| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 153 | 100 | 253 | 26 | | Home | WHO DAT | 173 | 101 | 274 | 37 |
| WHO DAT |
KC Komodos |
|---|
| S | Brett Favre QB NYJ | 39 |
| I | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Kellen Clemens QB NYJ | -2 |
| I | Jordan Palmer QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Brett Ratliff QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Zuttah OC ??? | 11 |
| S | Todd McClure OC ??? | 9 |
| S | Ben Grubbs OG BAL | 7 |
| I | Brad Butler OG BUF | 0 |
| S | Kevin Shaffer OT CLE | 7 |
| I | Branden Albert OT KC | 0 |
| S | Adam Terry OT BAL | 7 |
| S | Matt Forte RB CHI | 34 |
| I | Kevin Jones RB CHI | 0 |
| B | Michael Pittman RB DEN | 2 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB NYJ | 4 |
| I | Michael Bush RB LV | 0 |
| S | Calvin Johnson WR DET | 9 |
| S | David Patten WR NO | 3 |
| I | Bobby Wade WR MIN | 0 |
| B | Hank Baskett WR PHI | 5 |
| I | Kevin Curtis WR PHI | 0 |
| B | Greg Lewis WR PHI | 0 |
| B | Josh Reed WR BUF | 4 |
| I | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 0 |
| S | Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ | 22 |
| B | Brandon Stokley WR DEN | 2 |
| S | Kris Brown K HOU | 6 |
| S | Washington OST WAS | 0 |
| B | Lawrence Jackson DE SEA | 1 |
| B | Kendall Langford DE MIA | 3 |
| S | Craig Terrill DT SEA | 1 |
| S | La'Roi Glover DT LAR | 2 |
| I | Clifton Ryan DT LAR | 0 |
| B | Kyle Williams DT BUF | 2 |
| S | Ryan Denney DE BUF | 3 |
| B | Vernon Gholston OLB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Thomas Davis OLB CAR | 7 |
| S | Adalius Thomas OLB NE | 5 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 6 |
| B | Jamie Winborn OLB DEN | 4 |
| I | Mark Simoneau MLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 13 |
| B | John DiGiorgio MLB BUF | 1 |
| B | Derrick Burgess DE LV | 3 |
| B | Demorrio Williams OLB KC | 4 |
| I | Sam Madison CB NYG | 0 |
| B | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 1 |
| S | Brandon Carr CB KC | 10 |
| S | Ashton Youboty CB BUF | 2 |
| B | Aqib Talib CB TB | 0 |
| S | Rodney Harrison S NE | 12 |
| I | Michael Huff S LV | 0 |
| B | Marlin Jackson CB IND | 4 |
| S | Lawyer Milloy S ATL | 11 |
| B | Chris Horton S WAS | 1 |
| I | Mat McBriar P DAL | 0 |
| S | Dave Zastudil P CLE | 3 |
| I | Saint Louis DST LAR | 0 |
| S | Houston DST HOU | 1 |
|
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 24 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Charlie Frye QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Gus Frerotte QB MIN | 0 |
| I | John David Booty QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jeff Faine OC ??? | 11 |
| I | Brad Meester OC JAC | 0 |
| S | Pete Kendall OG WAS | 7 |
| S | Kendall Simmons OG ??? | 1 |
| I | Bryant McKinnie OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 0 |
| S | Jared Gaither OT ??? | 8 |
| I | Reggie Wells OG ARI | 0 |
| S | Jon Runyan OT PHI | 7 |
| S | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 11 |
| B | Justin Fargas RB LV | 0 |
| S | Joseph Addai RB IND | 23 |
| I | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 0 |
| B | Tim Hightower RB ARI | 3 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 0 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 27 |
| I | Jerry Porter WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Courtney Taylor WR SEA | 1 |
| B | Patrick Crayton WR DAL | 0 |
| B | Michael Jenkins WR ATL | 1 |
| B | Derek Hagan WR MIA | 0 |
| S | Eddie Royal WR DEN | 7 |
| B | Isaac Bruce WR SF | 3 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 12 |
| I | Martin Gramatica K NO | 0 |
| S | David Akers K PHI | 5 |
| S | Houston OST HOU | 2 |
| B | Mathias Kiwanuka OLB NYG | 3 |
| S | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 5 |
| I | Brian Young DT NO | 0 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 1 |
| S | Tony Brown DT TEN | 3 |
| S | Keith Rivers OLB CIN | 1 |
| S | Jared Allen DE MIN | 10 |
| B | Justin Durant OLB JAC | 0 |
| I | Chris Gocong OLB PHI | 0 |
| S | DeMeco Ryans MLB HOU | 19 |
| B | Zac Diles MLB HOU | 5 |
| S | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 9 |
| B | Quinton Culberson OLB LAR | 2 |
| B | Gary Brackett MLB IND | 5 |
| B | Brandon Johnson OLB CIN | 2 |
| B | Leigh Bodden CB DET | 2 |
| I | Jacques Reeves CB HOU | 0 |
| S | Jabari Greer CB BUF | 1 |
| S | Walt Harris CB SF | 4 |
| B | Marquand Manuel S DEN | 3 |
| B | Reed Doughty S WAS | 4 |
| I | Haruki Nakamura S BAL | 0 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S LV | 11 |
| S | C.C. Brown S HOU | 4 |
| I | Derrick Frost P GB | 0 |
| S | Dirk Johnson P ARI | 1 |
| S | Green Bay DST GB | 5 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Larry Fitzgerald groaned, "Offensively, we saved our best for last, which is the best thing I can say for us. Heck, who am I kidding, man? Our best sucked." Well no kidding, Einstein. DS was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. Yikes! DS has just completed a game in which they, proverbially speaking, blew up my neighbor's yard gnomes. To point fingers after this debacle would be unfair given that this most assuredly was a team effort - and that's the only positive spin I can put on the game.
So now the series stands LLL leads the all-time series 15-8 against DS. LLL has a 2-1 regular season record. DS has a 0-3 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw LLL has demoralized DS as though they were horses being sent to the glue factory 37-26 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the LLL squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 274 points, 173 on offense and 101 on defense. Carson Palmer with 42 points on offense and Antonio Pierce with 13 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, Don't Euthanize After Disaster award - given to one blundering fool each week - was really difficult to decide on this go around. I promise the poor slob that I won't be taking away his livelihood. This week, the DEAD man of the game goes to Kellen Clemens. In the end, these men are kinda like my kids. As any parent knows, from time to time, you just can't always get through to them without getting creative..."
Says Kellen Clemens, sporting a nice lace evening gown, "Ya, coach says I played like a little girl so I might as well dress the part. I hafta practice in this thing. He calls me the fairy princess. Man, I'm callin my agent. This ain't parta the deal."
Matt Birk added, "Shoot... he should know he can't fit in no D-cup! I tell ya, he looked like some sort of demented, bloated
Valkyrie... Man...
brings new meaning to the phrase 'when the fat lady sings.'
"
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Scott Lawrence blathered, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." In response, the DS coach said, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." |
