| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Blue Brigade | 210 | 69 | 279 | 47 | | Home | Happy Valley Cougars | 243 | 117 | 360 | 87 |
| Happy Valley Cougars |
Blue Brigade |
|---|
| I | Rex Grossman QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 40 |
| S | Billy Volek QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Kyle Orton QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Charlie Whitehurst QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Caleb Hanie QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 13 |
| I | Darnell Stapleton OC/OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Brandon Moore OG NYJ | 14 |
| I | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 0 |
| S | Matt Light OT ??? | 4 |
| S | Langston Walker OT BUF | 13 |
| I | Tony Ugoh OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Ryan Lilja OL ??? | 0 |
| I | Ben Hamilton OC/OG DEN | 0 |
| S | Keydrick Vincent OL ??? | 9 |
| S | Le'Ron McClain FB BAL | 16 |
| S | Marion Barber RB DAL | 21 |
| I | Anthony Alridge RB ??? | 0 |
| I | Steven Jackson RB LAR | 0 |
| S | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 25 |
| I | Selvin Young RB DEN | 0 |
| I | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 0 |
| I | Bobby Engram WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Josh Morgan WR SF | 0 |
| S | Anquan Boldin WR ARI | 33 |
| S | Dallas Clark TE IND | 40 |
| B | Dante Rosario TE CAR | 2 |
| S | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 4 |
| I | Oakland OST LV | 0 |
| S | Tennessee OST TEN | 5 |
| B | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 1 |
| B | Greg Ellis OLB DAL | 2 |
| B | Travis LaBoy DE/LB ARI | 1 |
| S | Shaun Rogers NT CLE | 19 |
| S | Charles Grant DE NO | 2 |
| S | John Abraham DE ATL | 1 |
| S | James Harrison OLB PIT | -1 |
| B | Pisa Tinoisamoa OLB LAR | 3 |
| B | Jyles Tucker OLB LAC | 2 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware OLB DAL | 7 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB CLE | 12 |
| B | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 1 |
| I | Tedy Bruschi ILB NE | 0 |
| S | Patrick Willis ILB SF | 10 |
| B | Jason Taylor DE/OLB WAS | 1 |
| I | Marques Harris OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | Asante Samuel CB PHI | 6 |
| B | Ike Taylor CB PIT | 3 |
| B | Erik Coleman S ATL | 3 |
| B | Brandon Harrison S HOU | 1 |
| B | Dwight Lowery CB NYJ | 5 |
| S | Kevin Kaesviharn S NO | 2 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 11 |
| S | Kerry Rhodes S NYJ | 15 |
| B | Melvin Bullitt S IND | 3 |
| B | LaRon Landry S WAS | 3 |
| B | Eric Smith S NYJ | 1 |
| S | Phillip Buchanon CB TB | 5 |
| S | Hunter Smith P IND | 4 |
| S | Detroit DST DET | -6 |
| I | Oakland DST LV | 0 |
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| S | Cleo Lemon QB JAC | 0 |
| S | Paul Smith QB ??? | 0 |
| S | David Garrard QB JAC | 43 |
| I | Jay Cutler QB DEN | 0 |
| I | Patrick Ramsey QB DEN | 0 |
| I | Roberto Garza OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Eric Heitmann OC/OG SF | 10 |
| I | Hank Fraley OC/OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Mike Wahle OG SEA | 6 |
| I | Davin Joseph OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Chester Pitts OG HOU | 9 |
| S | Flozell Adams OT DAL | 1 |
| S | Jonathan Stinchcomb OT ??? | 15 |
| I | Ray Willis OL ??? | 0 |
| B | Laurence Maroney RB NE | 0 |
| S | Deuce McAllister RB NO | 22 |
| B | Rudi Johnson RB DET | 3 |
| B | Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG | 0 |
| B | Cedric Benson RB CIN | 3 |
| B | Pierre Thomas RB NO | 1 |
| S | Laveranues Coles WR NYJ | 23 |
| S | Dwayne Bowe WR KC | 19 |
