| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Happy Valley Cougars | 154 | 157 | 311 | 8 | | Home | Demonic Hordes | 191 | 139 | 330 | 17 |
| Demonic Hordes |
Happy Valley Cougars |
|---|
| I | Todd Collins QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Colt Brennan QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Kevin Kolb QB PHI | 0 |
| S | A.J. Feeley QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Donovan McNabb QB PHI | 35 |
| I | Jonathan Goodwin OC/OG NO | 0 |
| S | Eugene Amano OG ??? | 11 |
| S | Mike Brisiel OG HOU | 5 |
| I | Carl Nicks OT NO | 0 |
| I | Kris Dielman OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Anthony Herrera OG ??? | 7 |
| S | Ryan Harris OT DEN | 7 |
| S | David Stewart OT TEN | 9 |
| I | Aaron Stecker RB NO | 0 |
| B | Benjarvus Green-Ellis RB NE | 4 |
| S | Willis McGahee RB BAL | 0 |
| B | Leon Washington RB NYJ | 3 |
| B | Jerious Norwood RB ATL | 5 |
| I | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 0 |
| B | Anthony Gonzalez WR IND | 6 |
| I | Devin Thomas WR WAS | 0 |
| S | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 17 |
| S | Wes Welker WR NE | 13 |
| B | Donald Driver WR GB | 8 |
| S | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 13 |
| S | Kevin Boss TE NYG | 24 |
| I | Delanie Walker TE SF | 0 |
| B | Tony Scheffler TE DEN | 0 |
| S | Rob Bironas K TEN | 15 |
| I | San Francisco OST SF | 0 |
| S | Seattle OST SEA | 5 |
| S | Stylez White DE TB | 2 |
| S | Justin Tuck DE NYG | 15 |
| I | Leonard Little DE LAR | 0 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 4 |
| I | Osi Umenyiora OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 2 |
| I | Anthony Spencer OLB DAL | 0 |
| B | Clint Session OLB IND | 3 |
| B | Tyjuan Hagler OLB IND | 3 |
| S | Chad Greenway OLB MIN | 15 |
| I | Tim Dobbins ILB LAC | 0 |
| B | Zach Thomas ILB DAL | 6 |
| S | Karlos Dansby ILB ARI | 5 |
| S | Jerod Mayo ILB NE | 11 |
| S | Leroy Hill OLB SEA | 12 |
| B | Leon Williams ILB CLE | 2 |
| S | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 2 |
| B | Carlos Rogers CB WAS | 5 |
| I | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 0 |
| S | Brandon Flowers CB KC | 4 |
| B | Josh Wilson CB SEA | 3 |
| B | Mike Jenkins CB DAL | 7 |
| B | Leon Hall CB CIN | 4 |
| B | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 8 |
| S | Sean Jones S CLE | 1 |
| S | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 10 |
| B | Jason Allen S MIA | 4 |
| I | Mike Scifres P LAC | 0 |
| S | Jon Ryan P SEA | 8 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 3 |
|
| S | Rex Grossman QB CHI | 12 |
| I | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 0 |
| I | Billy Volek QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Kyle Orton QB CHI | 18 |
| I | Charlie Whitehurst QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Caleb Hanie QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 0 |
| S | Darnell Stapleton OC/OG ??? | 1 |
| S | Brandon Moore OG NYJ | 10 |
| I | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 0 |
| S | Matt Light OT ??? | 10 |
| I | Langston Walker OT BUF | 0 |
| S | Tony Ugoh OT ??? | 7 |
| I | Ryan Lilja OL ??? | 0 |
| S | Ben Hamilton OC/OG DEN | 6 |
| I | Keydrick Vincent OL ??? | 0 |
| B | Ahmard Hall FB TEN | 3 |
| S | Le'Ron McClain FB BAL | 20 |
| S | Marion Barber RB DAL | 6 |
| I | Anthony Alridge RB ??? | 0 |
| S | Steven Jackson RB LAR | -2 |
| B | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 5 |
| B | Selvin Young RB DEN | 0 |
| B | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 3 |
| I | Josh Morgan WR SF | 0 |
| S | Anquan Boldin WR ARI | 20 |
| B | Bobby Engram WR SEA | 2 |
| S | Dallas Clark TE IND | 17 |
| B | Brad Cottam TE KC | 4 |
| S | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 4 |
