| Off | Def | Total | Score |
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| Away | Rock N Rollers | 141 | 119 | 260 | 37 | | Home | Resistance is Futile | 175 | 68 | 243 | 28 |
| Resistance is Futile |
Rock N Rollers |
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| I | Joe Flacco QB BAL | 0 |
| I | Todd Bouman QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Alex Brink QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Sage Rosenfels QB HOU | 12 |
| S | Matt Schaub QB HOU | 0 |
| I | Kyle Boller QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Troy Smith QB BAL | 0 |
| S | Casey Rabach OC WAS | 15 |
| I | Justin Hartwig OC PIT | 0 |
| I | Bobbie Williams OG CIN | 0 |
| I | Robert Gallery OG LV | 0 |
| S | Justin Smiley OG MIA | 9 |
| S | Arron Sears OG TB | 8 |
| S | Kareem McKenzie OT NYG | 9 |
| I | Jake Long OT MIA | 0 |
| I | Jordan Gross OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Jeremy Trueblood OT TB | 7 |
| I | Chester Taylor RB MIN | 0 |
| I | DeAngelo Williams RB CAR | 0 |
| S | Ricky Williams RB MIA | 6 |
| S | Kevin Smith RB DET | 17 |
| I | Darren McFadden RB LV | 0 |
| B | Devery Henderson WR NO | 6 |
| S | Steve Breaston WR ARI | 17 |
| B | Robert Meachem WR NO | 1 |
| I | Nate Burleson WR SEA | 0 |
| I | Donte' Stallworth WR CLE | 0 |
| B | Ted Ginn WR MIA | 4 |
| S | Lee Evans WR BUF | 22 |
| B | Desmond Clark TE CHI | 3 |
| I | Randy McMichael TE LAR | 0 |
| S | Anthony Fasano TE MIA | 19 |
| S | Stephen Gostkowski K NE | 16 |
| S | Chicago OST CHI | 0 |
| I | Dallas OST DAL | 0 |
| I | Shawne Merriman OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | Chris Kelsay DE BUF | 3 |
| S | Phillip Merling DE MIA | 2 |
| B | Andre Carter DE WAS | 5 |
| B | Tank Johnson NT DAL | 3 |
| S | Jason Ferguson NT MIA | 1 |
| I | Kris Jenkins NT NYJ | 0 |
| S | Adewale Ogunleye DE CHI | 5 |
| S | Kawika Mitchell OLB BUF | 8 |
| S | Parys Haralson OLB SF | 3 |
| S | James Farrior ILB PIT | 3 |
| S | Akin Ayodele ILB MIA | 5 |
| B | Lawrence Timmons ILB PIT | 1 |
| I | Eric Barton ILB NYJ | 0 |
| B | Na'il Diggs OLB CAR | 0 |
| B | Brady Poppinga OLB GB | 1 |
| S | Nathan Vasher CB CHI | 0 |
| B | Adam Jones CB DAL | 4 |
| S | Chris Gamble CB CAR | 3 |
| B | Shawn Springs CB WAS | 0 |
| B | Dexter Jackson S CIN | 0 |
| S | Ken Hamlin S DAL | 5 |
| S | Troy Polamalu S PIT | 4 |
| B | Chris Hope S TEN | 5 |
| S | Matt Turk P HOU | 3 |
| I | Shane Lechler P LV | 0 |
| S | Chicago DST CHI | 4 |
| I | Dallas DST DAL | 0 |
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| I | Trent Green QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Jon Kitna QB DET | 2 |
| S | Dan Orlovsky QB DET | 7 |
| S | Drew Stanton QB DET | 0 |
| I | Brock Berlin QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Marc Bulger QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Shaun O'Hara OC ??? | 14 |
| I | Andre Gurode OC DAL | 0 |
| S | Cory Procter OC/OG DAL | 12 |
| S | Marshal Yanda OG/OT BAL | 9 |
| I | Vince Manuwai OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Eric Steinbach OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Ike Ndukwe OL MIA | 10 |
| S | Damion McIntosh OG/OT KC | 0 |
| I | Mike Gandy OT ARI | 0 |
| I | Tony Moll OG/OT GB | 0 |
| B | Derrick Ward RB NYG | 2 |
| S | Larry Johnson RB KC | 4 |
| S | Steve Slaton RB HOU | 23 |
| B | Maurice Morris RB SEA | 0 |
| B | Julius Jones RB SEA | 2 |
| B | Reggie Williams WR JAC | 0 |
| S | Kevin Walter WR HOU | 7 |
| I | Javon Walker WR LV | 0 |
| B | Steve Smith WR NYG | 1 |
| S | Chad Johnson WR CIN | 5 |
