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| Game Summary (Earl Schmidt, NetFL Press) I get paid very well doing something I usually enjoy. There are, however, occasional games that I only report on under silent protest. Let me begin by being brutally honest. TH is quite the unimposing team, wholly outclassed in all aspects of the game by PC. "You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Fred Robbins in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as enraged as an elementary school janitor fresh out of Vomit-be-Gone. Santana Moss whined, "We had a chance at the beginning, man. We hung in there through the opening kickoff. We fought, but after that, we just didn't get her done. It's a bit disappointing, to be sure." Fred Robbins blathered, 'There's really no way that you can shut them down.We had to resort to some... dubious tactics to stay in the game at all. You don't want to see anyone get hurt seriously, but this defense of ours is different. We're coming to hit, we're coming to hurt. When we get the chance to deliver the punch, we are going to try to knock people out... now if only our opponents occasionally noticed, eh?" PC overwhelming TH as though the unfortunate loser were a snail dropped in a jar of saline solution, topping them by the tune of 62-49 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd. PC trails the all-time series 4-9 against TH. PC has a 5-3 regular season record. TH has a 4-4 regular season record. They looked unstoppable on the PC squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 314 points, 229 on offense and 85 on defense. Kurt Warner with 45 points on offense and Dunta Robinson with 15 points on defense were the top scorers. However, they were far from perfect. Said Coach/GM Glenn Good, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Chris Baker was clearly showing some ill-effects from his intestinal parasite. Doc says that if he spent a little more time working off the flubber in his midsection than 'clubbing' and getting fat on the buck-a-bucket combo at the KFC, well, his medical list wouldn't read like a copy of 'War and Peace'. Back in my day, 'clubbing' was something untoward that you did to baby seals . As for those OST? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with 1 Punt return, 6 Kickoff returns, 121 Kickoff return yardage, 20.167 Kickoff return average while taking the day off. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was J.T. O'Sullivan. There's no love lost between these two clubs. Glenn Good exclaimed, "Who? Do they even play professional football?" In response, the TH coach groaned, "Nah, I don't have anything against them. They're kinda like little bunnies or maybe pop warner rejects.... kinda cute and all, but pretty impotent when it comes to football." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||