| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Punxsutawney Chucks | 143 | 135 | 278 | 36 | | Home | WHO DAT | 134 | 72 | 206 | 0 |
| WHO DAT |
Punxsutawney Chucks |
|---|
| S | Brett Favre QB NYJ | 1 |
| I | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Kellen Clemens QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Jordan Palmer QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Brett Ratliff QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Matt Birk OC MIN | 11 |
| S | Jeremy Zuttah OC ??? | 0 |
| I | Todd McClure OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Ben Grubbs OG BAL | 6 |
| S | Branden Albert OT KC | 4 |
| I | Kevin Shaffer OT CLE | 0 |
| I | Max Jean-Gilles OL ??? | 0 |
| S | Adam Terry OT BAL | 0 |
| S | Matt Forte RB CHI | 18 |
| B | Michael Pittman RB DEN | 3 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB NYJ | 20 |
| I | Kolby Smith RB KC | 0 |
| B | Michael Bush RB LV | 0 |
| S | Calvin Johnson WR DET | 30 |
| B | Bobby Wade WR MIN | 3 |
| I | Hank Baskett WR PHI | 0 |
| I | Kevin Curtis WR PHI | 0 |
| S | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 20 |
| S | Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ | 1 |
| I | Josh Reed WR BUF | 0 |
| B | Brandon Stokley WR DEN | 0 |
| I | Arnaz Battle WR SF | 0 |
| S | Kris Brown K HOU | 5 |
| S | Washington OST WAS | 8 |
| B | Kenny Peterson DE DEN | 1 |
| B | Lawrence Jackson DE SEA | 1 |
| B | Kendall Langford DE MIA | 1 |
| S | Craig Terrill DT SEA | 2 |
| I | La'Roi Glover DT LAR | 0 |
| S | Kyle Williams DT BUF | 2 |
| S | Ryan Denney DE BUF | 3 |
| B | Vernon Gholston OLB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Thomas Davis OLB CAR | 8 |
| B | Jo-Lonn Dunbar LB NO | 1 |
| B | Adalius Thomas OLB NE | 2 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 3 |
| B | Jamie Winborn OLB DEN | 5 |
| I | Mark Simoneau MLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 0 |
| B | Derrick Burgess DE LV | 0 |
| S | Demorrio Williams OLB KC | 6 |
| B | Sam Madison CB NYG | 0 |
| B | David Barrett CB NYJ | 1 |
| S | Brandon Carr CB KC | 5 |
| B | Ashton Youboty CB BUF | 0 |
| B | Aqib Talib CB TB | 0 |
| S | Rodney Harrison S NE | 4 |
| B | Michael Huff S LV | 2 |
| S | Marlin Jackson CB IND | 10 |
| I | Lawyer Milloy S ATL | 0 |
| S | Chris Horton S WAS | 8 |
| I | Mat McBriar P DAL | 0 |
| S | Dave Zastudil P CLE | 6 |
| I | Saint Louis DST LAR | 0 |
| S | Houston DST HOU | 0 |
|
| I | Kurt Warner QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Alex Smith QB ??? | 0 |
| S | J.T. O'Sullivan QB SF | 0 |
| I | Matt Leinart QB ARI | 0 |
| I | Brian St. Pierre QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Shaun Hill QB SF | 0 |
| S | Jamie Martin QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jamaal Jackson OC PHI | 0 |
| S | Chris Myers OC/OG HOU | 13 |
| S | Jason Brown OG BAL | 5 |
| S | Jacob Bell OG ??? | 7 |
| S | Alan Faneca OG NYJ | 14 |
| I | Levi Brown OT ARI | 0 |
| S | Marvel Smith OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Gosder Cherilus OT DET | 0 |
| S | Warrick Dunn RB TB | 12 |
| B | Selvin Young RB DEN | 0 |
| S | Mewelde Moore RB PIT | 37 |
| I | Rashard Mendenhall RB PIT | 0 |
| B | Brandon Jackson RB GB | 3 |
| B | Ray Rice RB BAL | 2 |
| I | Correll Buckhalter RB PHI | 0 |
| B | Dominic Rhodes RB IND | 8 |
| S | Braylon Edwards WR CLE | 13 |
| B | Rashied Davis WR CHI | 4 |
| I | Roddy White WR ATL | 0 |
| S | Muhsin Muhammad WR CAR | 8 |
| I | L.J. Smith TE PHI | 0 |
| S | John Gilmore TE TB | 10 |
| B | Chris Baker TE NYJ | 6 |
| I | Jeff Reed K PIT | 0 |
| S | Matt Prater K DEN | 1 |
| S | Buffalo OST BUF | 0 |
| I | Minnesota OST MIN | 0 |
| I | Kenechi Udeze DE ??? | 0 |
| S | Raheem Brock DT IND | 2 |
| B | Alex Hall LB CLE | 2 |
| I | Derrick Harvey DE JAC | 0 |
| S | Glenn Dorsey DT KC | 2 |
| B | Elvis Dumervil DE DEN | 5 |
| S | Gaines Adams DE TB | 4 |
| S | Aaron Smith DE PIT | 1 |
| I | Chike Okeafor OLB ARI | 0 |
| B | Ben Leber OLB MIN | 2 |
| I | Michael Boley OLB ATL | 0 |
| S | LaMarr Woodley OLB PIT | 18 |
| S | Paul Posluszny MLB BUF | 7 |
| S | Rocky McIntosh OLB WAS | 8 |
| I | Dan Connor LB CAR | 0 |
| B | Pierre Woods OLB NE | 2 |
| B | Barrett Ruud MLB TB | 6 |
| B | Anthony Henry CB DAL | 2 |
| B | Dunta Robinson CB HOU | 1 |
| B | Ken Lucas CB CAR | 7 |
| S | Aaron Ross CB NYG | 2 |
| I | Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB ARI | 0 |
| S | Bryant McFadden CB PIT | 5 |
| S | Eric Weddle S LAC | 11 |
| B | Corey Graham CB CHI | 7 |
| I | Gerald Sensabaugh S JAC | 0 |
| S | Antoine Bethea S IND | 7 |
| B | Ryan Clark S PIT | 3 |
| S | Sam Koch P BAL | 26 |
| S | New York (A) DST NYJ | 5 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the PC franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, LLL, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged LLL, every PC player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, PC ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that PC can exhale today is that LLL was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so unsightly as they thrust a sharpened stick during the game and convinced my cousin to join the circus - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 36-0 in front of a despondent home crowd for PC was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the unsightly LLL have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. PC sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the PC defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the LLL quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Sam Koch with 26 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, PC might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - LLL's very own Brett Favre. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the LLL coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he was as sharp as a sponge today.
"Picking on Brett Favre was a part of the game plan," Mewelde Moore with 37 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on LLL to deliver. PC trails the all-time series 1-2-1 against LLL. PC has a 4-3 regular season record. LLL has a 4-3 regular season record.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Glenn Good waxed poetic, stating, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." In response, the LLL coach gurgled, "I feel kinda sorry for them, to be honest. I mean, how can you be that inept, that pitiable? I guess they occasionally get my blood flowing, but for the most part, playing them is about as exciting as rearranging my sock drawer." |