| I | Jordy Nelson WR GB | 0 |
| I | Ben Obomanu WR ??? | 0 |
| B | Chansi Stuckey WR NYJ | 2 |
| B | Santonio Holmes WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Jerramy Stevens TE TB | 2 |
| S | Bo Scaife TE TEN | 20 |
| B | Tom Santi TE IND | 0 |
| I | Donald Lee TE GB | 0 |
| S | John Carlson TE SEA | 8 |
| B | Benjamin Watson TE NE | 2 |
| S | Shayne Graham K CIN | 6 |
| I | Phil Dawson K CLE | 0 |
| S | New York (A) OST NYJ | 15 |
| I | Ray Edwards DE MIN | 0 |
| S | Chris Long DE LAR | 10 |
| S | Jonathan Babineaux DT ATL | 2 |
| B | Amobi Okoye DT HOU | 2 |
| S | Ty Warren DE NE | 7 |
| S | Jovan Haye DT TB | 2 |
| B | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 1 |
| I | Angelo Crowell OLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Scott Shanle OLB NO | 8 |
| I | Nate Webster MLB DEN | 0 |
| S | Bryan Thomas OLB NYJ | 7 |
| I | Donnie Edwards OLB KC | 0 |
| S | Will Witherspoon MLB LAR | 2 |
| S | Quentin Jammer CB LAC | 6 |
| I | Dre' Bly CB DEN | 0 |
| B | Ellis Hobbs CB NE | 3 |
| S | Johnathan Joseph CB CIN | 7 |
| I | Tracy Porter CB NO | 0 |
| B | Tyvon Branch S LV | 0 |
| S | Nick Ferguson S HOU | 6 |
| S | Corey Chavous S LAR | 4 |
| B | Dawan Landry S BAL | 0 |
| B | Roy Williams S DAL | 0 |
| B | Bob Sanders S IND | 0 |
| S | Dustin Colquitt P KC | 0 |
| I | Durant Brooks P WAS | 0 |
| S | San Diego DST LAC | 2 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Flozell Adams in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as apoplectic as a TV evangelist being audited by the IRS.
And so now it stands that WLR leads the all-time series 5-2 against BB. WLR has a 6-2 regular season record. BB has a 1-7 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw WLR has senselessly deluged BB as though the unfortunate loser were a snail dropped in a jar of saline solution 87-47 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
Things went very well for the WLR squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 360 points, 243 on offense and 117 on defense. Dallas Clark with 40 points on offense and Shaun Rogers with 19 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Joe Rupp, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Brandon Moore performed like a spasmodic violinist. His bones are made of flubber, so I don't think that's the problem. At least I wouldn't call that a break per se. Still, he's too much of a little baby to play with that little bruise. Broken vertabrae? I doubt that very much. It's clear who is here just to collect a check and frankly, I won't forget it. As for those DST? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 9 Punt returns defended, 177 Defended punt return yardage, 39.65 Defended punt return average, 1 Defended punt returns / Touchdowns, 5 Defended kickoff returns, 113 Defended kickoff return yardage, 44.833 Defended kickoff return average instead of playing. Overall though, the Doc's been looking into a revolutionary new surgery - replace his hands with anything - stickum, chicken claws, even bricks would be an improvement. I mean, he drops balls as if they were live ferrets. in this game was James Harrison. His wretched effort yielded as many positives as a hydrogen ion.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Joe Rupp quipped, "Well, there's murderers, rapists, boy bands, and then there's that owner of theirs... Which is worst? Hard to tell sometimes." In response, the BB coach groaned, "I feel kinda sorry for them, to be honest. I mean, how can you be that inept, that pitiable? I guess they occasionally get my blood flowing, but for the most part, playing them is about as exciting as rearranging my sock drawer." |
