| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | The Spanish Inquisition | 210 | 85 | 295 | 28 | | Home | Southside Salamanders | 211 | 154 | 365 | 63 |
| Southside Salamanders |
The Spanish Inquisition |
|---|
| I | J.P. Losman QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rodgers QB GB | 38 |
| I | Trent Edwards QB BUF | 0 |
| S | Matt Flynn QB GB | 0 |
| S | Brian Brohm QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Gibran Hamdan QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Scott Wells OC/OG GB | 13 |
| I | Dennis Norman OC/OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Mike Goff OG LAC | 7 |
| S | Chris Kuper OG DEN | 7 |
| I | Josh Sitton OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Duane Brown OT HOU | 13 |
| I | Tra Thomas OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Michael Roos OT TEN | 21 |
| I | Jake Scott OG TEN | 0 |
| S | Reggie Bush RB NO | 9 |
| S | Frank Gore RB SF | 12 |
| B | Chris Perry RB CIN | 0 |
| B | Chris Johnson RB TEN | 6 |
| B | Fred Jackson RB BUF | 3 |
| B | Vincent Jackson WR LAC | 6 |
| I | Drew Carter WR ??? | 0 |
| B | Michael Clayton WR TB | 2 |
| S | Brandon Marshall WR DEN | 21 |
| I | James Jones WR GB | 0 |
| I | Jason Carter WR ??? | 0 |
| I | Sidney Rice WR MIN | 0 |
| S | Greg Jennings WR GB | 7 |
| B | Delanie Walker TE SF | 2 |
| S | Kellen Winslow TE CLE | 12 |
| I | Brent Celek TE PHI | 0 |
| B | Dustin Keller TE NYJ | 5 |
| I | John Carney K NYG | 0 |
| S | Mason Crosby K GB | 11 |
| S | Green Bay OST GB | 12 |
| B | Ray McDonald DE SF | 2 |
| S | Justin Bannan NT BAL | 5 |
| I | Kelly Gregg DL ??? | 0 |
| S | Dwight Freeney DE IND | 6 |
| B | Danny Clark OLB NYG | 2 |
| S | Keith Bulluck OLB TEN | 12 |
| B | Manny Lawson OLB SF | 10 |
| B | Matt Wilhelm ILB LAC | 0 |
| B | Bryan Kehl OLB NYG | 3 |
| S | Channing Crowder ILB MIA | 10 |
| B | Bart Scott ILB BAL | 3 |
| I | Omar Gaither OLB PHI | 0 |
| S | David Harris ILB NYJ | 8 |
| B | Hunter Hillenmeyer OLB CHI | 5 |
| S | Alex Brown DE CHI | 6 |
| I | Rashean Mathis CB JAC | 0 |
| B | Antoine Cason CB LAC | 3 |
| I | Brent Grimes CB ATL | 0 |
| B | Brian Russell S SEA | 4 |
| S | Daniel Bullocks S DET | 10 |
| B | Jarrad Page S KC | 5 |
| S | Chinedum Ndukwe S CIN | 7 |
| I | Atari Bigby S GB | 0 |
| S | Aaron Rouse S GB | 24 |
| S | Darrelle Revis CB NYJ | 4 |
| S | Brandon McDonald CB CLE | 5 |
| I | Brandon Fields P MIA | 0 |
| S | Brett Kern P DEN | 15 |
| S | Tampa Bay DST TB | 5 |
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| S | Brian Griese QB TB | 0 |
| I | Derek Anderson QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Ken Dorsey QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Brady Quinn QB CLE | 0 |
| S | Jeff Garcia QB TB | 46 |
| S | Luke McCown QB TB | 0 |
| S | Kevin Mawae OC TEN | 16 |
| I | Samson Satele OC MIA | 0 |
| I | Jamar Nesbit OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Travelle Wharton OG CAR | 6 |
| I | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 0 |
| S | Mike Pollak OG IND | 8 |
| I | Vernon Carey OG/OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Damien Woody OT NYJ | 10 |
| S | Nick Kaczur OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Khalif Barnes OT JAC | 0 |
| B | Darren Sproles RB LAC | 1 |
| S | LaDainian Tomlinson RB LAC | 16 |
| S | Jonathan Stewart RB CAR | 15 |
| I | Lorenzo Booker RB PHI | 0 |
| I | Michael Turner RB ATL | 0 |
| S | Devin Hester WR/CB CHI | 4 |
| B | Deion Branch WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Chris Henry WR CIN | 2 |
