| Off | Def | Total | Score |
|---|
| Away | Demonic Hordes | 216 | 138 | 354 | 55 | | Home | WHO DAT | 220 | 107 | 327 | 41 |
| WHO DAT |
Demonic Hordes |
|---|
| S | Brett Favre QB NYJ | 46 |
| I | Carson Palmer QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Kellen Clemens QB NYJ | 0 |
| I | Jordan Palmer QB CIN | 0 |
| S | Brett Ratliff QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Ryan Fitzpatrick QB CIN | 0 |
| I | Matt Birk OC MIN | 0 |
| S | Todd McClure OC ??? | 11 |
| S | Ben Grubbs OG BAL | 3 |
| I | Branden Albert OT KC | 0 |
| S | Kevin Shaffer OT CLE | 13 |
| S | Mark Tauscher OT GB | 13 |
| I | Stephon Heyer OT WAS | 0 |
| S | Max Jean-Gilles OL ??? | 8 |
| B | Fred Taylor RB JAC | 2 |
| I | Michael Pittman RB DEN | 0 |
| S | Thomas Jones RB NYJ | 24 |
| B | Michael Bush RB LV | 0 |
| S | Matt Forte RB CHI | 21 |
| S | Calvin Johnson WR DET | 21 |
| B | Bobby Wade WR MIN | 2 |
| S | Kevin Curtis WR PHI | 15 |
| S | Jerricho Cotchery WR NYJ | 16 |
| I | Josh Reed WR BUF | 0 |
| I | Arnaz Battle WR SF | 0 |
| I | Brandon Stokley WR DEN | 0 |
| B | Ike Hilliard WR TB | 0 |
| S | Kris Brown K HOU | 11 |
| I | Cleveland OST CLE | 0 |
| S | Washington OST WAS | 10 |
| I | Lawrence Jackson DE SEA | 0 |
| B | Kenny Peterson DE DEN | 2 |
| B | Ebenezer Ekuban DE DEN | 2 |
| I | Kendall Langford DE MIA | 0 |
| S | Pat Sims DT CIN | 2 |
| S | Craig Terrill DT SEA | 0 |
| B | Kyle Williams DT BUF | 3 |
| S | Ryan Denney DE BUF | 1 |
| I | Vernon Gholston OLB NYJ | 0 |
| B | Willie McGinest OLB CLE | 3 |
| S | Thomas Davis OLB CAR | 18 |
| B | Adalius Thomas OLB NE | 0 |
| S | Robert Mathis DE IND | 3 |
| S | Jamie Winborn OLB DEN | 11 |
| B | Takeo Spikes OLB SF | 3 |
| B | Antonio Pierce MLB NYG | 4 |
| I | Mark Simoneau MLB ??? | 0 |
| S | Gary Brackett MLB IND | 8 |
| B | Demorrio Williams OLB KC | 2 |
| I | Ashton Youboty CB BUF | 0 |
| S | Brandon Carr CB KC | 5 |
| B | Samari Rolle CB BAL | 3 |
| I | Aqib Talib CB TB | 0 |
| S | Chris Horton S WAS | 8 |
| B | Rashad Baker S LV | 0 |
| I | Rodney Harrison S NE | 0 |
| S | Lawyer Milloy S ATL | 8 |
| B | Marlin Jackson CB IND | 0 |
| B | Jon McGraw S KC | 2 |
| S | Will Allen CB MIA | 9 |
| B | Phillip Buchanon CB TB | 3 |
| I | Mat McBriar P DAL | 0 |
| S | Craig Hentrich P TEN | 4 |
| I | Cleveland DST CLE | 0 |
| S | Houston DST HOU | 3 |
|
| S | Todd Collins QB ??? | 0 |
| S | Jason Campbell QB WAS | 23 |
| S | Colt Brennan QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Kevin Kolb QB PHI | 0 |
| I | A.J. Feeley QB ??? | 0 |
| I | Donovan McNabb QB PHI | 0 |
| I | Jonathan Goodwin OC/OG NO | 0 |
| S | Mike Brisiel OG HOU | 11 |
| S | Carl Nicks OT NO | 12 |
| I | Kris Dielman OG ??? | 0 |
| S | Anthony Herrera OG ??? | 0 |
| I | Stephen Neal OG NE | 0 |
| S | Eugene Amano OG ??? | 13 |
| I | David Stewart OT TEN | 0 |
| S | Ryan Harris OT DEN | 11 |
| B | Benjarvus Green-Ellis RB NE | 0 |
| I | Jamaal Charles RB KC | 0 |
| S | Jerious Norwood RB ATL | 9 |
| B | Leon Washington RB NYJ | 2 |
| S | Peyton Hillis FB DEN | 35 |
| B | Willis McGahee RB BAL | 1 |
| B | Donald Driver WR GB | 3 |
| I | Anthony Gonzalez WR IND | 0 |
| S | T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR CIN | 38 |
| S | Wes Welker WR NE | 22 |
| B | Kevin Boss TE NYG | 4 |
| S | Tony Scheffler TE DEN | 11 |
| B | Marcedes Lewis TE JAC | 3 |
| S | Rob Bironas K TEN | 8 |
| I | Seattle OST SEA | 0 |
| S | San Francisco OST SF | 10 |
| B | Leonard Little DE LAR | 1 |
