| Off | Def | Total | Score |
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| Away | The Spanish Inquisition | 198 | 83 | 281 | 51 | | Home | Rock N Rollers | 150 | 97 | 247 | 34 |
| Rock N Rollers |
The Spanish Inquisition |
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| S | Trent Green QB LAR | 0 |
| I | Jon Kitna QB DET | 0 |
| I | Dan Orlovsky QB DET | 0 |
| I | Drew Stanton QB DET | 0 |
| S | Brock Berlin QB LAR | 0 |
| S | Marc Bulger QB LAR | 22 |
| S | Shaun O'Hara OC ??? | 6 |
| I | Andre Gurode OC DAL | 0 |
| S | Cory Procter OC/OG DAL | 1 |
| S | Eric Steinbach OG ??? | 6 |
| I | Vince Manuwai OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Marshal Yanda OG/OT BAL | 0 |
| S | Willie Colon OT PIT | 8 |
| S | Ike Ndukwe OL MIA | 7 |
| I | Damion McIntosh OG/OT KC | 0 |
| I | Mike Gandy OT ARI | 0 |
| I | Tony Moll OG/OT GB | 0 |
| B | Derrick Ward RB NYG | 4 |
| B | Larry Johnson RB KC | 0 |
| S | Steve Slaton RB HOU | 15 |
| I | Maurice Morris RB SEA | 0 |
| S | Julius Jones RB SEA | 5 |
| I | Rashied Davis WR CHI | 0 |
| B | Reggie Williams WR JAC | 4 |
| B | Bryant Johnson WR SF | 2 |
| S | Antwaan Randle El WR WAS | 9 |
| S | Chad Johnson WR CIN | 10 |
| B | Steve Smith WR NYG | 2 |
| B | Javon Walker WR LV | 1 |
| B | Domenik Hixon WR NYG | 1 |
| B | Kevin Walter WR HOU | 6 |
| I | Tony Curtis TE DAL | 0 |
| B | Ben Utecht TE CIN | 0 |
| I | Dan Campbell TE DET | 0 |
| S | Jeff King TE CAR | 16 |
| I | Robbie Gould K CHI | 0 |
| S | Shaun Suisham K WAS | 14 |
| S | San Diego OST LAC | 7 |
| S | Antonio Smith DE ARI | 3 |
| S | Patrick Kerney DE SEA | 20 |
| S | Marcus Stroud DT BUF | 1 |
| I | Kevin Williams DT MIN | 0 |
| S | Tommy Kelly DT LV | 3 |
| B | Kenyon Coleman DE NYJ | 2 |
| S | D.D. Lewis OLB SEA | 9 |
| S | Jarret Johnson OLB BAL | 8 |
| B | Tamba Hali DE KC | 5 |
| B | Jordon Dizon OLB DET | 0 |
| B | Landon Johnson OLB CAR | 2 |
| S | Paris Lenon MLB DET | 13 |
| I | D.J. Williams OLB DEN | 0 |
| B | Mike Peterson MLB JAC | 6 |
| I | Charles Tillman CB CHI | 0 |
| S | Nnamdi Asomugha CB LV | 1 |
| B | Terrence McGee CB BUF | 3 |
| B | Clinton Hart S LAC | 4 |
| S | Quintin Mikell S PHI | 4 |
| S | Michael Lewis S SF | 3 |
| B | Mike McKenzie CB NO | 1 |
| S | Jordan Babineaux DB SEA | 4 |
| S | Josh Bidwell P TB | 5 |
| I | Michael Koenen P ATL | 0 |
| S | Washington DST WAS | 0 |
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| S | Brian Griese QB TB | 0 |
| I | Derek Anderson QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Ken Dorsey QB CLE | 0 |
| I | Brady Quinn QB CLE | 0 |
| S | Jeff Garcia QB TB | 32 |
| S | Luke McCown QB TB | 0 |
| S | Kevin Mawae OC TEN | 11 |
| I | Samson Satele OC MIA | 0 |
| I | Jamar Nesbit OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Travelle Wharton OG CAR | 9 |
| S | Todd Herremans OG PHI | 13 |
| I | Mike Pollak OG IND | 0 |
| I | Vernon Carey OG/OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Damien Woody OT NYJ | 14 |
| I | Nick Kaczur OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Khalif Barnes OT JAC | 4 |
| B | Darren Sproles RB LAC | 1 |
| S | LaDainian Tomlinson RB LAC | 32 |
| B | Jonathan Stewart RB CAR | 1 |
| B | Lorenzo Booker RB PHI | 0 |
| S | Michael Turner RB ATL | 7 |
| I | Devin Hester WR/CB CHI | 0 |
| B | Deion Branch WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Chris Henry WR CIN | 0 |
| I | Bernard Berrian WR MIN | 0 |
| S | Hines Ward WR PIT | 8 |
| S | Jeremy Shockey TE NO | 16 |
| B | Billy Miller TE NO | 8 |
| I | Nate Jackson TE DEN | 0 |
| I | Visanthe Shiancoe TE MIN | 0 |
| S | Antonio Gates TE LAC | 37 |
| S | Sebastian Janikowski K LV | 5 |
| I | Ryan Longwell K MIN | 0 |
| I | Denver OST DEN | 0 |
| S | Philadelphia OST PHI | 0 |
| S | Will Smith DE NO | 3 |
| I | John Engelberger DE DEN | 0 |
| I | Tommie Harris DT CHI | 0 |
| S | Brandon Mebane DT SEA | 4 |
| S | Rob Meier DT JAC | 0 |
| S | Aaron Schobel DE BUF | 0 |
| I | Napoleon Harris MLB MIN | 0 |
| S | Joey Porter OLB MIA | 17 |
| S | Thomas Howard OLB LV | 8 |
| S | Kirk Morrison MLB LV | 13 |
| I | E.J. Henderson MLB MIN | 0 |
| B | Brian Kelly CB DET | 2 |
| B | Corey Ivy CB BAL | 3 |
| I | Antoine Winfield CB MIN | 0 |
| S | Drayton Florence CB JAC | 0 |
| S | Brian Williams CB JAC | 3 |
| I | Marlon McCree S DEN | 0 |
| B | Kalvin Pearson S DET | 2 |
| B | Gerald Alexander S DET | 0 |
| B | Reggie Nelson S JAC | 3 |
| S | Brandon Meriweather S NE | 4 |
| B | Ed Reed S BAL | 3 |
| S | Chris Harris S CAR | 6 |
| S | Nick Harris P DET | 8 |
| I | Ben Graham P ARI | 0 |
| S | Tennessee DST TEN | 4 |
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| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the TSI franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, RNR, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged RNR, every TSI player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, TSI ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that TSI can exhale today is that RNR was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so pathetic as they pushed a splitting maul during the game and tossed a frog in the microwave - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 51-34 in front of a despondent home crowd for TSI was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the pathetic RNR have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. TSI sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the TSI defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the RNR quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Joey Porter with 17 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, TSI might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - RNR's very own Andre Gurode. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the RNR coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he kinda languished a bit out there.
"Picking on Andre Gurode was a part of the game plan," Antonio Gates with 37 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on RNR to deliver. TSI trails the all-time series 3-6 against RNR. TSI has a 5-3 regular season record. RNR has a 1-7 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Al Burns droned, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." In response, the RNR coach waxed poetic, stating, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." |
