| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Happy Valley Cougars | 148 | 151 | 299 | 28 | | Home | Memphis Hound Dogs | 140 | 104 | 244 | 0 |
| Memphis Hound Dogs |
Happy Valley Cougars |
|---|
| I | Chris Redman QB ??? | 0 |
| I | D.J. Shockley QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Matt Ryan QB ATL | 0 |
| S | Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT | -2 |
| I | Charlie Batch QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Dennis Dixon QB PIT | 0 |
| S | Byron Leftwich QB PIT | 7 |
| S | Olin Kreutz OC ??? | 4 |
| I | Al Johnson OC ??? | 0 |
| I | Melvin Fowler OC BUF | 0 |
| S | Steve Hutchinson OG MIN | 4 |
| S | Floyd Womack OG SEA | 16 |
| S | Sam Baker OT ATL | 12 |
| S | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 12 |
| I | Jammal Brown OT NO | 0 |
| I | Brian Waters OG KC | 0 |
| I | Russ Hochstein OL ??? | 0 |
| I | Jamey Richard OG IND | 0 |
| B | Fred Taylor RB JAC | 5 |
| S | Adrian Peterson RB MIN | 9 |
| I | Mike Furrey WR DET | 0 |
| I | Jabar Gaffney WR NE | 0 |
| I | Earl Bennett WR CHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Chambers WR LAC | 10 |
| S | Plaxico Burress WR NYG | 9 |
| B | Reggie Brown WR PHI | 0 |
| S | Tony Gonzalez TE KC | 20 |
| B | Leonard Pope TE ARI | 3 |
| B | David Thomas TE NE | 1 |
| S | Todd Heap TE BAL | 13 |
| S | Jason Hanson K DET | 7 |
| I | Brandon Coutu K ??? | 0 |
| S | New Orleans OST NO | 6 |
| B | Igor Olshansky DE LAC | 2 |
| B | Shaun Ellis DE NYJ | 2 |
| S | Richard Seymour DE NE | 4 |
| S | Haloti Ngata DE BAL | 5 |
| S | Jamal Williams NT LAC | 0 |
| B | Casey Hampton NT PIT | 0 |
| S | Scott Fujita OLB NO | 0 |
| S | Mike Vrabel ILB NE | 6 |
| B | David Thornton OLB TEN | 4 |
| B | Derrick Brooks OLB TB | 2 |
| I | Geno Hayes LB TB | 0 |
| B | Cato June OLB TB | 4 |
| S | Gerald Hayes ILB ARI | 14 |
| B | Derek M. Smith ILB LAC | 1 |
| B | Larry Foote ILB PIT | 4 |
| I | Stephen Cooper ILB LAC | 0 |
| S | Dhani Jones OLB CIN | 13 |
| B | Randall Gay CB NO | 0 |
| B | Deltha O'Neal CB NE | 2 |
| S | Champ Bailey CB DEN | 1 |
| S | Nick Harper CB TEN | 5 |
| B | Mark Roman S SF | 1 |
| S | Deon Grant S SEA | 13 |
| B | Chris Crocker S CIN | 0 |
| B | James Butler S NYG | 4 |
| S | Nick Collins S GB | 14 |
| I | Brad Maynard P CHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Hanson P NE | 3 |
| S | Miami DST MIA | 0 |
|
| I | Rex Grossman QB CHI | 0 |
| I | Kyle Orton QB CHI | 0 |
| S | David Garrard QB JAC | 18 |
| S | Paul Smith QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Caleb Hanie QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Cleo Lemon QB JAC | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| S | Brandon Moore OG NYJ | 4 |
| S | Joe Staley OT SF | 13 |
| S | Matt Light OT ??? | 1 |
| I | Stephon Heyer OT WAS | 0 |
| I | Tony Ugoh OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Ben Hamilton OC/OG DEN | 12 |
| I | Ryan Lilja OL ??? | 0 |
| S | Keydrick Vincent OL ??? | -1 |
| S | Le'Ron McClain FB BAL | 28 |
| I | Kenny Watson RB CIN | 0 |
| S | Marion Barber RB DAL | 19 |
| I | Laurence Maroney RB NE | 0 |
| I | Anthony Alridge RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Chris Taylor RB HOU | 2 |
| I | Kregg Lumpkin RB GB | 0 |
| I | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 0 |
| I | Bobby Engram WR SEA | 0 |
| I | Josh Morgan WR SF | 0 |
| S | Anquan Boldin WR ARI | 13 |
| B | Dallas Clark TE IND | 5 |
| S | Vernon Davis TE SF | 15 |
