| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Happy Valley Cougars | 157 | 163 | 320 | 41 | | Home | Steel Curtain | 147 | 91 | 238 | 0 |
| Steel Curtain |
Happy Valley Cougars |
|---|
| S | JaMarcus Russell QB LV | 0 |
| S | Marques Tuiasosopo QB LV | -3 |
| S | Andrew Walter QB LV | -8 |
| I | Kerry Collins QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Vince Young QB TEN | 0 |
| I | Chris Simms QB TEN | 0 |
| S | Nick Mangold OC ??? | 15 |
| I | Ryan Kalil OC CAR | 0 |
| S | Chris Snee OG NYG | 12 |
| S | Justin Blalock OG/OT ATL | 9 |
| I | Charlie Johnson OG IND | 0 |
| I | Alex Barron OT ??? | 0 |
| I | Eric Winston OT HOU | 0 |
| S | D'Brickashaw Ferguson OT ??? | 13 |
| S | Joe Thomas OT CLE | 13 |
| B | Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG | 1 |
| B | Antonio Pittman RB LAR | 3 |
| S | LenDale White RB TEN | 10 |
| S | Ronnie Brown RB MIA | 19 |
| B | Ahman Green RB HOU | 1 |
| I | Chris Perry RB CIN | 0 |
| S | Randy Moss WR NE | 11 |
| B | Chaz Schilens WR LV | 0 |
| B | Limas Sweed WR PIT | 0 |
| B | Matt Jones WR JAC | 3 |
| B | Mike Sims-Walker WR JAC | 0 |
| B | Ben Hartsock TE ATL | 2 |
| S | Greg Olsen TE CHI | 13 |
| I | Martellus Bennett TE DAL | 0 |
| I | Alex Smith TE TB | 0 |
| S | Zach Miller TE LV | 13 |
| I | Dan Carpenter K MIA | 0 |
| S | John Kasay K CAR | 5 |
| S | Baltimore OST BAL | 11 |
| S | Jared DeVries DE DET | 1 |
| S | Darnell Dockett DT ARI | 3 |
| B | Luis Castillo DE LAC | 1 |
| S | Aaron Kampman DE GB | 10 |
| I | William Hayes DE TEN | 0 |
| S | Albert Haynesworth DT TEN | 4 |
| B | John Henderson DT JAC | 0 |
| I | Sedrick Ellis DT NO | 0 |
| B | Brodrick Bunkley DT PHI | 4 |
| B | Nick Barnett MLB GB | 4 |
| B | Kamerion Wimbley OLB CLE | 5 |
| S | Terrell Suggs OLB BAL | 3 |
| S | Jon Beason MLB CAR | 16 |
| S | A.J. Hawk OLB GB | 3 |
| B | Pat Thomas LB KC | 1 |
| B | Ricky Brown MLB LV | 0 |
| S | Richard Marshall CB CAR | 11 |
| I | Leodis McKelvin CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Tye Hill CB LAR | 0 |
| I | Terence Newman CB DAL | 0 |
| B | Andre' Goodman CB MIA | 1 |
| S | Donte Whitner S BUF | 0 |
| S | Kenny Phillips S NYG | 5 |
| B | Brian Dawkins S PHI | 6 |
| S | Sav Rocca P PHI | 9 |
| I | Steve Weatherford P JAC | 0 |
| S | Denver DST DEN | 4 |
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| S | Philip Rivers QB LAC | 38 |
| I | Rex Grossman QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Billy Volek QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Kyle Orton QB CHI | 0 |
| S | Charlie Whitehurst QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Caleb Hanie QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Nick Hardwick OC LAC | 8 |
| I | Brandon Moore OG NYJ | 0 |
| I | Marc Colombo OT DAL | 0 |
| S | Matt Light OT ??? | 8 |
| S | Langston Walker OT BUF | 1 |
| I | Tony Ugoh OT ??? | 0 |
| S | Ben Hamilton OC/OG DEN | 13 |
| I | Ryan Lilja OL ??? | 0 |
| S | Keydrick Vincent OL ??? | 8 |
| S | Le'Ron McClain FB BAL | 10 |
| I | Marion Barber RB DAL | 0 |
| S | Kenneth Darby RB LAR | 0 |
| I | Anthony Alridge RB ??? | 0 |
| I | Steven Jackson RB LAR | 0 |
