| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | The Spanish Inquisition | 193 | 74 | 267 | 54 | | Home | For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge | 221 | 86 | 307 | 74 |
| For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
The Spanish Inquisition |
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| S | Mark Brunell QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Eli Manning QB NYG | 0 |
| I | David Carr QB NYG | 0 |
| S | Drew Brees QB NO | 42 |
| S | Joey Harrington QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jason Spitz OC/OG GB | 1 |
| S | Jeromey Clary OT LAC | 7 |
| S | Adam Snyder OG SF | 3 |
| I | Chris Spencer OC SEA | 0 |
| S | Jahri Evans OG NO | 11 |
| S | Ryan Clady OT DEN | 11 |
| I | Chad Clifton OT GB | 0 |
| I | Shawn Andrews OT ??? | 0 |
| B | B.J. Askew FB TB | 0 |
| S | Jamal Lewis RB CLE | 22 |
| I | Dominic Rhodes RB IND | 0 |
| I | Jalen Parmele RB BAL | 0 |
| B | Justin Gage WR TEN | 4 |
| I | Marques Colston WR NO | 0 |
| B | Donnie Avery WR LAR | 4 |
| B | Miles Austin WR DAL | 4 |
| S | Lance Moore WR NO | 32 |
| I | Reggie Wayne WR IND | 0 |
| B | Tory Humphrey TE GB | 1 |
| S | Chris Cooley TE WAS | 16 |
| S | Alge Crumpler TE TEN | 8 |
| I | David Martin TE MIA | 0 |
| I | Gijon Robinson TE IND | 0 |
| S | Owen Daniels TE HOU | 25 |
| I | Josh Brown K LAR | 0 |
| S | Josh Scobee K JAC | 14 |
| S | Jacksonville OST JAC | 12 |
| I | Cory Redding DT DET | 0 |
| B | Antwan Odom DE CIN | 1 |
| B | Jay Richardson DE LV | 4 |
| S | Adam Carriker DT LAR | 1 |
| S | Jamaal Anderson DE ATL | 1 |
| I | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 0 |
| S | Cullen Jenkins DE GB | 9 |
| S | Johnny Jolly DT GB | 7 |
| S | Shaun Phillips OLB LAC | 8 |
| S | Stewart Bradley MLB PHI | 9 |
| B | Daryl Smith OLB JAC | 6 |
| I | Ernie Sims OLB DET | 0 |
| I | Lofa Tatupu MLB SEA | 0 |
| S | Ronde Barber CB TB | 7 |
| S | Cortland Finnegan CB TEN | 9 |
| B | Chris Houston CB ATL | 1 |
| I | Kelly Jennings CB SEA | 0 |
| I | Kelvin Hayden CB IND | 0 |
| S | Bernard Pollard S KC | 5 |
| B | Danieal Manning S CHI | 2 |
| S | Tanard Jackson S TB | 0 |
| B | Darren Sharper S MIN | 4 |
| S | Brodney Pool S CLE | 1 |
| I | James Sanders S NE | 0 |
| B | Sabby Piscitelli S TB | 1 |
| I | Adam Podlesh P JAC | 0 |
| S | Andy Lee P SF | 4 |
| S | Jacksonville DST JAC | 6 |
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| I | Brian Griese QB TB | 0 |
| S | Derek Anderson QB CLE | 13 |
| S | Ken Dorsey QB CLE | 0 |
| S | Brady Quinn QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Jeff Garcia QB TB | 0 |
| I | Luke McCown QB TB | 0 |
| S | Kevin Mawae OC TEN | 9 |
| I | Samson Satele OC MIA | 0 |
| I | Jamar Nesbit OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Travelle Wharton OG CAR | 17 |
| S | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 8 |
| I | Mike Pollak OG IND | 0 |
| I | Vernon Carey OG/OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Damien Woody OT NYJ | 4 |
| I | Nick Kaczur OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Khalif Barnes OT JAC | 12 |
| B | Darren Sproles RB LAC | 1 |
| S | LaDainian Tomlinson RB LAC | 30 |
| S | Jonathan Stewart RB CAR | 12 |
| B | Lorenzo Booker RB PHI | 1 |
| B | Michael Turner RB ATL | 2 |
| B | Devin Hester WR/CB CHI | 4 |
| I | Deion Branch WR SEA | 0 |
| I | Chris Henry WR CIN | 0 |
| B | Bernard Berrian WR MIN | 4 |
| S | Hines Ward WR PIT | 8 |
| I | Jeremy Shockey TE NO | 0 |
| S | Billy Miller TE NO | 17 |
| B | Nate Jackson TE DEN | 0 |
| B | Visanthe Shiancoe TE MIN | 6 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 25 |
| I | Sebastian Janikowski K LV | 0 |
| S | Ryan Longwell K MIN | 5 |
| S | Denver OST DEN | 15 |
| I | Philadelphia OST PHI | 0 |
| B | John Engelberger DE DEN | 2 |
| S | Will Smith DE NO | 9 |
| S | Tommie Harris DT CHI | 0 |
| I | Brandon Mebane DT SEA | 0 |
| S | Rob Meier DT JAC | 3 |
| S | Aaron Schobel DE BUF | 6 |
| I | Joey Porter OLB MIA | 0 |
| S | Thomas Howard OLB LV | 4 |
| B | Kirk Morrison MLB LV | 3 |
| S | E.J. Henderson MLB MIN | 4 |
| B | Corey Ivy CB BAL | 4 |
| I | Brian Kelly CB DET | 0 |
| S | Brian Williams CB JAC | 7 |
| S | Antoine Winfield CB MIN | 8 |
| B | Drayton Florence CB JAC | 1 |
| S | Marlon McCree S DEN | 4 |
| I | Kalvin Pearson S DET | 0 |
| I | Gerald Alexander S DET | 0 |
| I | Reggie Nelson S JAC | 0 |
| I | Brandon Meriweather S NE | 0 |
| S | Ed Reed S BAL | 2 |
| S | Chris Harris S CAR | 3 |
| S | Ben Graham P ARI | 11 |
| I | Nick Harris P DET | 0 |
| S | Tennessee DST TEN | 3 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Drayton Florence in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as unhappy as a politician running for re-election while in the midst of another scandal.
And so now it stands that AW leads the all-time series 5-3 against TSI. AW has a 4-0 regular season record. TSI has a 2-2 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw AW has senselessly deluged TSI as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 74-54 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the AW squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 307 points, 221 on offense and 86 on defense. Drew Brees with 42 points on offense and Adam Podlesh with 11 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Tim Shoemaker, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Jason Spitz played about as well as a frog pithed by an epileptic first-grader. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those OC/OG? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with absolutely nothing over the course of the contest. Overall though, the team goat in this game was Sabby Piscitelli. His bad effort yielded a venom-filled snarl of anger from his position coach.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Tim Shoemaker said, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." In response, the TSI coach gurgled, "I'm not saying that this is true, mind you, but I'm not saying it isn't. I heard tell that that owner of theirs has been kidnapping small children and selling them on the Chinese black market. Do I respect him? Does anyone?" |
