| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | KC Komodos | 158 | 102 | 260 | 25 | | Home | Demonic Hordes | 247 | 109 | 356 | 73 |
| Demonic Hordes |
KC Komodos |
|---|
| I | Todd Collins QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 0 |
| I | Colt Brennan QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Kevin Kolb QB PHI | 0 |
| S | A.J. Feeley QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Donovan McNabb QB PHI | 24 |
| S | Jonathan Goodwin OC/OG NO | 0 |
| S | Eugene Amano OG ??? | 9 |
| I | Mike Brisiel OG HOU | 0 |
| S | Carl Nicks OT NO | 13 |
| S | Kris Dielman OG ??? | 7 |
| I | Anthony Herrera OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Ryan Harris OT DEN | 15 |
| I | David Stewart OT TEN | 0 |
| B | Aaron Stecker RB NO | 1 |
| B | Benjarvus Green-Ellis RB NE | 4 |
| B | Willis McGahee RB BAL | 7 |
| B | Peyton Hillis FB DEN | 4 |
| B | Leon Washington RB NYJ | 3 |
| S | Jerious Norwood RB ATL | 20 |
| I | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 0 |
| B | Anthony Gonzalez WR IND | 2 |
| S | Donald Driver WR GB | 11 |
| S | Wes Welker WR NE | 26 |
| I | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 0 |
| B | Tony Scheffler TE DEN | 7 |
| S | Kevin Boss TE NYG | 35 |
| B | Delanie Walker TE SF | 3 |
| S | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 24 |
| S | Rob Bironas K TEN | 4 |
| I | Seattle OST SEA | 0 |
| S | San Francisco OST SF | 24 |
| S | Leonard Little DE LAR | 1 |
| S | Justin Tuck DE NYG | 4 |
| B | Travis LaBoy DE/LB ARI | 2 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 6 |
| I | Osi Umenyiora OLB ??? | 0 |
| B | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 2 |
| I | Anthony Spencer OLB DAL | 0 |
| B | Clint Session OLB IND | 1 |
| B | Tyjuan Hagler OLB IND | 1 |
| S | Chad Greenway OLB MIN | 10 |
| B | Tim Dobbins ILB LAC | 3 |
| I | Zach Thomas ILB DAL | 0 |
| S | Karlos Dansby ILB ARI | 17 |
| S | Jerod Mayo ILB NE | 6 |
| S | Leroy Hill OLB SEA | 9 |
| I | Leon Williams ILB CLE | 0 |
| S | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 6 |
| I | Carlos Rogers CB WAS | 0 |
| S | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 9 |
| B | Brandon Flowers CB KC | 0 |
| B | Josh Wilson CB SEA | 1 |
| I | Mike Jenkins CB DAL | 0 |
| I | Leon Hall CB CIN | 0 |
| B | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 5 |
| S | Sean Jones S CLE | 8 |
| S | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 10 |
| B | Jason Allen S MIA | 1 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 7 |
| I | Jon Ryan P SEA | 0 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 0 |
|
| I | Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA | 0 |
| I | Seneca Wallace QB SEA | 0 |
| S | Tarvaris Jackson QB MIN | 0 |
| I | Charlie Frye QB SEA | 0 |
| S | Gus Frerotte QB MIN | 5 |
| S | John David Booty QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Jeff Faine OC ??? | 0 |
| S | Brad Meester OC JAC | 12 |
| I | Jeremy Zuttah OC ??? | 0 |
| I | Pete Kendall OG WAS | 0 |
| I | Kendall Simmons OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Bryant McKinnie OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Chris Samuels OT WAS | 0 |
| S | Jared Gaither OT ??? | 6 |
| S | Reggie Wells OG ARI | 8 |
| S | Jon Runyan OT PHI | 13 |
| S | Brandon Jacobs RB NYG | 23 |
| B | Joseph Addai RB IND | 2 |
| I | Ladell Betts RB WAS | 0 |
| S | Tim Hightower RB ARI | 14 |
| B | Justin Fargas RB LV | 3 |
| I | Ronald Curry WR LV | 0 |
| S | Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI | 21 |
| B | Jerry Porter WR JAC | 3 |
