling out a sharpened stick, topping them and definitively putting on the superior show, but overall, it was quite a frenetic, enjoyable game.
So now the series stands SRS leads the all-time series 15-9 against SC. SRS has a 3-0 regular season record. SC has a 0-3 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SRS has publically emasculated SC like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 73-0 in front of a despondent home crowd.
Things went very well for the SRS squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 407 points, 254 on offense and 153 on defense. Reggie Bush with 39 points on offense and Brett Kern with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, the most incompetant player of the game goes to Manny Lawson. Some players need a bit more instruction than others. I've tried a few less orthodox teaching tools from time to time..."
Says Manny Lawson, dragging around a cart full of dirty laundry, "Coach says he'll find a use for me in this system if it kills us both. Yo, just gimme a little slack, man. But this, goin' from starter not even to the bench... I'm bein' disrespected!"
Aaron Rodgers added, "I ain't sayin' nothin'... OK, maybe just a little. Dude's even worse here than on the field. Starching everyone's straps? Using so much bleach it dissolves the danged cotton? I'm almost at the point where I want to go into Coach's doghouse just so I can get some properly handled laundry!"
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Allen Cummings groaned, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the SC coach considered this when he said, "Sheesh... just mentioning their scaly hides makes me feel very unclean. They're wretched, infantile little sewer rats and I don't want to get dragged into a discussion about them. Any other questions? I need to bathe." |
