| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 138 | 67 | 205 | 0 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 206 | 164 | 370 | 83 |
| Southside Salamanders |
Blue Brigade |
|---|
| I | J.P. Losman QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 13 |
| I | Trent Edwards QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Matt Flynn QB GB | 3 |
| S | Brian Brohm QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Gibran Hamdan QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Scott Wells OC/OG GB | 3 |
| I | Dennis Norman OC/OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Mike Goff OG LAC | 7 |
| S | Chris Kuper OG DEN | 13 |
| I | Josh Sitton OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Duane Brown OT HOU | 0 |
| S | Tra Thomas OT ??? | 8 |
| S | Michael Roos OT TEN | 11 |
| I | Jake Scott OG TEN | 0 |
| S | Reggie Bush RB NO | 15 |
| S | Frank Gore RB SF | 18 |
| B | Chris Perry RB CIN | 4 |
| B | Chris Johnson RB TEN | 7 |
| B | Fred Jackson RB BUF | 4 |
| B | Vincent Jackson WR LAC | 2 |
| I | Drew Carter WR ??? | 0 |
| S | Brandon Marshall WR DEN | 20 |
| B | James Jones WR GB | 0 |
| B | Laurent Robinson WR ATL | 0 |
| I | Jason Carter WR ??? | 0 |
| B | Sidney Rice WR MIN | 1 |
| S | Greg Jennings WR GB | 33 |
| B | Delanie Walker TE SF | 3 |
| S | Kellen Winslow TE CLE | 19 |
| B | Brent Celek TE PHI | 4 |
| B | Dustin Keller TE NYJ | 4 |
| I | John Carney K NYG | 0 |
| S | Mason Crosby K GB | 2 |
| S | Green Bay OST GB | 8 |
| S | Ray McDonald DE SF | 8 |
| S | Shaun Smith NT CLE | 0 |
| I | Kelly Gregg DL ??? | 0 |
| I | Dwight Freeney DE IND | 0 |
| I | Danny Clark OLB NYG | 0 |
| S | Keith Bulluck OLB TEN | 14 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB SF | 0 |
| S | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 15 |
| I | Channing Crowder ILB MIA | 0 |
| B | Bart Scott ILB BAL | 9 |
| S | Omar Gaither OLB PHI | 23 |
| S | David Harris ILB NYJ | 14 |
| B | Hunter Hillenmeyer OLB CHI | 4 |
| S | Alex Brown DE CHI | 4 |
| B | Brent Grimes CB ATL | 7 |
| S | Rashean Mathis CB JAC | 9 |
| B | Antoine Cason CB LAC | 2 |
| I | Brian Russell S SEA | 0 |
| I | Daniel Bullocks S DET | 0 |
| S | Jarrad Page S KC | 5 |
| I | Chinedum Ndukwe S CIN | 0 |
| I | Atari Bigby S GB | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rouse S GB | 8 |
| B | Jim Leonhard S BAL | 3 |
| S | Darrelle Revis CB NYJ | 23 |
| B | Brandon McDonald CB CLE | 5 |
| I | Brandon Fields P MIA | 0 |
| S | Brett Kern P DEN | 7 |
| S | Tampa Bay DST TB | 4 |
|
| I | Charlie Whitehurst QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Billy Volek QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 0 |
| S | Jay Cutler QB DEN | 22 |
| S | Patrick Ramsey QB DEN | 0 |
| S | Roberto Garza OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Eric Heitmann OC/OG SF | 4 |
| I | Hank Fraley OC/OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Mike Wahle OG SEA | 0 |
| I | Davin Joseph OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Pitts OG HOU | 9 |
| S | Flozell Adams OT DAL | 9 |
| S | Jonathan Stinchcomb OT ??? | 11 |
| I | Ray Willis OL ??? | 0 |
| S | Pierre Thomas RB NO | 0 |
| I | Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG | 0 |
| I | Rudi Johnson RB DET | 0 |
| I | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 0 |
| B | Laveranues Coles WR NYJ | 10 |
| S | Dwayne Bowe WR KC | 18 |
| B | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 2 |
| I | Ben Obomanu WR ??? | 0 |
| B | Chansi Stuckey WR NYJ | 1 |
| B | Mark Clayton WR BAL | 0 |
| S | Santonio Holmes WR PIT | 16 |
| B | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 1 |
| S | Jerramy Stevens TE TB | 11 |
| I | Tom Santi TE IND | 0 |
| B | Donald Lee TE GB | 1 |
| I | Benjamin Watson TE NE | 0 |
| S | Bo Scaife TE TEN | 15 |
| I | John Carlson TE SEA | 0 |
| S | Shayne Graham K CIN | 8 |
| I | Phil Dawson K CLE | 0 |
| I | Atlanta OST ATL | 0 |
| S | New York (A) OST NYJ | 0 |
| S | Ray Edwards DE MIN | 0 |
| S | Chris Long DE LAR | 6 |
| S | Jonathan Babineaux DT ATL | 2 |
| B | Amobi Okoye DT HOU | 2 |
| I | Ty Warren DE NE | 0 |
| S | Jovan Haye DT TB | 2 |
| B | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 2 |
| S | Scott Shanle OLB NO | 2 |
| I | Angelo Crowell OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Keith Ellison OLB BUF | 2 |
| B | Nate Webster MLB DEN | 2 |
| B | Donnie Edwards OLB KC | 0 |
| S | Bryan Thomas OLB NYJ | 7 |
| S | Will Witherspoon MLB LAR | 5 |
| S | Quentin Jammer CB LAC | 5 |
| S | Tracy Porter CB NO | 12 |
| B | Johnathan Joseph CB CIN | 0 |
| I | Ellis Hobbs CB NE | 0 |
| B | Dre' Bly CB DEN | 3 |
| I | Roy Williams S DAL | 0 |
| I | Dawan Landry S BAL | 0 |
| S | Corey Chavous S LAR | 5 |
| S | Tyvon Branch S LV | 3 |
| I | Bob Sanders S IND | 0 |
| S | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 7 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 0 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the SRS franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, BB, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged BB, every SRS player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, SRS ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that SRS can exhale today is that BB was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so ascetic as they coerced a pickle during the game and tossed a frog in the microwave - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 83-0 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for SRS was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the ascetic BB have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. SRS sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the SRS defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the BB quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Darrelle Revis with 23 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, SRS might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - BB's very own Roberto Garza. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the BB coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite.
"Picking on Roberto Garza was a part of the game plan," Greg Jennings with 33 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on BB to deliver. SRS leads the all-time series 10-3 against BB. SRS has a 4-0 regular season record. BB has a 1-3 regular season record.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Allen Cummings said, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." In response, the BB coach grumbled, "I'm not saying that this is true, mind you, but I'm not saying it isn't. I heard tell that that owner of theirs has been kidnapping small children and selling them on the Chinese black market. Do I respect him? Does anyone?" |
