| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Steel Curtain | 132 | 82 | 214 | 14 | | Home | KC Komodos | 175 | 104 | 279 | 47 |
| KC Komodos |
Steel Curtain |
|---|
| S | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 0 |
| S | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 14 |
| I | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| S | Charlie Frye QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Gus Frerotte QB MIN | 0 |
| I | John David Booty QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jeff Faine OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 4 |
| S | Pete Kendall OG WAS | 0 |
| I | Kendall Simmons OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Bryant McKinnie OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 0 |
| S | Jared Gaither OT ??? | 10 |
| S | Reggie Wells OG ARI | 14 |
| S | Jon Runyan OT PHI | 8 |
| S | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 20 |
| B | Justin Fargas RB LV | 1 |
| I | Joseph Addai RB IND | 0 |
| B | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 0 |
| S | Tim Hightower RB ARI | 21 |
| B | Ronald Curry WR LV | 0 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 16 |
| B | Jerry Porter WR JAC | 2 |
| B | Courtney Taylor WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Patrick Crayton WR DAL | 3 |
| S | Michael Jenkins WR ATL | 20 |
| B | Derek Hagan WR MIA | 0 |
| S | Eddie Royal WR DEN | 22 |
| I | Isaac Bruce WR SF | 0 |
| I | Steve Smith WR CAR | 0 |
| I | Martin Gramatica K NO | 0 |
| S | David Akers K PHI | 15 |
| S | Houston OST HOU | 1 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka OLB NYG | 6 |
| S | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 1 |
| I | Brian Young DT NO | 0 |
| S | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 4 |
| S | Tony Brown DT TEN | 1 |
| I | Keith Rivers OLB CIN | 0 |
| S | Jared Allen DE MIN | 13 |
| B | Justin Durant OLB JAC | 4 |
| B | Chris Gocong OLB PHI | 4 |
| B | DeMeco Ryans MLB HOU | 2 |
| S | Zac Diles MLB HOU | 8 |
| B | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 1 |
| B | Quinton Culberson OLB LAR | 0 |
| B | Gary Brackett MLB IND | 5 |
| S | Brandon Johnson OLB CIN | 5 |
| S | Leigh Bodden CB DET | 7 |
| B | Jacques Reeves CB HOU | 8 |
| S | Jabari Greer CB BUF | 16 |
| I | Walt Harris CB SF | 0 |
| B | Marquand Manuel S DEN | 1 |
| B | Reed Doughty S WAS | 0 |
| B | Haruki Nakamura S BAL | 1 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S LV | 10 |
| S | C.C. Brown S HOU | 0 |
| S | Derrick Frost P GB | 7 |
| I | Dirk Johnson P ARI | 0 |
| S | Green Bay DST GB | 0 |
|
| S | JaMarcus Russell QB LV | -8 |
| S | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | 0 |
| S | Andrew Walter QB LV | 0 |
| I | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Chris Simms QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Nick Mangold OC ??? | 10 |
| I | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 0 |
| S | Chris Snee OG NYG | 9 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG/OT ATL | 9 |
| I | Charlie Johnson OG IND | 0 |
| I | Alex Barron OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Eric Winston OT HOU | 6 |
| S | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT ??? | 9 |
| I | Joe Thomas OT CLE | 0 |
| B | Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG | 1 |
| B | Antonio Pittman RB LAR | 3 |
| S | LenDale White RB TEN | 8 |
| S | Ronnie Brown RB MIA | 21 |
| B | Ahman Green RB HOU | 0 |
| B | Chris Perry RB CIN | 1 |
| S | Randy Moss WR NE | 9 |
| B | Chaz Schilens WR LV | 0 |
| B | Limas Sweed WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Matt Jones WR JAC | 5 |
| B | Mike Sims-Walker WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Ben Hartsock TE ATL | 3 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CHI | 15 |
| B | Martellus Bennett TE DAL | 2 |
| B | Alex Smith TE TB | 5 |
| S | Zach Miller TE LV | 7 |
| S | Dan Carpenter K MIA | 17 |
| I | John Kasay K CAR | 0 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 0 |
| S | Jared DeVries DE DET | 8 |
| S | Darnell Dockett DT ARI | 5 |
| I | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 0 |
| S | Aaron Kampman DE GB | 3 |
| I | William Hayes DE TEN | 0 |
| S | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 3 |
| B | John Henderson DT JAC | 3 |
| I | Sedrick Ellis DT NO | 0 |
| B | Brodrick Bunkley DT PHI | 2 |
| S | Nick Barnett MLB GB | 7 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 2 |
| S | Terrell Suggs OLB BAL | 16 |
| I | Jon Beason MLB CAR | 0 |
| S | A.J. Hawk OLB GB | 6 |
| B | Pat Thomas LB KC | 5 |
| B | Ricky Brown MLB LV | 0 |
| I | Richard Marshall CB CAR | 0 |
| I | Leodis McKelvin CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Tye Hill CB LAR | 0 |
| I | Terence Newman CB DAL | 0 |
| S | Andre' Goodman CB MIA | 7 |
| S | Donte Whitner S BUF | 4 |
| S | Kenny Phillips S NYG | 4 |
| B | Brian Dawkins S PHI | 2 |
| S | Sav Rocca P PHI | 11 |
| I | Steve Weatherford P JAC | 0 |
| S | Kansas City DST KC | -6 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
OK, so not everyone who wears the uniform should be allowed to suit up. Such is most certainly the case for JaMarcus Russell, the greatest goat this side of the fairytale land of satyrs, unicorns, pixies, and winning SC seasons. This journalist found himself maintaining sanity amidst the botched stumbling of Ronnie Brown and his sidekicks by drinking heavily and choking down moldy peanuts. Now, to SC's credit, they willingly subjected themselves to this game, knowing full well how it was likely to turn out, but I place a great deal of blame on DS for opting for this game over a likely more challenging foray against the Vienna Boy's Choir.
And so now it stands that DS trails the all-time series 5-8 against SC. DS has a 3-6 regular season record. SC has a 3-6 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw DS has feasted upon SC like a mink that suddenly finds that a family of mice has taken up residence in her den 47-14 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the DS squad even though they did not excel on either side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 279 points, 175 on offense and 104 on defense. Gus Frerotte with 24 points on offense and Jacques Reeves with 16 points on defense were the top scorers. Mistakes dampened the mood around the locker room somewhat. Said Coach/GM Jeffrey Leiss, "There were some mental breakdowns on both sides of the ball.. For one, Joseph Addai was as sharp as a sponge today. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those DST? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with 1 Punt returns defended, 13 Defended punt return yardage, 13 Defended punt return average, 6 Defended kickoff returns, 144 Defended kickoff return yardage, 24 Defended kickoff return average throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the the most incompetant player in this game was Pete Kendall. His wretched effort yielded a seat alone on the ride home.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Jeffrey Leiss noted, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." In response, the SC coach droned, "Let's see... something nice to say? Well, they're not the most repugnant team out there, but that's kinda like saying that Shockey isn't as annoying as that Owens clown." |
