| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Westside Smoke | 150 | 119 | 269 | 28 | | Home | Steel Curtain | 196 | 94 | 290 | 39 |
| Steel Curtain |
Westside Smoke |
|---|
| S | JaMarcus Russell QB LV | 20 |
| S | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| S | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Chris Simms QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Nick Mangold OC ??? | 10 |
| I | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 0 |
| S | Chris Snee OG NYG | 9 |
| I | Justin Blalock OG/OT ATL | 0 |
| S | Charlie Johnson OG IND | 8 |
| I | Alex Barron OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Eric Winston OT HOU | 11 |
| I | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Joe Thomas OT CLE | 7 |
| B | Ahman Green RB HOU | 4 |
| B | Brian Leonard RB LAR | 0 |
| I | Darius Walker RB ??? | 0 |
| S | LenDale White RB TEN | 37 |
| I | Chris Henry RB TEN | 0 |
| S | Ronnie Brown RB MIA | 5 |
| S | Randy Moss WR NE | 25 |
| B | Chaz Schilens WR LV | 1 |
| B | Limas Sweed WR PIT | 1 |
| I | Matt Jones WR JAC | 0 |
| I | Mike Sims-Walker WR JAC | 0 |
| I | Ben Hartsock TE ATL | 0 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CHI | 24 |
| B | Martellus Bennett TE DAL | 4 |
| B | Alex Smith TE TB | 3 |
| S | Zach Miller TE LV | 18 |
| I | Dan Carpenter K MIA | 0 |
| S | Mike Nugent K NYJ | 0 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 5 |
| S | Jared DeVries DE DET | 7 |
| I | Darnell Dockett DT ARI | 0 |
| B | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 2 |
| S | Aaron Kampman DE GB | 4 |
| B | William Hayes DE TEN | 0 |
| S | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 6 |
| I | John Henderson DT JAC | 0 |
| S | Sedrick Ellis DT NO | 0 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 4 |
| B | Nick Barnett MLB GB | 4 |
| B | Ahmad Brooks OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Terrell Suggs OLB BAL | 23 |
| S | Jon Beason MLB CAR | 4 |
| S | A.J. Hawk OLB GB | 0 |
| B | Pat Thomas LB KC | 4 |
| B | Ricky Brown MLB LV | 5 |
| I | Clint Ingram OLB JAC | 0 |
| S | Richard Marshall CB CAR | 5 |
| B | Terence Newman CB DAL | 0 |
| S | Leodis McKelvin CB BUF | 5 |
| S | Donte Whitner S BUF | 1 |
| S | Kenny Phillips S NYG | 4 |
| I | Brian Dawkins S PHI | 0 |
| I | Sav Rocca P PHI | 0 |
| S | Steve Weatherford P JAC | 4 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | 12 |
|
| S | Brooks Bollinger QB DAL | 0 |
| I | Matt Moore QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jake Delhomme QB CAR | 0 |
| S | Tony Romo QB DAL | 0 |
| I | Josh McCown QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Brad Johnson QB DAL | 7 |
| I | Jeff Saturday OC ??? | 0 |
| I | Milford Brown OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Randy Thomas OG WAS | 10 |
| S | Daryn Colledge OG GB | 12 |
| S | Ryan Cook OT MIN | 12 |
| I | Jason Peters OT BUF | 0 |
| S | Ryan Diem OT ??? | 8 |
| S | Casey Wiegmann OC DEN | 8 |
| I | Brad Hoover FB CAR | 0 |
| I | Mike Sellers FB WAS | 0 |
| I | Ryan Torain RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Chris Brown RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Marshawn Lynch RB BUF | 21 |
| S | Clinton Portis RB WAS | 23 |
| B | Torry Holt WR LAR | 2 |
| S | Marvin Harrison WR IND | 3 |
| B | Derrick Mason WR BAL | 6 |
| B | James Hardy WR BUF | 0 |
| S | Santana Moss WR WAS | 19 |
| B | Sinorice Moss WR NYG | 0 |
| I | DeSean Jackson WR PHI | 0 |
| S | Greg Camarillo WR MIA | 15 |
| S | Nick Folk K DAL | 2 |
| I | Neil Rackers K ARI | 0 |
| S | Cincinnati OST CIN | 2 |
| I | Arizona OST ARI | 0 |
| S | Dewayne White DE DET | 15 |
| B | Kalimba Edwards DE LV | 2 |
| S | Kyle Vanden Bosch DE TEN | 0 |
| B | Robert Geathers DE CIN | 4 |
| I | Grady Jackson DT ATL | 0 |
| S | Tank Tyler DT KC | 2 |
| B | Domata Peko DT CIN | 1 |
| S | Fred Robbins DT NYG | 6 |
| I | Juqua Parker DE PHI | 0 |
| B | Rashad Jeanty OLB CIN | 1 |
| B | Marcus Washington OLB WAS | 3 |
| B | Chris Draft OLB LAR | 2 |
| S | London Fletcher MLB WAS | 13 |
| B | Brian Urlacher MLB CHI | 5 |
| S | Julian Peterson OLB SEA | 4 |
| S | Freddy Keiaho OLB IND | 5 |
| S | Chris McAlister CB BAL | 0 |
| I | Jason Craft CB LAR | 0 |
| B | Nate Clements CB SF | 6 |
| B | Tramon Williams CB GB | 6 |
| S | Roman Harper S NO | 6 |
| S | Charles Woodson CB GB | 3 |
| B | Charles Godfrey S CAR | 2 |
| B | Ko Simpson S BUF | 0 |
| S | Oshiomogho Atogwe S LAR | 17 |
| I | Aaron Francisco S ARI | 0 |
| B | Vincent Fuller S TEN | 1 |
| S | Jason Baker P CAR | 8 |
| I | Kyle Larson P CIN | 0 |
| S | Pittsburgh DST PIT | 7 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
Jake Delhomme gurgled, "They came at us with some tough schemes, but we were able to put a few decent plays together. I think we can move the ball against anyone, stop anyone and we just didn't execute today." Well no kidding, Einstein. TH was bad. Awful. Grotesque. An embarrassment to the league, I dare say. "You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Rashad Jeanty in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as unhappy as a politician running for re-election while in the midst of another scandal.
So now the series stands SC trails the all-time series 2-4 against TH. SC has a 2-5 regular season record. TH has a 4-3 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw SC has feasted upon TH as though they were an all you can eat buffet residing next to a weight-watcher's clinic 39-28 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the SC squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 290 points, 196 on offense and 94 on defense. LenDale White with 37 points on offense and Terrell Suggs with 23 points on defense were the top scorers. All that aside, team goat of the game goes to Donte Whitner. In the end, these men are kinda like my kids. As any parent knows, from time to time, you just can't always get through to them without getting creative..."
Says Donte Whitner, pouring out of a far-too-tight yellow bikini, "I have nothing to say about this."
Kamerion Wimbley added, "Words fail me... got it? I ain't had a single night's sleep since coach made that call last Monday, man. I keep waking up screaming. I mean dang, man... time to put some time on the thigh-master."
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Matthew R. Watson gurgled, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." In response, the TH coach said, "They stink, not in that 'festering sewage inside a porta-potty next to a dead, bloated cow floating in a culvert' way, but more in the 'the Vienna Boy's Choir has more football talent' way." |