| B | Bernard Berrian WR MIN | 6 |
| S | Hines Ward WR PIT | 17 |
| S | Jeremy Shockey TE NO | 17 |
| B | Billy Miller TE NO | 6 |
| B | Nate Jackson TE DEN | 2 |
| B | Visanthe Shiancoe TE MIN | 8 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 17 |
| S | Sebastian Janikowski K LV | 12 |
| I | Ryan Longwell K MIN | 0 |
| S | Denver OST DEN | 1 |
| I | Philadelphia OST PHI | 0 |
| S | Will Smith DE NO | 1 |
| B | John Engelberger DE DEN | 0 |
| S | Tommie Harris DT CHI | 7 |
| S | Brandon Mebane DT SEA | 11 |
| I | Rob Meier DT JAC | 0 |
| S | Aaron Schobel DE BUF | 0 |
| B | Napoleon Harris MLB MIN | 0 |
| S | Joey Porter OLB MIA | 10 |
| S | Thomas Howard OLB LV | 9 |
| S | Kirk Morrison MLB LV | 12 |
| I | E.J. Henderson MLB MIN | 0 |
| B | Brian Kelly CB DET | 3 |
| B | Corey Ivy CB BAL | 1 |
| S | Antoine Winfield CB MIN | 3 |
| I | Drayton Florence CB JAC | 0 |
| I | Brian Williams CB JAC | 0 |
| B | Marlon McCree S DEN | 0 |
| S | Kalvin Pearson S DET | 6 |
| B | Gerald Alexander S DET | 0 |
| I | Reggie Nelson S JAC | 0 |
| B | Brandon Meriweather S NE | 5 |
| B | Ed Reed S BAL | 1 |
| S | Chris Harris S CAR | 7 |
| S | Nick Harris P DET | 9 |
| I | Ben Graham P ARI | 0 |
| S | Tennessee DST TEN | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press)
I get paid very well doing something I usually enjoy. There are, however, occasional games that I only report on under silent protest. Let me begin by being brutally honest. TSI is quite the repulsive team, wholly outclassed in all aspects of the game by SRS. If Jeff Garcia's body of work exemplifies the high-point of your weekend, you know that you're on the losing end of a sordid, sick joke of a game. Words utterly fail to describe this romp into the realms of ineptitude. When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Standing here in the garish, filth-ridden stands of this now-empty stadium after the game, I got to thinking - such is truly the fate of both fans of the TSI squad. In the end, this team is just hopeless.
Jeff Garcia stated, "They came at us with some tough schemes, but we were able to put a few decent plays together. I think we can move the ball against anyone, stop anyone and we just didn't execute today."
Will Smith grumbled, "No comment." When pressed, he added, "Get out of my face, man... I don't want to get fined for shoving that there microphone in a deep, dark crevass on your person if you catch my drift."
SRS has staggered TSI as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic, blitzing them by the tune of 63-28 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd. SRS leads the all-time series 8-0 against TSI. SRS has a 7-0 regular season record. TSI has a 4-3 regular season record. They were almost perfect on the SRS squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 365 points, 211 on offense and 154 on defense. Trent Edwards with 44 points on offense and Aaron Rouse with 24 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Allen Cummings, "We had a few breakdowns. . For one, Jarrad Page was as sharp as a sponge today. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those NT? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with 3 Tackles, 1 Passes Defensed, 1 Stuff throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the the most incompetant player in this game was Danny Clark.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Allen Cummings stated, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." In response, the TSI coach exclaimed, "Who? Do they even play professional football?" |