| I | Oakland OST LV | 0 |
| S | Tennessee OST TEN | 8 |
| S | Brett Keisel DE PIT | 2 |
| B | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 6 |
| B | Greg Ellis OLB DAL | 2 |
| B | Travis LaBoy DE/LB ARI | 0 |
| S | Shaun Rogers NT CLE | 17 |
| I | Charles Grant DE NO | 0 |
| S | John Abraham DE ATL | 17 |
| S | James Harrison OLB PIT | 15 |
| S | DeMarcus Ware OLB DAL | 15 |
| I | Jyles Tucker OLB LAC | 0 |
| B | Pisa Tinoisamoa OLB LAR | 3 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB CLE | 15 |
| B | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 3 |
| S | Tedy Bruschi ILB NE | 3 |
| I | Patrick Willis ILB SF | 0 |
| I | Jason Taylor DE/OLB WAS | 0 |
| B | Ike Taylor CB PIT | 3 |
| B | Asante Samuel CB PHI | 2 |
| B | Abram Elam S NYJ | 9 |
| S | Erik Coleman S ATL | 7 |
| I | Kevin Kaesviharn S NO | 0 |
| S | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 9 |
| S | Dwight Lowery CB NYJ | 7 |
| B | LaRon Landry S WAS | 2 |
| S | Kerry Rhodes S NYJ | 2 |
| B | Roderick Hood CB ARI | 4 |
| B | Phillip Buchanon CB TB | 1 |
| S | Hunter Smith P IND | 11 |
| I | Detroit DST DET | 0 |
| S | Oakland DST LV | 2 |
|
| Game Summary (Larry Smith, NetFL Press)
The football gods smiled down upon the DH franchise this weekend. A wounded team was provided the perfect elixir, WLR, at an opportune time.
Because, if it had been anyone else but the offensively challenged WLR, every DH player would be changing their ring tones to Taps this morning. Luckily, DH ran into an opponent with much less margin for error than themselves, or they'd no doubt be nursing the losing column with yet another embarrassing loss.
One big reason that DH can exhale today is that WLR was talent-deficient enough to lose control of a game they had a chance to win. They looked so disgusting as they thrust a stick of dynamite during the game and ate my sister's homework - metaphorically speaking.
The score of 17-8 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd for DH was aided by a ferocious defense, but even larger was the help provided by a reeling opponent that constantly pushed the wrong personnel buttons. No wonder the disgusting WLR have been such a welcome sight in opposing stadiums for so long. DH sure caught them on the right day.
It's doubtful that the DH defenders could have corralled a grandmother strolling across the field with the same ease as they did the WLR quarterback. "Instead of him looking down the field, he was looking to see who was coming," said Justin Tuck with 15 points on defense, a huge smile on his face. "Let's just say he got rattled a little bit."
Still, DH might not have escaped without a goto player to energize the offense - WLR's very own Steven Jackson. He was relentlessly victimized, continuously torched play after play before the WLR coaching staff mercifully pulled him, as he kinda languished a bit out there.
"Picking on Steven Jackson was a part of the game plan," Donovan McNabb with 35 points on offense said. "We should have been doing it more in the first half of the game."
How true. When a NetFL team needs a pick-me-up, they can usually count on WLR to deliver. DH leads the all-time series 6-1 against WLR. DH has a 7-2 regular season record. WLR has a 6-3 regular season record.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Raman Ohri whined, "Hitler, Stalin... perhaps a few others... yeah, he belongs on that exclusive list, if you catch my drift. I sleep well at night, but given all the people he's no doubt stomped on to get where he is, I doubt the same can be said of him." In response, the WLR coach quipped, "He and his lecherous team of cub scouts have all the football grace of a French eunuch trying to ride a bull suffering from mad cow's disease while reciting the
Gettysburg Address." |