| S | Justin Tuck DE NYG | 2 |
| S | Travis LaBoy DE/LB ARI | 2 |
| S | Vince Wilfork NT NE | 10 |
| I | Anthony Spencer OLB DAL | 0 |
| I | Osi Umenyiora OLB ??? | 0 |
| I | Morlon Greenwood OLB HOU | 0 |
| S | Chad Greenway OLB MIN | 24 |
| B | Clint Session OLB IND | 7 |
| I | Tyjuan Hagler OLB IND | 0 |
| B | Rocky Boiman OLB/MLB KC | 4 |
| B | Tim Dobbins ILB LAC | 1 |
| B | Zach Thomas ILB DAL | 2 |
| S | Karlos Dansby ILB ARI | 7 |
| S | Jerod Mayo ILB NE | 23 |
| S | Leroy Hill OLB SEA | 6 |
| I | Leon Williams ILB CLE | 0 |
| B | Clint Ingram OLB JAC | 2 |
| S | Fakhir Brown CB LAR | 4 |
| B | Carlos Rogers CB WAS | 2 |
| S | Antonio Cromartie CB LAC | 4 |
| I | Brandon Flowers CB KC | 0 |
| B | Josh Wilson CB SEA | 11 |
| B | Mike Jenkins CB DAL | 1 |
| B | Leon Hall CB CIN | 4 |
| B | Adrian Wilson S ARI | 7 |
| S | Sean Jones S CLE | 2 |
| S | Yeremiah Bell S MIA | 5 |
| I | Jon Ryan P SEA | 0 |
| S | Mike Scifres P LAC | 7 |
| S | New York (N) DST NYG | 0 |
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| Game Summary (Ralph Jones, NetFL Press)
"You want fries with that?" Yep, we'll be hearing that from Matt Birk in the near-future after this week's performance. After a time, I began to play a game, counting the seconds between mistakes, waiting with giddy excitement while seeing that head coach of theirs as apoplectic as a TV evangelist being audited by the IRS.
And so now it stands that DH leads the all-time series 22-3 against LLL. DH has a 9-2 regular season record. LLL has a 4-7 regular season record. The latest (what I shall laughingly call a) contest saw DH pulverizing LLL like a bloated spider engorging on the tender underbelly of a common house fly 55-41 in front of a despondent home crowd.
They looked unstoppable on the DH squad on both sides of the ball last week as they racked up a combined 354 points, 216 on offense and 138 on defense. T.J. Houshmandzadeh with 38 points on offense and Chad Greenway with 24 points on defense were the top scorers. Things were not all roses, however. Said Coach/GM Raman Ohri, "Sure, I'm a bit concerned about a few things.. For one, Travis LaBoy was as sharp as a sponge today. I've been working with Doc on a revolutionary new procedure... I won't go into the full details right now, but let's just say that he won't have an any excuse for dropping the damned ball anymore. As for those DST? They showed all the football grace of ballerinas as they filled the record book with 1 Punt returns defended, 11 Defended punt return yardage, 11 Defended punt return average, 4 Defended kickoff returns, 102 Defended kickoff return yardage, 25.5 Defended kickoff return average over the course of the contest. Overall though, the as voted on by his teammates, the most worthless player in this game was Anthony Herrera. His nasty effort yielded a resigned sigh from his teammates.
"Dem's fightin' woids!": Fuel was added to the fire during the two teams' post game news conferences. Raman Ohri considered this when he said, "I suppose every league needs a doormat. I feel some degree of scorn for them to be sure, but mostly, I just shake my head and watch them bumble their way from game to game with a sense of detached amusement." In response, the LLL coach blathered, "I'm not saying that this is true, mind you, but I'm not saying it isn't. I heard tell that that owner of theirs has been kidnapping small children and selling them on the Chinese black market. Do I respect him? Does anyone?" |