| I | Courtney Taylor WR SEA | 0 |
| I | Patrick Crayton WR DAL | 0 |
| B | Michael Jenkins WR ATL | 4 |
| B | Isaac Bruce WR SF | 1 |
| S | Eddie Royal WR DEN | 31 |
| S | Steve Smith WR CAR | 3 |
| S | David Akers K PHI | 8 |
| I | Martin Gramatica K NO | 0 |
| S | Houston OST HOU | 1 |
| S | Paul Spicer DE JAC | 0 |
| S | Mathias Kiwanuka OLB NYG | 5 |
| S | Brian Young DT NO | 2 |
| B | Mike Patterson DT PHI | 6 |
| S | Tony Brown DT TEN | 6 |
| I | Keith Rivers OLB CIN | 0 |
| S | Justin Durant OLB JAC | 7 |
| S | Jared Allen DE MIN | 11 |
| B | Chris Gocong OLB PHI | 4 |
| B | DeMeco Ryans MLB HOU | 6 |
| I | Zac Diles MLB HOU | 0 |
| B | Keith Brooking OLB ATL | 5 |
| B | Quinton Culberson OLB LAR | 6 |
| S | Gary Brackett MLB IND | 7 |
| I | Brandon Johnson OLB CIN | 0 |
| B | Sam Williams OLB LV | 4 |
| B | Chris Johnson CB LV | 3 |
| B | Leigh Bodden CB DET | 4 |
| B | Stanford Routt CB LV | 1 |
| S | Jacques Reeves CB HOU | 3 |
| S | Jabari Greer CB BUF | 1 |
| B | Walt Harris CB SF | 1 |
| S | Marquand Manuel S DEN | 10 |
| I | Reed Doughty S WAS | 0 |
| B | Haruki Nakamura S BAL | 0 |
| S | Gibril Wilson S LV | 4 |
| I | C.C. Brown S HOU | 0 |
| B | DaJuan Morgan S KC | 0 |
| S | Derrick Frost P GB | 4 |
| I | Dirk Johnson P ARI | 0 |
| S | Green Bay DST GB | 2 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Stanford Routt in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as angered as an environmentalist stuck in a room full of Bolivian slash-n-burn agriculturalists.
And so now it stands that DH leads the all-time series 24-3 against DS. DH has a 8-2 regular season record. DS has a 3-7 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw DH has decaffeinated DS as though they were naught but a group of frenchmen on the battlefield 73-25 in front of a jeering and hostile crowd.
They were almost perfect on the DH squad particularly on the offensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 356 points, 247 on offense and 109 on defense. Kevin Boss with 35 points on offense and Karlos Dansby with 17 points on defense were the top scorers. Several mental breakdowns drew the coach's ire. Said Coach/GM Raman Ohri, "I took exception to our execution on a few plays.. For one, Benjarvus Green-Ellis performed like a spasmodic violinist. Doc says that he's gotten much better since he's started the electroshock therapy... something about frontal lobes and things with molecular structures. It all sounded very clinical to me, but as long as it keeps him on the field, I'm all for it. As for those DST? They showed their ineptitude by amassing 8 Defended kickoff returns, 220 Defended kickoff return yardage, 27.5 Defended kickoff return average throughout the course of their pitiful performance. Overall though, the Don't Euthanize After Disaster award - given to one blundering fool each week - was really difficult to decide on this go around. I promise the poor slob that I won't be taking away his livelihood. This week, the DEAD man in this game was Jamaal Charles. His horrible effort yielded nothing but the scorn of his teammates.
Though the game was already decided on the field, apparently neither team was done. Raman Ohri whined, "Gosh... why are you even wasting my time looking for a comment about them? They're kinda like cockroaches - to be sure, they occasionally crawl out of the woodwork to be seen by all, but usually, they're lurking somewhere out of sight." In response, the DS coach stated, "Like 'em? No... not really. I'd rather strangle puppies in front of a dozen orphans than pull that wretched owner of theirs out of a burning building." |