| B | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 3 |
| B | Bryant Johnson WR SF | 2 |
| I | Dan Campbell TE DET | 0 |
| B | Ben Utecht TE CIN | 1 |
| B | Tony Curtis TE DAL | 3 |
| S | Jeff King TE CAR | 16 |
| I | Shaun Suisham K WAS | 0 |
| S | Robbie Gould K CHI | 10 |
| S | San Diego OST LAC | 8 |
| S | Patrick Kerney DE SEA | 8 |
| S | Antonio Smith DE ARI | 7 |
| S | Marcus Stroud DT BUF | 3 |
| I | Tommy Kelly DT LV | 0 |
| S | Kevin Williams DT MIN | 10 |
| I | Kenyon Coleman DE NYJ | 0 |
| S | Jarret Johnson OLB BAL | 7 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CAR | 2 |
| B | Jordon Dizon OLB DET | 1 |
| B | Tamba Hali DE KC | 2 |
| B | Paris Lenon MLB DET | 4 |
| B | Erin Henderson LB MIN | 1 |
| I | Joe Mays ILB ??? | 0 |
| S | D.J. Williams OLB DEN | 15 |
| S | Mike Peterson MLB JAC | 5 |
| S | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 18 |
| I | Nnamdi Asomugha CB LV | 0 |
| B | Terrence McGee CB BUF | 0 |
| B | Clinton Hart S LAC | 2 |
| I | Sammy Knight S NYG | 0 |
| S | Quintin Mikell S PHI | 5 |
| S | Michael Lewis S SF | 8 |
| S | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 6 |
| B | Jordan Babineaux DB SEA | 3 |
| S | Josh Bidwell P TB | 16 |
| I | Michael Koenen P ATL | 0 |
| S | Washington DST WAS | -4 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
OK, so not everyone who wears the uniform should be allowed to suit up. Such is most certainly the case for Jason Ferguson, the greatest goat this side of the fairytale land of satyrs, unicorns, pixies, and winning KIR seasons. This journalist found himself maintaining sanity amidst the botched stumbling of DeAngelo Williams and his sidekicks by drinking heavily and choking down moldy peanuts. Now, to KIR's credit, they willingly subjected themselves to this game, knowing full well how it was likely to turn out, but I place a great deal of blame on RNR for opting for this game over a likely more challenging foray against the Vienna Boy's Choir.
And so now it stands that RNR leads the all-time series 1-0 against KIR. RNR has a 1-4 regular season record. KIR has a 0-5 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw RNR has beaten KIR as though they were horses being sent to the glue factory 37-28 in front of a despondent home crowd.
Things went very well for the RNR squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 260 points, 141 on offense and 119 on defense. Steve Slaton with 23 points on offense and Charles Tillman with 18 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Randy, "We had a few breakdowns. . For one, Marshal Yanda kinda languished a bit out there. That procedure he had a couple weeks back... labotomy, I think Doc said - well, that thing has done wonders for his game. He just stands in there and takes it now - play after play after play. No more of this whining about being too hurt. Doc is brilliant, I say. As for those DST? They showed their ineptitude by amassing 1 Punt returns defended, 68 Defended punt return yardage, 68 Defended punt return average, 1 Defended punt returns / Touchdowns, 5 Defended kickoff returns, 97 Defended kickoff return yardage, 19.4 Defended kickoff return average over the course of the contest. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Damion McIntosh. His useless effort yielded a seat alone on the ride home.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Randy exclaimed, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." In response, the KIR coach waxed poetic, stating, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." |
