| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Resistance is Futile | 182 | 92 | 274 | 28 | | Home | Punxsutawney Chucks | 154 | 127 | 281 | 31 |
| Punxsutawney Chucks |
Resistance is Futile |
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| S | Kurt Warner QB ARI | 27 |
| I | Alex Smith QB ??? | 0 |
| I | J.T. O'Sullivan QB SF | 0 |
| S | Matt Leinart QB ARI | 0 |
| S | Brian St. Pierre QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Shaun Hill QB SF | 0 |
| I | Jamie Martin QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jamaal Jackson OC PHI | 6 |
| I | Chris Myers OC/OG HOU | 0 |
| S | Jason Brown OG BAL | -2 |
| I | Jacob Bell OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Alan Faneca OG NYJ | 5 |
| S | Levi Brown OT ARI | 6 |
| S | Marvel Smith OT ??? | 1 |
| I | Gosder Cherilus OT DET | 0 |
| B | Warrick Dunn RB TB | 3 |
| S | Selvin Young RB DEN | 6 |
| S | Rashard Mendenhall RB PIT | 5 |
| B | Brandon Jackson RB GB | 1 |
| B | Ray Rice RB BAL | 0 |
| B | Correll Buckhalter RB PHI | 5 |
| B | Muhsin Muhammad WR CAR | 8 |
| B | Brandon Lloyd WR CHI | 1 |
| S | Roddy White WR ATL | 18 |
| S | Braylon Edwards WR CLE | 12 |
| B | Chris Baker TE NYJ | 2 |
| B | John Gilmore TE TB | 3 |
| I | Casey Fitzsimmons TE DET | 0 |
| S | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 9 |
| B | Reggie Kelly TE CIN | 3 |
| S | Matt Prater K DEN | 13 |
| I | Jeff Reed K PIT | 0 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 18 |
| I | Kenechi Udeze DE ??? | 0 |
| I | Raheem Brock DT IND | 0 |
| B | Alex Hall LB CLE | 4 |
| S | Derrick Harvey DE JAC | 2 |
| S | Glenn Dorsey DT KC | 3 |
| I | Elvis Dumervil DE DEN | 0 |
| S | Gaines Adams DE TB | 11 |
| S | Brodrick Bunkley DT PHI | 3 |
| B | Chike Okeafor OLB ARI | 8 |
| B | Ben Leber OLB MIN | 2 |
| B | Michael Boley OLB ATL | 3 |
| S | LaMarr Woodley OLB PIT | 28 |
| S | Paul Posluszny MLB BUF | 11 |
| S | Rocky McIntosh OLB WAS | 5 |
| I | Roderick Green OLB SF | 0 |
| I | Dan Connor LB CAR | 0 |
| B | Barrett Ruud MLB TB | 7 |
| B | Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB ARI | 1 |
| S | Bryant McFadden CB PIT | 6 |
| B | Sheldon Brown CB PHI | 2 |
| I | Dunta Robinson CB HOU | 0 |
| B | Anthony Henry CB DAL | 2 |
| I | Aaron Ross CB NYG | 0 |
| S | Tye Hill CB LAR | 2 |
| S | Ryan Clark S PIT | 5 |
| I | Antoine Bethea S IND | 0 |
| I | Abram Elam S NYJ | 0 |
| S | Eric Weddle S LAC | 7 |
| S | Sam Koch P BAL | 11 |
| I | Mitch Berger P PIT | 0 |
| S | New York (A) DST NYJ | 4 |
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| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Todd Bouman QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Alex Brink QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 0 |
| S | Matt Schaub QB HOU | 56 |
| I | Kyle Boller QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Troy Smith QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 8 |
| I | Justin Hartwig OC PIT | 0 |
| I | Bobbie Williams OG CIN | 0 |
| S | Robert Gallery OG LV | 0 |
| I | Justin Smiley OG MIA | 0 |
| S | Arron Sears OG TB | 11 |
| I | Kareem McKenzie OT NYG | 0 |
| I | Jake Long OT MIA | 0 |
| S | Jordan Gross OT ??? | 14 |
| S | Jeremy Trueblood OT TB | 12 |
| B | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 0 |
| S | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 10 |
| I | Ricky Williams RB MIA | 0 |
| I | Kevin Smith RB DET | 0 |
| S | Darren McFadden RB LV | 7 |
| B | Devery Henderson WR NO | 2 |
| S | Robert Meachem WR NO | 18 |
| I | Nate Burleson WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Donte' Stallworth WR CLE | 0 |
| I | Ted Ginn WR MIA | 0 |
| S | Lee Evans WR BUF | 19 |
| I | Anthony Fasano TE MIA | 0 |
| B | Fred Davis TE WAS | 0 |
| S | Randy McMichael TE LAR | 17 |
| I | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 0 |
| I | Matt Stover K BAL | 0 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 8 |
| I | Dallas OST DAL | 0 |
| I | Shawne Merriman OLB LAC | 0 |
| S | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 5 |
| I | Phillip Merling DE MIA | 0 |
| B | Andre Carter DE WAS | 1 |
| B | Tank Johnson NT DAL | 0 |
| I | Jason Ferguson NT MIA | 0 |
| S | Kris Jenkins NT NYJ | 11 |
| S | Adewale Ogunleye DE CHI | 6 |
| B | Darryl Blackstock OLB CIN | 0 |
| S | Kawika Mitchell OLB BUF | 2 |
| S | Parys Haralson OLB SF | 0 |
| S | James Farrior ILB PIT | 8 |
| I | Akin Ayodele ILB MIA | 0 |
| B | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 4 |
| S | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 3 |
| B | Na'il Diggs OLB CAR | 2 |
| B | Nathan Vasher CB CHI | 3 |
| S | Adam Jones CB DAL | 2 |
| S | Chris Gamble CB CAR | 9 |
| B | Shawn Springs CB WAS | 3 |
| B | Dexter Jackson S CIN | 0 |
| S | Troy Polamalu S PIT | 9 |
| B | Chris Hope S TEN | 3 |
| S | Ken Hamlin S DAL | 5 |
| S | Shane Lechler P LV | 16 |
| I | Matt Turk P HOU | 0 |
| S | Chicago DST CHI | 0 |
| I | Dallas DST DAL | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Robert Gallery in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as angry as an animal rights activist stumbling into an NRA convention.
And so now it stands that PC leads the all-time series 1-0 against KIR. PC has a 2-2 regular season record. KIR has a 0-4 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw PC has feasted upon KIR as though they were naught but a group of frenchmen on the battlefield 31-28 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They were almost perfect on the PC squad particularly on the defensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 281 points, 154 on offense and 127 on defense. Muhsin Muhammad with 32 points on offense and LaMarr Woodley with 28 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Glenn Good, "We had a few breakdowns. . For one, Correll Buckhalter was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite. Medically speaking, his body should be donated to science, there's so much wrong with him. At least, that's gotta be the case given the number of plays he likes to take off . As for those OG? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 1 Fumbles while taking the day off. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was Jason Brown. His useless effort yielded a venom-filled snarl of anger from his position coach.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Glenn Good exclaimed, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the KIR coach quipped, "Who? Do they even play professional football?" |