| B | Dante Rosario TE CAR | 2 |
| S | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 4 |
| I | John Kasay K CAR | 0 |
| S | Oakland OST LV | 13 |
| I | Travis LaBoy DE/LB ARI | 0 |
| B | Greg Ellis OLB DAL | 1 |
| S | Shaun Rogers NT CLE | 4 |
| B | Charles Grant DE NO | 7 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware OLB DAL | 7 |
| S | James Harrison OLB PIT | 3 |
| S | John Abraham DE ATL | 12 |
| B | Jyles Tucker OLB LAC | 7 |
| B | Pisa Tinoisamoa OLB LAR | 1 |
| B | Jo-Lonn Dunbar LB NO | 1 |
| B | Tedy Bruschi ILB NE | 4 |
| B | Bryan Kehl OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB CLE | 16 |
| I | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 0 |
| S | Patrick Willis ILB SF | 5 |
| S | Jason Taylor DE/OLB WAS | 5 |
| B | Asante Samuel CB PHI | 5 |
| S | Ike Taylor CB PIT | 4 |
| B | Erik Coleman S ATL | 11 |
| B | Dwight Lowery CB NYJ | 3 |
| S | Kerry Rhodes S NYJ | 3 |
| B | Kevin Kaesviharn S NO | 4 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 13 |
| B | Eric Smith S NYJ | 1 |
| B | Melvin Bullitt S IND | 4 |
| S | LaRon Landry S WAS | 6 |
| B | Mike Adams S CLE | 5 |
| B | Phillip Buchanon CB TB | 1 |
| I | Craig Hentrich P TEN | 0 |
| S | Hunter Smith P IND | 10 |
| S | Indianapolis DST IND | 8 |
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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press)
I get paid very well doing something I usually enjoy. There are, however, occasional games that I only report on under silent protest. Let me begin by being brutally honest. MHD is quite the ascetic team, wholly outclassed in all aspects of the game by WLR. "You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Ben Roethlisberger in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as angry as an animal rights activist stumbling into an NRA convention.
Matt Ryan stated, "It's rough, ya know... When coach picked me up,
I knew I was fated for misery. I mean, I find myself entrenched on the
roster of the league punching bag."
Ben Roethlisberger noted, "No comment." When pressed, he added, "Get out of my face, man... I don't want to get fined for shoving that there microphone in a deep, dark crevass on your person if you catch my drift."
WLR has repelled MHD as though they were horses being sent to the glue factory, whipping them by the tune of 28-0 in front of a despondent home crowd. WLR leads the all-time series 7-6 against MHD. WLR has a 2-1 regular season record. MHD has a 1-2 regular season record. They were almost perfect on the WLR squad particularly on the defensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 299 points, 148 on offense and 151 on defense. Kyle Orton with 28 points on offense and Erik Coleman with 21 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Joe Rupp, "Sure, I'm a bit concerned about a few things.. For one, Hunter Smith was as sharp as a sponge today. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those LB? They showed their ineptitude by amassing 1 Tackles throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the team goat in this game was Keydrick Vincent.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Joe Rupp blathered, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the MHD coach whined, "Every neighborhood has the story about that crazy old man who chases the neighborhood children off his property with a rake... pretty harmless and a bit pitiable... kinda reminds me of our erstwhile opponents there." |