| S | Kevin Faulk RB NE | 3 |
| B | Selvin Young RB DEN | 0 |
| B | Amani Toomer WR NYG | 3 |
| I | Bobby Engram WR SEA | 0 |
| B | Josh Morgan WR SF | 4 |
| S | Anquan Boldin WR ARI | 33 |
| S | Dallas Clark TE IND | 15 |
| B | Brad Cottam TE KC | 2 |
| S | Adam Vinatieri K IND | 7 |
| I | Oakland OST LV | 0 |
| S | Tennessee OST TEN | 4 |
| S | Bobby McCray DE NO | 4 |
| B | Darryl Tapp DE SEA | 1 |
| S | Shaun Rogers NT CLE | 2 |
| B | Mike Montgomery DE GB | 2 |
| I | Charles Grant DE NO | 0 |
| B | Ryan Pickett NT GB | 2 |
| S | John Abraham DE ATL | 9 |
| S | James Harrison OLB PIT | 19 |
| I | DeMarcus Ware OLB DAL | 0 |
| B | Jyles Tucker OLB LAC | 1 |
| S | Pisa Tinoisamoa OLB LAR | 7 |
| S | Patrick Willis ILB SF | 11 |
| S | D'Qwell Jackson ILB CLE | 9 |
| B | Andra Davis ILB CLE | 3 |
| B | Tedy Bruschi ILB NE | 2 |
| B | Wesley Woodyard LB DEN | 7 |
| B | Nick Roach OLB CHI | 1 |
| I | Jason Taylor DE/OLB WAS | 0 |
| S | Asante Samuel CB PHI | 4 |
| B | Ike Taylor CB PIT | 4 |
| B | Domonique Foxworth CB ATL | 5 |
| B | Kevin Kaesviharn S NO | 4 |
| I | DeAngelo Hall CB WAS | 0 |
| S | Erik Coleman S ATL | 18 |
| I | LaRon Landry S WAS | 0 |
| S | Kerry Rhodes S NYJ | 15 |
| B | Dwight Lowery CB NYJ | 5 |
| B | Abram Elam S NYJ | 6 |
| S | Roderick Hood CB ARI | 4 |
| S | Hunter Smith P IND | 7 |
| S | Detroit DST DET | 11 |
| I | Oakland DST LV | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Andrew Walter in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as angered as an environmentalist stuck in a room full of Bolivian slash-n-burn agriculturalists.
And so now it stands that WLR leads the all-time series 10-4 against SC. WLR has a 7-3 regular season record. SC has a 3-7 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw WLR pulverizing SC like a bloated spider engorging on the tender underbelly of a common house fly 41-0 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the WLR squad particularly on the defensive side of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 320 points, 157 on offense and 163 on defense. Philip Rivers with 38 points on offense and James Harrison with 19 points on defense were the top scorers. Several mental breakdowns drew the coach's ire. Said Coach/GM Joe Rupp, "I took exception to our execution on a few plays.. For one, Philip Rivers was as sharp as a sponge today. I've been working with Doc on a revolutionary new procedure... I won't go into the full details right now, but let's just say that he won't have an any excuse for dropping the damned ball anymore. As for those RB? They were utterly incompetent, gaining 10 Rushing Attempts, 43 Rushing Yards, 1 Receptions, 9 Receiving Yards, 1 Fumbles, 1 Tackles, 1 Fumbles Lost while taking the day off. Overall though, the the most incompetant player in this game was Ken Darby. His useless effort yielded a month in the doghouse.
There's no love lost between these two clubs. Joe Rupp whined, "Oh, they're harmless... a bit annoying too, I guess... Kinda remind me of Barney or Big Bird..." In response, the SC coach waxed poetic, stating, "Who? I didn't realize they were still in the league." |
